Eli McCann @EliMcCann
Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGMbJB linktr.ee/Elimccann Salt Lake City, Utah Joined December 2012-
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Eli McCann retweeted
A few years ago I wrote this thing about my complicated feelings around Temple Square and I periodically share it because I'm my own biggest supporter. itjustgetsstranger.com/2019-12-space-…
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An absolute cowardly selfish morally vacuous blowhard. May his name forever stain the history books and remind future generations that educated men with power can so easily become society's biggest failures.
An absolute cowardly selfish morally vacuous blowhard. May his name forever stain the history books and remind future generations that educated men with power can so easily become society's biggest failures.
I am so grateful and feel so lucky that I get to write a regular humor column for @sltrib. But I especially feel fortunate that I could share this story that was really meaningful for my family. sltrib.com/religion/2024/…
My sister asked us if we wanted her to get us tickets for a Mormon temple open house tonight and I told her we weren't interested and apparently I was only supposed to speak for myself because my atheist-since-birth husband is now going to the temple open house with them.
Went outside to enjoy the rain under the covered patio. But he got kind of scared and needed to sit on my lap.
The villains felt like they weren't cartoonishly evil enough so they started murdering puppies and bragging about it.
Eli McCann retweeted
“Skylar was approaching this all from a completely different and honestly very on-brand perspective. "I can't walk anymore today because I'm at the red leaf and I need more red leaves to even out my tree," he told me, adding, "my Walktober goals are more aesthetic than athletic."
“Skylar was approaching this all from a completely different and honestly very on-brand perspective. "I can't walk anymore today because I'm at the red leaf and I need more red leaves to even out my tree," he told me, adding, "my Walktober goals are more aesthetic than athletic."
Throwback to the time my husband manipulated me into letting a walking competition take over my life: itjustgetsstranger.com/walktober/
Our neighbors two houses down raise bees and whenever they get a new queen they bring her over to introduce us. We recently got to meet "Bee-yancé," "Freddie Mercury," and "Elizabeth." Just delightful.
Eli McCann retweeted
A quick new story today about how training is going at my gym. itjustgetsstranger.com/flexibility/
I could have tweeted yesterday "Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing right now" and I would have meant this.
I could have tweeted yesterday "Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing right now" and I would have meant this.
Eli McCann retweeted
Eli is such a gifted and witty writer, and all around good guy. And the best thing about reading a blog? No trolls. 🧌 Go ahead and subscribe before canning season starts —and check out his podcast too.
He's been staring at me like this for an hour.
If you followed me recently, you should know I'm basically the last blogger in America and I still write at my site like it's 2009. It's nostalgic and ad free because I'm bad at business. You can subscribe there because there's a subscribe button thingy. itjustgetsstranger.com
Our evening walk on our neighborhood trail. Duncan won't go for a walk without carrying a ball in his mouth. It's his pacifier.
POV: he just rolled onto his back and would like a belly rub, now.
Morning coffee on the patio. Getting ready to do some more planting.
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