Lizardo D Ammit @randomover2
Made from real cheese. Not intended for use as a dental drill. Car guy, for life. Also, I'm bully-proof and enjoy ham and werewolves. x.com/search/from:@r… One click off Dead Center Joined December 2012-
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Lights out for the old guy, it's 10. Peace.
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Make yourself happy today and let the world burn with envy.
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It’s Doritos time! 😂
@120yearz Im more interested in the floater than the actual people.
@Bob_Janke @schumoo Did I mention how much better Pizza Hut was back then?
@Bob_Janke @schumoo I was whipping shitties in a 1970 Cutlass Supreme with all of my going nowhere after high school buddies in a Mister Fresh Drive Thru forgetting to get the milk first.
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Orson Welles was 23 years old when he freaked out everyone in America with War of the Worlds. When I was 23 years old, I was probably vomiting in a parking lot somewhere
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If you say “wiener” instead of “hotdog,” I’ll fight you in a fucking cage.
@jswtreeman Isn't that Danny DeVito?
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So, my dad died recently and now mom and I gotta go through his tools and shit to sell at a garage sale tomorrow.
@BuffaloRoam9375 I did that when my Pops passed 11 years ago yesterday, my friend. Subsequently, I've spent 10 times more to buy the same tools he had. They don't typically bring the money they are worth. It's fucked up.
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Prepare for the Worcestershire, but hope for the Bestershire.
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Okay I can feel my mood rapidly declining maybe Ill just go to bed
@usasmitty open.spotify.com/track/5aIIlYQ8… HBDBROOOOOOOOO
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Happiest of Birthdazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeee BRO! youtu.be/unZRMwDLzGI?si… @randomover2 ♊️♊️🎂
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