Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla
i chose to be a gorilla for no reason instead of being myself. mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%… 24 he/him Joined March 2012-
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turns out never learning regex was genius
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I smell an apple acquisition
SOMEONE TURNED THE IPHONE DYNAMIC ISLAND INTO A WORKING POLAROID CAMERA the whole thing lives in your dynamic island. > drag the island down to open the camera > tap to snap, then it morphs and ejects the photo out of the slot > the pic slowly develops like a real polaroid,
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Going to work is embarrassing. You’re basically letting everybody know you need money.
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Elon Musk was able to become a trillionaire because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday
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I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.
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ADHD is researching something for 3 hours to avoid a 10 minute task
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“You’re so resilient!” Thanks. My other choice was dying.
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THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT
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This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.
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anthropic won't let you use fable for biology, chemistry, ai research, or anything that accelerates human progress. that makes it the perfect tool for developing blockchains
@KieranBLK This sucks i don't want this slop to replace spotlight
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startups will create a "war room" and it's just 3 guys looking at some AWS logs
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Pronouncing "gif" as "gayf" because I am an ally. #pridemonth
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put out some ant bait earlier and came back to see they created a massive logistics chain to take it back into their stupid little colony as fast as possible
I watched obsession and if you have anxiety that is exactly what a girl liking you back feels like
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Season 1: “Drugs!” Season 2: “Wait, no drugs are bad!” Season 3: “Have you ever thought about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?” #euphoria
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most women don't know this but in the men's room we actually chug cold beers and compete to see who can piss on the ceiling first. there is a national leaderboard
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