So a guy in Texas (Ken Paxton) who was investigated for bribery and is known as one of the more corrupt public officials has decided he has the moral authority to determine what a woman carrying a non-viable fetus and a doctor does with her own body…thanks SCOTUS!

Hilarious comedian @BrentTerhune is on the Are You F’ng Kidding Me podcast today. Available at 12:30EST on YouTube or wherever you get your pods.

Marge toured the country with still under investigation for child sex trafficking Matt Gaetz. But ok.

@DanScavino Elf approved fact: Donald Trump is the only modern president to leave office with fewer U.S. jobs than when his term began.

Kevin McCarthy is the most feckless, craven cuck in the history of time. twitter.com/ronfilipkowski…

@JoyceWhiteVance These fuckers will make a square peg fit in a round hole so help them God. 😂

Here's confirmation: Republicans have stopped making sense twitter.com/acyn/status/17…

Ron just wants his pudding cup. If he’s a very good boy he gets his pudding cup. He was promised a pudding cup. twitter.com/ronfilipkowski…

@JaredEMoskowitz This is fucking brilliant. Bravo. 👏🏼👏🏼

Ok, this is fucking hilarious. 😂 twitter.com/jaredemoskowit…

So sad to hear the news of Ryan O’Neal’s passing. ❤️ We made two films together, What’s Up, Doc? and The Main Event. He was funny and charming, and he will be remembered.

@RonFilipkowski Holy fuck.

I hate that he’s profiting off this shit BUT, someone should pay George Santos to send a cameo to hateful homophobe Moms for Liberty co-founder Bridget Ziegler congratulating her on coming out.

Just so everyone is fully aware of what the Republican opposition to Ukraine aid means… Global democracy is on the line. Do you stand with Putin or democracy? Republicans stand with Putin. twitter.com/jengriffinfnc/…

Mt. Stolen Docs in his chandelier shitter, audio recordings, video recordings, cooperating co-conspirators, evidence upon evidence of crimes. MAGA: Trump’s innocent! Zero evidence of any crime despite spending all our tax dollars for a year “investigating.” MAGA: Biden’s guilty!

@RepMTG INDICT HUNTER!!!! [5 min later] YOU DIDNT INDICT HIM ENOUGH!!! You forking idiot.

I can’t believe Sleepy Joe Biden is so sleepy and weak that he allowed the Department of Justice to indict his own son. A real President, like our beloved P01135809, would have fired the attorney general and sent the prosecutors to Gitmo. Sad! twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

@TeamPelosi @JoeBiden #DemsKeepDeliveringJobs Republicans deliver chaos.

@RonFilipkowski He’s the biggest fucking whiny manbaby in the history of time.

Could it be that there IS no evidence? Inconceivable!! twitter.com/atrupar/status…

@atrupar It’s almost as if there IS no evidence.

#DemsKeepDeliveringJobs Inflation is cooling. Unemployment is down. Manufacturing jobs are up. The economy is strong. Here’s a list of all the things Republicans have delivered: …

Poor Maria, month after month of strong jobs reports. Biden and the Dems consistently strong leadership has become an occupational hazard for her. 😂😂 #DemsKeepDeliveringJobs twitter.com/atrupar/status…

@CalltoActivism Bah humbug MAGAidiots don’t like good news on the economy. Because good news for us is bad news for them. #DemsKeepDeliveringJobs while Republicans deliver diddly squat. Pass it on!

@ABlackPolitical This economy is the gift that keeps on giving! #DemsKeepDeliveringJobs Pass it on!

Just in time for the holidays, another huge jobs report! 199K jobs added last month. Unemployment DOWN. Inflation cooling. Don’t let bah humbug Republicans BS you, thanks to the Democrats, the economy is strong. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. Because #DemsKeepDeliveringJobs

Republicans: ‘January 6th was a peaceful tourist visit of patriots perpetrated by Nancy Pelosi, the deep state, the FBI, BLM and Antifa, and that is why we need to blur out their faces in the videos so that the DOJ can’t find and arrest them.’ Wait, what?

@RonFilipkowski You can’t break up with me, I’m breaking up with you!!! 😂

@RonFilipkowski Narrator: he already lost this case.

Let me see if I have this straight— the majority in the House of Representatives is telling MAGA not to worry if they choose to participate in violence against the government because if they do, their identities will be hidden from the DOJ? Is that about the sum of things?