Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta
I block stupid people. Elgin, TX Joined September 2011-
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Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 retweeted
Lewis and Bernie think Kristi Noem is a piece of shit
Why did the cat cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Mary got some grass-fed femur bones from the Farmer's Market, and Honey Bear is absolutely ecstatic.
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 retweeted
I was told they only wanted a ceasefire 🧐
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 retweeted
How can “originalist” judges associated with something called the Federalist Society prove themselves traitors to everything the Founders held sacred?
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 retweeted
I've had to put down two pets in my life. Biscotti, after a long life. Lovey, to end her suffering. It was always what was best for the dog. Not what was easy for me. It's sad, taking the life of a creature that looks at you with unconditional love. Unless you're Kristi Noem.
I want to bump this after yesterday's hearings. The talking monkey is the criminal President.
I want to bump this after yesterday's hearings. The talking monkey is the criminal President.
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 retweeted
Makes perfect sense! 😅💙
Makes perfect sense! 😅💙
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 retweeted
Dana Perino claims construction workers were surprised when they saw Trump. The entire event was preplanned and coordinated. I've included several quotes from the footage that prove it was an organized event.
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 retweeted
@KristiNoem You and Trump are meant for each other. Both vile.
MAGAs are about to start killing their dogs to pwn the libs now.
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 retweeted
New: Kristi Noem, a leading candidate to be Trump’s 2024 running mate, is releasing a new book where she brags about shooting her puppy to death. She says she did it because she “hated that dog” and the dog was “less than worthless.” rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
If I were to debate Trump, I'd make Mike Lindel my guest so that Trump can have a pillow if he needs a nap.
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 retweeted
BREAKING: Donald Trump is asleep in court again. He is not physically able enough to stay awake in court. He is not physically able enough to be President.
Trump with his Pecker hanging out.
Trump with his Pecker hanging out.
Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 retweeted
Good morning from New York. When this photo was taken at the White House in July 2017, Pecker said, Trump asked him: "How's Karen [McDougal] doing?" Will Trump's lawyer try to undermine it on cross-ex today? Follow along to find out. 🧵
If I were to debate Trump, I would just keep saying things like, "This is why you can't have ignorant people as President..." It really gets under his skin when you point out how stupid and uninformed he is.
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@olga100104 @KellyScaletta If cats had fingers…they’d give everyone the finger all the time
@KellyScaletta so much to unpack here; my main takeaway is I am SO out of the loop. About EVERYthing.
@KellyScaletta Now you mention John Wick, I wonder what’s his take on Kristi Noem and Cricket. I’d guess he wouldn’t take it well.
@KellyScaletta I forget what it was titled, but I remember reading the screenplay that became John Wick before it was produced. And I just knew if made it was going to be a hit. "You killed my dog..." taken to the absolute, yet simple extreme of revenge.
@KellyScaletta To yack a hair ball on the good carpet.
@KellyScaletta To get away from Kristi Noem?
@KellyScaletta Because it saw what Noem did to the puppy, and didn’t want to stick around..
@KellyScaletta Haha driving home in the middle of my alley, there was a big ol manxy-looking furrball who turned its head, looked at me, hissed, didn’t move… “HEY MOVE IT!” And it did, just enuf for me to get by. Cuz cats.
@KellyScaletta Dang skippy because it wanted to🤣🤣
@KellyScaletta @spinfisher @MarkHamill You're a good man.
@KellyScaletta @MarkHamill Nicely done! He’s a terrible human.
@KellyScaletta @RonFilipkowski Someone has a history of plagiarizing…I mean borrowing other people’s words.
@KellyScaletta "because i mf wanted to"... is what my cat corrected you... "mf wanted to mfing cross it, mfing catfully, mfer"... what he said. Look, I'm just typing what he's saying while he chews myhair.i
@KellyScaletta @KatiePhang Noem thinks, probably accurately, that Trump will like this story.
@KellyScaletta prob because kristi noem was on the other side and we all should avoid that psycho
@KellyScaletta Or because it was escaping from Krist Noem 🤷🏻♂️
The Bears aren't fucking around here offense offense offense. They've never done this my entire time as a fan. Ever. They're usually drafting some pre-injured DT or a safety nobody was checking for right about now.
Everyone Good is overjoyed when @MarkHamill follows them. It’s a badge of honor for the truly Good. Who would you be horrified to have follow you? That’s an interesting question!
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