On the Verge @MomOnTheVergeOf
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. (She said confidently.) Joined September 2009-
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This? Great policy!! (Also, if the napkins are in a dispenser.)
This? Great policy!! (Also, if the napkins are in a dispenser.)
I don’t give a fuck about the “optics” of Trump behind bars. I don’t care if it makes Ma & Pa MAGA fork over even more of their insulin money. No one is above the law in this country. It’s far more dangerous to let him get away with shit than it is to hold him accountable for it.
That whining Ahole cries; “my constitutional rights are being taken away” but he was happy to say he wants to throw out the constitution for the rest of us! The judge just grabbed him by the short and cur-lies to shut him up! Bout damn time! IMO.
I’m not always right. Bangs were a mistake, I used to be a Jets fan & I ate a super questionable oyster one time, but I’m pretty sure a grown-ass man who has to be given pretend papers to play with so he doesn’t fall asleep in his own criminal trial should not be our president.
The law-and-order guy found in contempt of court. Let me say it again: Contempt. Of court. Contempt. The times we’re in. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
I may not know the formula for success, but the formula for failure is trying to please everyone.
@OurShallowState Eric accompanying Trump to court means that at least three other people refused to do that: Melania, Ivanka, and Donald Jr. You just know that Donald's first go-to person when he needs support is not Eric.
BREAKING: Barron Trump has appealed Judge Merchan's decision to let his father attend his graduation.
If Donald Trump becomes president again, it wouldn't be as bad as it was last time. It would be much, much worse. Read about his plans, as he describes them in new TIME interviews, and take them seriously. time.com/6972021/donald…
In honor of Willie Nelson's 91 birthday 🎂 Here's a photo of Keith Richards teaching a young Willie Nelson how to play guitar
😲 I now have had a browser tab open for 45 min. I got exited every time a big leaf would go by. I have only seen one little fish. 😍 visdeurbel.nl/en/the-fish-do…
@Matt_Bove @WKBW Hear me out @keoncoleman6 : "Keon's Coats" as your charity/fund, focusing on providing coats/ jackets to less fortunate neighborhoods/families/kids leading up to winter season in Buffalo. @Macys as a sponsor/supporter. I'll design the logo and branding for FREE. No strings.
I just typed, "Well, I gotta go. I have to go put dinner in the oven and finish up my mopping before (husband) gets home." I've become my grandmother. 🙄🙄🙄
So, on Sunday at Lowe's, I found a discount rose bush, badly wilted but still blooming. I paid for it and put the pot in a bag. Gave it my whole bottle of water, and it was looking better when I got home. Yes, it peed on the seat, but I love it. Did I just adopt a shelter dog?!
I'm gonna say yes
Jost: The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for bank fraud and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a porn star hush money trial and the race is tied? The race is tied. Nothing makes sense anymore.
Joe Biden: "Yes, age is an issue. I'm a grown man running against a six-year-old."
Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma
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nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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R C👀k ◇ #Resist .. @rscook
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Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
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Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma
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Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish
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nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
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Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest
9K Followers 1K Following There is no Mommy, only Zuul.✨Be excellent to each other✨Folllow me everywhere https://t.co/ItaeRTMeC2 Peep my tweets in the link below 👇🏻
Jessie @mommajessiec
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YES or NO, A simple question! Do you still stand with Ukraine and support its brave soldiers?
Hunter Biden is suing Fox News, Hannity, Carlson for defamation. He wants a retraction and apologies. The photos, (half-naked) shown in court, will also be considered. Do you think Hunter SHOULD sue Fox? 👍YES or NO?👎
My parents would have dragged me out by my hair if I’d spent their money camping out for Hamas instead of going to class. Come get your kids.
Donald Trump wants states to track your menstrual cycle, and Republicans think that ISN’T a violation of your rights. They don’t want states to track your gun purchases, because they think that IS a violation of your rights. Guns have more of a right to privacy than women.
My rule of thumb is if I order my food standing up, I’m not leaving a tip
Guy catches Rooster sleeping and wakes him instead
There are more important things that I would rather be doing, but since Republicans chose to bring up a bill to remove protections for gray wolves, I am speaking today in opposition. Dogs kill far more livestock than wolves, but we don't condemn all dogs to the gravel pit.
@scottwestacre 88 ... you got a lotta folks pray'n fer ya !!! 🤠
If y’all aren’t following the saga that is #88 then you are missing out!
#88’ No calf this morning. Headed into water after brisk walk. You don’t get a body like this without putting in the miles I guess
Don’t shoot puppies appears to be the common ground we’ve all been looking for. Talk about a low bar….
How could you not love this, more Sandy, he’s a good boy.
Honestly, the judge basically forcing Trump to attend Barron’s graduation is probably worse for him than the $9000 in contempt fines.
I don’t give a fuck about the “optics” of Trump behind bars. I don’t care if it makes Ma & Pa MAGA fork over even more of their insulin money. No one is above the law in this country. It’s far more dangerous to let him get away with shit than it is to hold him accountable for it.
I’m gonna need Kendrick Lamar to teach me how to write a diss track about Sam Alito.
In other news, I am now at the stage of my life where I confidently wear my night pajamas out of the house to pick up dinner. No shame. No regret. No minding the eyes following me. Just comfort. Ascension to unclehood is almost complete. Witness me.
My sweet granny could remember tunes but not lyrics ,so I used to happily fall asleep with ''Hush now baby don't you shout, I'll open the window, and throw you out'' . Don't judge
@ambermruffin @elmo This is fantastic. Also, you can help Elmo in getting rid of that evil pet rock that always messing with him.
I love springtime in New York, but I’ll be honest, these days the weed smell is a lot. It’s so powerful, you can’t even smell the pee anymore!
That whining Ahole cries; “my constitutional rights are being taken away” but he was happy to say he wants to throw out the constitution for the rest of us! The judge just grabbed him by the short and cur-lies to shut him up! Bout damn time! IMO.
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