RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi
Love, peace and laughter. facebook.com/RealRuthBuzzi Sunset Ranch, Texas Joined October 2010-
Tweets7K
-
Followers216K
-
Following6K
-
Likes32K
I’m in the middle of a big spring storm in north Texas and it’s raining cats and dogs. I just stepped in a poodle.
Native American wisdom: A man cannot own a river. Man cannot own a valley. Man cannot own a forest. Man can only own a casino.
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
I’d like to write a Yelp review of the moon’s first restaurant: “Good food, lots of parking, but very little atmosphere.”
The older I get the more I understand why roosters wake up every day and simply scream their lungs out.
Growing up, I never dreamed I’d think of John Wayne every year about this time. But I have —- since the early 70’s. So… Happy Easter from “the Duke” and me!
I dreamed I saw The Rockettes all dressed up as Easter bunnies, dancing backwards. It was sort of a receding hare line.
I dreamed I was a chocolate Easter Bunny. I woke up feeling totally hollow inside.
I was going to work out real hard today — but, unfortunately, we lost that hour.
Today we have to move all our clocks forward. Join me in a word of prayer for Flava Flav.
Amazon just got FAA approved for drone deliveries in Texas. So now we have skeet shooting with miscellaneous prizes.
When we moved to a Texas ranch I immediately adopted a dachshund. I figured I should “get a long little doggie.”
Today you’re older than you’ve ever been… But younger than you’ll ever be again! So make it a GREAT DAY!
Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra
313K Followers 172K Following Mom, grandma, proud American. SAG AFTRA #TheResistance. Building a community one follow at a time. Out Now - Nancy Sinatra: One For Your Dreams Deluxe Book👇Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone
178K Followers 31K Following New tour dates. Podcast NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE New albums CATS, COPS AND STUFF, PAULA POUNDSTONE GOES TO COLLEGE streaming worldwide.Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF
93K Followers 32K Following Actress writer activist flyfisherwoman closet farmer patriot co-founder LA CAFE co-founder DontGetPurgedJoe Newberry @JoeNewberry
38K Followers 19K Following Banjo/Guitar/Songs/Sings Recording Academy Member Be kind. People need it. You need it. JN on Patreon https://t.co/7sZ8CYArZO Photos-Jillian ClarkMicky Dolenz @TheMickyDolenz1
77K Followers 7K Following Official Twitter Page - singer, actor, songwriter, director, theatre, The Monkees IG micky_dolenzSvengoolie @Svengoolie
72K Followers 2K Following Svengoolie- Rich Koz -yes, it's really me! Seen Saturday nights on the Me-TV networkDanny Bonaduce @TheDoochMan
68K Followers 1K Following Husband. Father. Radio god. Cat dude. 🐈 🎙 Instagram and TikTok therealdannybonaduce. Not on Facebook but I am on Cameo.Elayne Animals & Come.. @ElayneBoosler
57K Followers 10K Following Comedian since 1885. Founder https://t.co/y6KEncNpJe. https://t.co/fvjbAgqppC https://t.co/upXECezIYa. https://t.co/tDCBLh9rwgJudy Gold @JewdyGold
62K Followers 3K Following 🎟️ See me live! https://t.co/qrY91RVhBQ📕 Read my book “Yes I Can Say That” 🎧 Listen to my podcast #KillMeNowJody Hamilton @fromthebunkerjr
32K Followers 1K Following Show Runner for @StephMillerShow and one of the Goth Ninjas Thursdays on @bobcesca_goJackie Hoffman @JackieHoffman16
27K Followers 250 Following https://t.co/75FACZbuUC http://I'm kidding https://t.co/3OK9XJr4n2julia duffy @mybadauditions
15K Followers 531 Following Done getting new headshots, feel free to use that aging filter thingy #instagram @thejuliaduffy #itstheguns #palmroyale @appletv 🌴👑 watch to the end!!Deana Martin @DeanaMartin_
24K Followers 2K Following Official Account-American singer, actor, performer & daughter of iconic entertainer Dean Martin. No DM, please visit https://t.co/qiwbRmYoedPaul Myers @pulmyears
24K Followers 6K Following Host: @RecordStoreDay Podcast, Author: Kids In The Hall: One Dumb Guy, A Wizard A True Star: Todd Rundgren In The Studio, Executive Producer: KITH Comedy PunksHARRY MICHAEL @EFEMICHEAL8
124 Followers 731 Following Professional forex trader, financial advisor, speaker, entrepreneur, business insider. inbox me to get started.CHARLTON SCHRIEBER @CHARLTONSC92201
16 Followers 492 FollowingJason Stump @JasonStump4
5K Followers 1K Following #Resist #BlueWave 🇺🇦 🌊 Girl Dad, Husband, DM = blockMichael @MichaelLev10432
8 Followers 87 Following Musician, Fighter for Democracy, U.S. Air Force Retired Veteran-Let’s Make the World a Better PlaceProudLiberal2.0 @ProudLiberal2_0
631 Followers 2K Following Proud Biden/Harris Liberal Democrat! #BidenHarris2024Deadhead @Regul8YourDick
2K Followers 4K Following Resist / VoteBlue / LGBTQ Pro-choice / 🌊 Roevember 🌊 #ProtectTransKidsKhamakai 🇮🇱 �.. @IgnoranceEnded
391 Followers 845 Following Jewish Australian. Israel supporter. Looking forward to a world where people can just respect each others differences and get on with life.Psych FI @psych_finance
9K Followers 4K Following Funding research into mental health and psychedelics and supporting legalization to bring in the psychedelic renaissance. Psych NFTs and DAO coming soon.Jack3Ohio @HadersJack
1K Followers 3K Following father, grandfather, Reds, Bengals fan , University of Cincinnati BA American Historybobcollazo @bobcollazo1
747 Followers 2K FollowingMichael MoneyMike Jam.. @dreamcatchermja
3K Followers 6K Following I Am A Mover & A Shaker. I Am A Leader, NOT a follower. I'm An ENTP & IQ Of 158. I'm A Caring Kinky Loving Passionate Sensual Rare Romantic Relic TRUE GentlemanJFrauny @FraunyJ
51 Followers 143 FollowingRyan Barrett @covid_manbun
102 Followers 723 Following I am building a digital underwriting platform to destroy FICO's monopolyבארד 🇮🇱💔.. @bard2134
838 Followers 632 Following אלרגי ליוד ל BS וטפשת הטרול, נטיה לסוציאל ליברטריאניות 😉 ובאופן איזוטופי לא יציב. לומד מטעויות כדי לטעות אחרת. מבטיח להחזיר חסימה, לפעמים חוסם בטעותTonya Zimmerman @TonyaZ03
15 Followers 175 FollowingHugo veloz @Hugoveloz111826
28 Followers 298 FollowingMatthew @matthewnyc2024
117 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/R6WDTJSIMb https://t.co/Nfc3kj1dkK 25Johnny @Johnny141734540
17 Followers 394 FollowingSusan Hall @hall214123_hall
6 Followers 139 FollowingMarc Soliz @SolizwithaZ
275 Followers 2K Following teacher, progressive, poet, comic book and a home cook, professional bully stopper.David Westerberg @DavidWesterber8
73 Followers 82 FollowingSolo Kill @SoloKill383200
122 Followers 230 Followingdiane soma @dsoma
37 Followers 79 FollowingMikeinthedirt @mikeinthedirt
393 Followers 929 FollowingCari @2000Cari
147 Followers 864 FollowingPeggy P.🗣 @PEGGYINGLEPEREZ
45 Followers 343 Following daughter,sister, wife , mother, grandmother, great grandma, fur mom .. listen to Creator, love my countryTeresa Corn @earle63835
521 Followers 1K Following music lover and a widow with 2 grown sons. retired from Real Estate. love to enjoy cabin Hocking Hills, racing, fishing and hiking with good friends.El Supremo 5595 @ElSupremo5595
72 Followers 527 FollowingSmoshake @Smoshake115827
0 Followers 147 FollowingSeaturtle lovers club @Seaturtlelovers
586 Followers 4K Following welcome to @seaturtle lovers club we share daily #seaturtle contents Follow us if you really love SeaturtleSonya Ericson @Skipthepunch
11 Followers 402 FollowingMGB! @mikegoesb00m
251 Followers 509 Following 𝐎, 𝐃𝐮 𝐖𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧 | 𝙰( Ü )𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝 🇩🇪🇺🇸🎨🌲☯️🕋💭⭐️🏋🏽♂️🕺🏿| 𝐍𝐎🍺🐷👶🏽🍆🍑🍗 🤬🔫 | 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄Sai Sai @rmsaisai
23 Followers 275 Followinglara logan @logan_lara4517
7 Followers 206 FollowingAlejandro Payne @payne_alej40338
9 Followers 111 FollowingScar @Scar611677
175 Followers 345 FollowingSusan Dolan @GoogleExpertUK
271K Followers 175K Following SEO Expert first to crack Google PageRank algorithm confirmed 2014 @ Schmidt's office https://t.co/qBWMEAhljF Cruise Lecturer #Yeshua #AdasArmy #SocEntTexasCajun 🇺🇦�.. @Suebohn1227
1K Followers 2K Following Native Texan wife/mom/ grandma. Married 46 yrs. 3rd of 8 kids; adore my 91 year-old mom! Love dogs. NO MAGA. Vote Abbott/Cruz out! BLUE RESISTER! No DMs.valerie bertinelli @Wolfiesmom
578K Followers 839 Following indulge 🤍 https://t.co/g6zgskzXU8 https://t.co/5QoJQzzMR4Nancy Sinatra @NancySinatra
313K Followers 172K Following Mom, grandma, proud American. SAG AFTRA #TheResistance. Building a community one follow at a time. Out Now - Nancy Sinatra: One For Your Dreams Deluxe Book👇Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone
178K Followers 31K Following New tour dates. Podcast NOBODY LISTENS TO PAULA POUNDSTONE New albums CATS, COPS AND STUFF, PAULA POUNDSTONE GOES TO COLLEGE streaming worldwide.Bob Newhart @BobNewhart
225K Followers 69 Following Official Twitter Page for Bob Newhart - comedian / actor / all around nice guy Also on Facebook http://t.co/aRL8i5ZeCGRon Howard @RealRonHoward
2.5M Followers 486 Following Family Man & StorySmith Co-Founder of Imagine EntertainmentBilly Crystal @BillyCrystal
731K Followers 92 FollowingMicky Dolenz @TheMickyDolenz1
77K Followers 7K Following Official Twitter Page - singer, actor, songwriter, director, theatre, The Monkees IG micky_dolenzDave Foley @DaveSFoley
204K Followers 2K Following I am selectively famous.I don’t respect your beliefs.Also,I don’t respect my beliefs. Podcast, Really?!. with Tom and Dave now available.Svengoolie @Svengoolie
72K Followers 2K Following Svengoolie- Rich Koz -yes, it's really me! Seen Saturday nights on the Me-TV networkBarbara Eden @Barbara_Eden
79K Followers 57 Following The one and ONLY Official Twitter page for legendary actress and Hollywood icon, Barbara Eden. Posts are from Barbara Eden or Team Eden.Sandra Bernhard @SandraBernhard
239K Followers 578 Following #Sandyland @RadioAndySiriusXM Thursdays 1PM EST Kids! Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, SingerElayne Animals & Come.. @ElayneBoosler
57K Followers 10K Following Comedian since 1885. Founder https://t.co/y6KEncNpJe. https://t.co/fvjbAgqppC https://t.co/upXECezIYa. https://t.co/tDCBLh9rwgJudy Gold @JewdyGold
62K Followers 3K Following 🎟️ See me live! https://t.co/qrY91RVhBQ📕 Read my book “Yes I Can Say That” 🎧 Listen to my podcast #KillMeNowDom Lucre | Breaker o.. @dom_lucre
1.3M Followers 4K Following @BTNNetwk Founder | [email protected] for Promo | Booking | Ads | Business | Don’t forget you can subscribe to my X profile | NEW MERCHANDISE ⬇️IL MAKIAGE @ilmakiage
22K Followers 0 Following BEAUTY FOR MAXIMALISTS First & only beauty partner of @arsenalwfc🏆 Cruelty-free Now live in US, UK, Canada, Germany, and AustraliaAra Dona @aradona146
6 Followers 1 FollowingSeditionHunters @SeditionHunters
77K Followers 153 Following • Hunting and distributing clear face images of those that stormed the Capitol • Contact [email protected] • Submit tips @ https://t.co/aWU5GV8MelMark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis
4.8M Followers 1 Following 46th Governor of the great state of Florida.Molly Parnell @molly_parnell
716 Followers 471 Following Mom of three. President of Golden State Strategy Group.FBI @FBI
3.6M Followers 2K Following Official FBI Twitter. Submit tips at https://t.co/tGqFRcJykB. Public info may be used for authorized purposes: https://t.co/x6bfDUEYeJ.Lois Reitzes @LoisReitzes
3K Followers 435 Following Hosts City Lights weekdays 11am - noon and 8-9pm on @wabenews; ASO Broadcast also on 90.1 and https://t.co/7SA4Xnn8o8. Adores Mozart, Motown, Muppets, and Mel Brooks.Nancy Lee Krieger🗽.. @hlthiskrieger
5K Followers 4K Following Health Educator-1992 🔬wife,sister, auntie, lover of all creatures great & small. The most important words in my day...with liberty & justice for all.🇺🇸🌻🇺🇦JoeBud @joebud123
2K Followers 5K Following Many generational Texan | Follow @VDHanson @TAMU | My tweets, including sarcasm, are my opinions. 5 minutes to midnight for Western civilization. Vote 2024.David SMASH THE HYPE .. @Alpine_Joy
2K Followers 5K Following Love comedy, thinking, music, math & Diana Damrau. Also original Mini, Navel & Naval power & submarines. Views MAY be mine. I like to be amiable & friendly!Mrs. K Meeks @1klmeeks
612 Followers 140 Following eldest of 8,Ky dad IL mom,💍Ralph in the 80's,1 child,God fearin Jesus Christ 💖 Pro USA,NRA,Trump,Travis Tritt fan,Eagles band,common sense,baseball&drag racesM. Jennings @RealFriscoKid
2K Followers 1K Following Principal Investigator Automation & Space Robotics. Senior Technical Architect. Me, 2 to left of Motor Cop, looking at you from 1966 Sunset Strip Hippie Riot.Aubrey Stringer @AubreyStringer
517 Followers 912 Following Architect, Dad After 35 years of marriage I have no interest in a new relationship. Photos of beautiful young women need not apply.Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos
6.4M Followers 355 Following Amazon. Blue Origin. Washington Post. Bezos Earth Fund. Bezos Academy.Elon Musk @elonmusk
181.6M Followers 584 FollowingJohn Osborne, MD, PhD.. @SOTHCardiology
927 Followers 1K Following Harvard-trained MD-PhD Cardiologist-Lipidologist with two decades experience in clinical trials who runs a large preventative cardiology and lipid practice.Steph M @Safetypuppy
451 Followers 1K Following I love movies and movie quotes. Unless you are Hugh Jackman, I am not interested into you sliding into my dms. 😋Rstevendad @RStevendad
75 Followers 60 Following Observer of trends, asker of questions & general smart ass. NOT a professional in finance or other topics mentioned & encourage professional advice. Me/mine.Ross Riley @RossRiley13
67 Followers 193 Following he/him Raised by a single mom in the Wild West of the '70s and '80s. I was a Republican, but it's stopped being a party.Vintage Los Angeles @alisonmartino
141K Followers 4K Following On-Air contributor for SPECTRUM NEWS1/ Columnist for @lamag / Creator of “Vintage Los Angeles” / Emmy Nominated “So Cal Scene”. LA Nativekeif simon @keifsimon
38 Followers 82 Following just a regular guy from south jersey that digs books, comics, music, and movies.Jase McDonald @_jasemcdonald_
1K Followers 1K Following Christ Following Political Junkie. LSUE ‘22 LSU ‘24 Proverbs 3:5-6Peter Webber @PeterWebber
4K Followers 2K Following Director of “Girl With A Pearl Earring” and “Inna De Yard”jessica klein @jessi_klein03
86 Followers 132 FollowingTommy James @TJShondells
6K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter account for Tommy James & the Shondells. Listen to Tommy's SiriusXM show Sundays 5-8pm ET on #60s Gold ☮️💟 check out website for tour + merch!Al Jardine @ALANJARDINE
17K Followers 87 Following Alan (aka “Al”) Jardine, guitarist, vocalist and songwriter, is best known for being one of the founding members of the California-based group The Beach Boys 😎The Beach Boys @TheBeachBoys
91K Followers 54 Following The official account for the Inventors of Summer Fun 🧡☀️🌊 Dive into The Beach Boys👇MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
1.2M Followers 2K Following The official account of the MeidasTouch Network. Unapologetically pro-democracy.David Mulugheta @DavidMulugheta
32K Followers 350 Following Athletes First: President Team Sports | Fair Catch Foundation (Founder)Pat Sajak @patsajak
368K Followers 358 Following Game show host, icon, former sexagenarian. Gated community activist. Him/he/you guys.Alan Alda @alanalda
316K Followers 191 Following Actor, Writer Host of the podcast "Clear+Vivid with Alan Alda". Listen here: https://t.co/UOAi9D75PPLauren Przybyl @fox4lauren
11K Followers 863 Following Good Day News Anchor, Lov'n Life with a 9 year old and a 5 year old - Foodie, Texan, Fan of the Outdoors, Dogs and Chocolate!Frank Sinatra @franksinatra
83K Followers 53 Following The Chairman of the Board—the official Twitter for Frank Sinatra Enterprises // ‘Platinum’ out now 👇John America @American_x
225 Followers 670 Following Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.Chris Harmon @KeepPounding84
1K Followers 2K Following Husband, Father, fan of my local sports teams. CLT native! #KeepPounding #ForTheCrown #CauseChaos #LetsFly #GoldStandard⛏️Brian Molnar @brianmolnar
376 Followers 199 Following Singer/Songwriter of the Americana outfit Brian Molnar & the Naked HeartsECHO HILL RANCH @EchoHillRanch
103 Followers 32 Following 501(c)3 Summer ranch camp for boys and girls from Gold Star Families and First Responders. Donation and Vol https://t.co/XThfFSEdiRKinky Friedman @FriedmanKinky
5K Followers 136 Following Official Twitter for https://t.co/RNo9oLkXPX and the Governor of the Heart of Texas, Kinky Friedman.Norman Lear @TheNormanLear
112K Followers 415 Following Producer of All in the Family, Good Times, One Day At A Time, The Jeffersons, Spinal Tap, Stand By Me, Princess Bride - Author of Even This I Get to ExperienceMagicker Mike DeLuise @deluise_michael
64 Followers 38 Following SEXY MOFO!! It’s always now. Humanity’s lifelong FunWitzFriends’; lover. Lone wolf ✨🤟 Love’s Respect. 💜✨#MagickerMike IG Macdeluise@Ruth_A_Buzzi Now that is funny!
@Ruth_A_Buzzi Oldie but goodie! 😂 x.com/ruth_a_buzzi/s…
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
@Ruth_A_Buzzi Why? Because they don't find you funny? Hahaha 😆. Honestly, I love your humor and your singing voice. I wished you'd have shown it in a more serious way. Keep making people laugh!
@Ruth_A_Buzzi Sure we are, Ruth! We’ve never stopped. You’ve made sure of that! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
@Ruth_A_Buzzi Bob Monkhouse called, he wants his joke back: “They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.” ― Bob Monkhouse, Crying With Laughter : My Life Story
@Ruth_A_Buzzi @CalkinsMark THIS is funny @lori_socal
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
What a thrill for a make-believe hero like me to meet 2 real-life heroes like @YVindman & @AVindman. It is an honor for me to have endorsed him & sent my donation to his campaign. Please help Eugene keep #VA07 blue by donating any amount large or small... every little bit helps!
The force was with us! Thank you to @MarkHamill and @AVindman for joining me last night at our virtual fundraiser! We had a great turnout, it’s clear that folks are fired up to keep #VA07 blue. If you're with us, chip in to keep our momentum going: secure.actblue.com/donate/ev-soci…
Having his own fun.. 😊
And we admire / love you talented Bryce
"I'm taking care of you Taking good care of you For once I was very little too Now I take care of you." 🎶 Happy Birthday, Mister Rogers.
@Ruth_A_Buzzi You probably saved the internet from a homicidal alien robot