Insider Trading Specialist @wsyapper
wall street yapper / hoosier Joined April 2019-
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mfs be out here and think “wonder what multiple i can buy this hvac company for”
Since everyone is arguing about whether Private Equity is good or evil, I want to say we shouldn’t have rosy glasses here. A decent amount of what PE does is very destructive long-term. That’s far from every deal or team though. Some of these companies grow a ton organically and create great jobs & payouts for investors and employees. But many destroy businesses LT. There’s an inherent mismatch where medium term profit maximization results in things that are actually bad for the consumer experience and ultimately the business long term. That 3-7 year exit timeline vs operating on a 20 year timeline eventually strips many businesses of what made them great for the sake of short term margin expansion. Let’s get real guys - there’s so many silly costs that get cut & expenditures that get deferred as a result of medium-term profit maximization to pump up EV. And that doesn’t even mention consolidation of critical services like healthcare. I’ve been digging into how PE consolidation impacts pet care, funeral homes, urgent care centers, & more and it’s not something many of you should be proud of. My next piece on that is next week on @HYHNewsletter The wrong type of private equity investing is absolutely hollowing out dozens of sub-industries - particularly industries with life or death outcomes. And those guys are likely going to hell for that.
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intern sent over a claude-generated slide deck for a case study 💔 time to use claude to grill his slide deck
@phoggotallen dawg who the fuck runs a sensitivity table on a mac 😭😭😭
call this bitch Elizabeth Warren the way she killin my spirit
On-cycle is starting soon I hope this guy can take my networking request rn
it’s crazy how the news about Lorna but no one knows the tea about John Simmons smh
i should’ve interned in LevFin instead of whatever i did at JPM fml
seeing a cheap ass car you see on marketplace pop back up after a few years js like your ex-situationship who ended things text you out of the blue
@HighyieldHarry can you bring back wallstreet confession posts. my life hasn’t been the same since those posts stopped
@madteryx debate in the big 2026 💔
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@Passhole69 i don’t see it - austin’s tech scene is extremely subpar and unless apollo is going to double down on growing its growth equity arm then i see a slight possibility of them establishing ground in austin. More likely in Dallas tbh
@BuySellSMB even if apollo chooses austin as its second HQ highly doubt it’ll make the city competitive to those cities for finance talent. the scene in austin is just not there
@OnyxAurelius @HighyieldHarry overheard on wallstreet with their wallstreet 360
we got mega fund video-maxing before gta 6 😭😭😭😭
Say what you wish about Apollo, but it’s actually baffling how much better their video content is compared to Blackstone and KKR While BX / KKR treats retail investors like dumbasses that want to see confetti, Apollo actually explains their differentiation, their edge, and what
People always saying average SEC couple when the fuck are we going to start talking about average Australian couple
just realized my accounting prof might think i’m gay fuck
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