Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4
power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On) twitter.com/search?q=from%… SoCal Joined March 2017-
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Yeah I'll be your homie, I have agoraphobia.
I'm just a girl standing in a giant t-shirt, in front of a boy, asking him to still think she's a hottie.
It’s amazing how a nice drink on a Friday afternoon reanimates you. Kinda like sea monkeys.
I stepped out for awhile and when I came back my Cat had hairballed in the exact center of a paper towel on the floor. I don't even know where the paper towel came from. Perfect little gentleman.🥲
Why be content with those 3 little words when you can have 6. “Your parcel is out for delivery.”
The pipeline from running the 100 yard dash in school to running up $100 doordash bills
i don’t need a hill to die on, i just need a hill to scream on
My wife suggested taking Ecstasy to help with sex and so far she’s banged three neighbors and the UPS guy
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Hey I just met you and this is Twitter I see you followed, but don't DM me, maybe
Whenever I’m 2-3 hrs late for work, here comes my boss with his same old provocations
I'm on day 12 of cutting carbs and sugar from my diet and so far I've lost 12 days of happiness
You cannot control the world, but you have complete control of how you react to it.
Sweetest of dreams to all that read this.
If you don’t think you are at the least a lil crazy, then you… my friend.. Are insane.
since 1992 there have been 8 movies about Beethoven the St. Bernard and only one movie about Beethoven the composer.
I wish there was a metaphor to describe this albatross hanging around my neck.
My uncle used to launch apps. He was an icon.
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I stepped out for awhile and when I came back my Cat had hairballed in the exact center of a paper towel on the floor. I don't even know where the paper towel came from. Perfect little gentleman.🥲
Why be content with those 3 little words when you can have 6. “Your parcel is out for delivery.”
Kicking off my birthday weekend with the good stuff, because I’m worth it. And speaking of birthdays, this is a mighty sweet 16 single malt. Here’s to completing my 58th trip around the sun on Sunday, and to all of you, ‘cause you’re worth it, too. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
The pipeline from running the 100 yard dash in school to running up $100 doordash bills
I think my drafts are just gonna be hand written in a journal
VOLUME UP EAR DAMAGE FEELS SO GOOD
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EVERYONE KEEP TALKING ABOUT SPORTS IM ALMOST THER- 💦
i do not have a body i’m simply space particles
i don’t need a hill to die on, i just need a hill to scream on
My wife suggested taking Ecstasy to help with sex and so far she’s banged three neighbors and the UPS guy
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