Lori @Cornjerker78
Rubbing hands together gleefully: let’s get this party started x.com/search?f=tweet… Joined December 2016-
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Wow, it looks like a beautiful day outside.. from my Ring cams while laying in bed in the dark. *goes back to sleep*
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I've been having weird cravings lately. Like cocoa pebbles with fries.
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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.
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The universe is talking to you sounds more threatening than motivational.
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Waiting for my world to happen, of course that’s after I find my glasses
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Monday came to life on broken wings Until some luck blew in with the wind That’s when time began to soar and the day finished with an even score
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Flex on flexing on people by not doing a fuckin thing.
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Flex on your cardiologist by inviting her out for drinks and ordering shots of cheese sauce with melted butter chasers.
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I don't mean to brag, but when I lose my patience, I don't bother trying to find it.
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Don't lose a diamond while chasing glitter on Twitter.
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Can you hurry up and follow me back so I can get these HEY dms rolling
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It didn't sail right over my head I veered and missed it
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There is such a simplicity in stillness, especially when coming from the angle of gratitude.
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No matter why it was spelled incorrectly, you need bigger problems.
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My sweet spot lies somewhere between self sabotage and apologising for it.
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“None of my friends like the food you cook.” My kid, when she’s mad at me and can’t think of a better insult.
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Comfort is a $1.50 Costco hotdog and a Pepsi.
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What do people who don’t use Twitter do for their mental health?
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My biggest flex is people feel comfortable enough to be themselves around me.
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I've been having weird cravings lately. Like cocoa pebbles with fries.
The universe is talking to you sounds more threatening than motivational.
Waiting for my world to happen, of course that’s after I find my glasses
Monday came to life on broken wings Until some luck blew in with the wind That’s when time began to soar and the day finished with an even score
Flex on flexing on people by not doing a fuckin thing.
Flex on your cardiologist by inviting her out for drinks and ordering shots of cheese sauce with melted butter chasers.
I don't mean to brag, but when I lose my patience, I don't bother trying to find it.
Don't lose a diamond while chasing glitter on Twitter.
Can you hurry up and follow me back so I can get these HEY dms rolling
It didn't sail right over my head I veered and missed it
There is such a simplicity in stillness, especially when coming from the angle of gratitude.
No matter why it was spelled incorrectly, you need bigger problems.
My sweet spot lies somewhere between self sabotage and apologising for it.
“None of my friends like the food you cook.” My kid, when she’s mad at me and can’t think of a better insult.
Comfort is a $1.50 Costco hotdog and a Pepsi.
What do people who don’t use Twitter do for their mental health?
My biggest flex is people feel comfortable enough to be themselves around me.
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