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Contributor @Reductress Fifth degree white belt. I'm a pisces but I'd rather be a killer whale. Mark ass buster free since conception. Followed by Taye Diggs. EASTSIDE DECATUR Joined June 2019-
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Your mom 🤝 McDonald’s Fast, cheap, and popular
Your mom 🤝 McDonald’s Fast, cheap, and popular
Heavy is the ass that farts
Me when I lose thousand and thousands of dollars for a client. "At the end of then day it's just money." 🤷♂️
Bitch, YOU take them old records off the shelf. Don't tell me what to fucking do.
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Hey guys, Frisco is offended again.
Hey guys, Frisco is offended again.
If you don't like Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam, you can go fuck yourself.
At 1k followers, I will tweet a fart joke.
THAT TIME THE LEGEND SHOW THE EARTH THAT THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WAS THE ULTIMATE JABRONI
I got that dog in me (Kristi Noem is trying to kill me)
Even I wouldn’t shoot a dog, and I’m a real piece of shit
i dunno. you opened with grand rising. maybe he thought this was a good place for bullshit.
i dunno. you opened with grand rising. maybe he thought this was a good place for bullshit.
Anger is such a useful emotion. It can either destroy you or catalyze you to greatness. Use your fury as ENERGY. Let hate save you 😂🫶🏾
Two things about Charles Oakley: 1. He will smack the shit out of you. 2. He will not miss an opportunity to tell you that he will smack the shit out of you.
Two things about Charles Oakley: 1. He will smack the shit out of you. 2. He will not miss an opportunity to tell you that he will smack the shit out of you.
Mass Turd and Command Turd: Fart Side of The World
Parliament Crunchadel.. @CrunchCardwell
3K Followers 2K Following I'm like Richard Pryor, except my mom did childcare in our home and he grew up in a brothel
coot @cooterhog
3K Followers 2K Following dog poster • personal attorney to marshall scott • none of the opinions expressed here are my own
Solidarity with Colum.. @OrangeFreddyG
9K Followers 4K Following Never gonna have a blue check, always gonna be real. Standup Comic and Leftist. 45 million views on Social Media. History Pod⬇️
Jimmy VHyde @JimmyVhyde
748 Followers 868 Following there’s 2 things I hate, censorship and swear words
gabeybabyyyy @GabrielYassky
939 Followers 747 Following ~bad comedian/average waiter~ “top 100 Twitter account under 1k followers”—US Weekly
Orlando @OrlandoPcomedy
2K Followers 584 Following Wrote for Letterman, Conan, and The Simpsons. At times, very funny. Marriage Officiant. Dead ass. El Barrio NYC
carnell Royale @brokendowndart
2K Followers 1K Following Brought board shorts into fashion mid 80’s. knows the Mexican Elvis- El Vez. Was Mojo Nixon’s neighbor. See my bad art on IG @carnell_royale
Corhar @Corhar4
2K Followers 2K Following Comedian living on the East Coast/Aspiring Voice Actor /Grandson of Cedric Sneer
Criag @craigpsutton
3K Followers 2K Following I like dumb things. Comedian, sketch, improv, & game designer. Check out my sketches and stand-up: https://t.co/SdPJmMpBwz
mary tyler less @islandinmymind
6K Followers 1K Following virgo sun, infj moon, anxiety rising • https://t.co/4pQT8hRDwF ⬅️ $6 OF here ➕ tip jar open! 🚫 No DMs, I turned them off but this app is f’ed
moll atreides @darthmoll_
2K Followers 1K Following molly⚡️she/her⚡️music, classic rock, star wars, dune, advocating for human rights, bourbon, cats, ending capitalism, mental health, sci-fi, thc, true crime
Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutcher
5K Followers 1K Following certified california junior ranger (she/her). stupid sense of humor but interesting takes. Frodo Baggins stan account. tip jar open IG @itssarahdutcher
TunaOfTheSky @tunaofthesky
12K Followers 7K Following I'm a series of tubes. New York Times Best-selling reader. Fashion crime scene photographer. Independently filthy. Pathological liger. Alfalfa male.
John @MyNameaJohn
331 Followers 1K Following
Methy Superior 🌊 @MethySuperior
873 Followers 1K Following Embracing my divine sensuality as a blasphemous lesbian nun. I dance between the sacred and the profane. #SensualSister #TabooTemptress #DivineDesire
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake
309 Followers 397 Following Former chef, currently driving a flower delivery van. Writer, wife, dog-mom. First person to type "totes mcgoats" on the internet, but #noreceipts
sami @kelimarley66
60 Followers 567 Following My name is Sami, I'm 28,5.1higth, thank you so much,🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💲
Brett Skalicky @BrettSkalicky
425 Followers 618 Following barely contribute to @dailydrunkmag @Havencomedy @PointsinCase
ilúvatar, the creato.. @itiswhattitties
2K Followers 330 Following non-fungible token pick me girl (she/ye)
Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious
Stream Shidder Mob! @ShidderMob
3K Followers 3K Following The Shitman - Baby Micha - A$AP Shidder Three Friends. One Shid. #shitgang4life Shidder Music Steaming EVERYWHERE ⬇️
JC Sosa @punchingmuffins
437 Followers 1K Following Comedian. Disgraceful nobody. You guys are my friends, right?
perpetually lost @lostvalley0
2K Followers 3K Following fondling my pains and in relationship with words and my mirror soul https://t.co/pXWlE7Eqsz
Great Wall of Interne.. @GreatWallNet
23K Followers 18K Following Stuff that's wild, intriguing, or entertaining
MAGA Ryan @MagaRyan19248
11 Followers 72 Following TRUMP 2024! , Part of the Loud as Hell majority. Obama made my son gay.
rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire
357 Followers 355 Following one a those they/them queers • cops are gross
erica @ericanextdooor
10K Followers 9K Following making parlays & petting strays • 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞
Fleigh @The_Unibonger
148 Followers 1K Following
Oscar Meyer Lansky @MediumReginald
216 Followers 236 Following He/Him. Queer, Socialist, @UFCW member, working class hipster. I know how the sausage is made. Will fight you over movies.
J'cie Foukahz @AdventRIP
409 Followers 2K Following Smurfer of Turkeys, Silly Dickin' Ball of miscalculated chaos, and a true Sophisticated Donkey
Gymjeet Singh Swoleda.. @BusteeSahil
718 Followers 618 Following A friendly Sahil whos oppressed by twitter | 30 | software dev | video games and lifting
Wade McMcMcMcMc @hardjive
393 Followers 615 Following Black Lives Matter! ❖ Sr Producer (video games) ❖ Lefty ❖ PAquariaN ❖ Games, comedy, singing, movies, astronomy, anime ❖ Cats: Eggy & Meme ❖ he/him
Daniella | Business C.. @Babab3266772069
66 Followers 4K Following We Teach Expert Coaches and Consultants to 📈Add 6-figures to their revenue. ⏰Helping people find financial freedom with multiple streams of income...
jamieliddellthepoet @jamieliddellth1
8K Followers 9K Following “Two tons of shit squeezed into a double sleeping bag.” Thanks Mum. But I finally got a collection together: see pinned tweet for links. Yippee!
Clyde The Slide @FlyFatGuy4L
143 Followers 3K Following I'm A Basic Human Anomaly Honorably Thuggin Thru The Complexities Of Life & Cherishing Each Moment With A Smile... FrFr Duality Personified…Been That…..IYKYK
Susan Anderson @SusanBBAnderson
964 Followers 847 Following Cosmetics business💄 Real estate investor 🏙 Yoga 🧘♀️ Art 🎭 Food 🍕 Travel 🛫 Cooking 👩🍳 Shopping 👗 Pets 🐶🐹 Love life 💛
Charlotte @Charlottehol7
295 Followers 2K Following
Casey @casey_bingham_
212 Followers 3K Following
uofmcoverage @uofmcoverage
11K Followers 3K Following #Michigan sports and recruiting. Over 50,000 followers on Instagram!
lisa Ainsworth Neto @lisa4ains
149 Followers 3K Following
STERLING FITZBASTARDO.. @8FITZBASTARDO
677 Followers 629 Following of strange & dreadful provenance, babey!! // marx, lenin // any/all // fitzbastardo on discord // https://t.co/qWFqDDqJMv
Stacy @demdefend
708 Followers 3K Following Member of the Allen County Democratic Party. Cat/dog 💕. Avid library user—the ACPL ROCKS.
Gee Gordon Ditty @GeeGordonDitty
180 Followers 295 Following Cause when the dream is over/blue snow will fall on you
just maureen 2.0 🍉 @thesewcialist
1K Followers 1K Following she/her, very much a mom, also an artist, master of typos and an ok drummer for a beginner
chaosjim @yungfloop
1K Followers 1K Following Jimbo the Himbo. the real Pushin’ P aka Papa P. aka Pillsbury Doughboy. sometimes I let the voices tweet my bad
Riya Foley @FoleyRiya10635
8 Followers 683 Following
࿅⪻𓊈𒆜 Ｃ*�.. @thixthixtythix
47 Followers 85 Following Well, holy hell and shit-fire…ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ #Dykedelic 🏳️🌈/ The Autism is Strong With Me / Sometimes I’m kinda funny…😬 GIF game on point
Intrusive Thot @zoeelizabethjpg
587 Followers 922 Following She/her, movie enjoyer, career raver, chaotic bisexual, habitual line stepper
🟧🇺🇦The Work .. @mdrfl
5K Followers 6K Following “Do NOT Obey in Advance” [email protected] || “History must be learned” -VP | Obamamama. nasty #stillwithher #khive #yeson4
Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia
34K Followers 21K Following Señor DC scribe @independent. @msnbc columnist. Author: We're Not Broken. @dailytarheel forever. Occasional six-stringer. He/Him. [email protected].
That Mom Tho @mom_tho
47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
Marguerita @margueritabunto
1K Followers 3K Following
Nicky “Badonka” P.. @Sir_Goofbag
733 Followers 3K Following Bumbling bisexual boi 🏳️🌈 Oddball storyteller 📝 Penitent gamer 🎮 Film school survivor 🎬 Proud father of an FBI Special Agent 🐶
Parliament Crunchadel.. @CrunchCardwell
3K Followers 2K Following I'm like Richard Pryor, except my mom did childcare in our home and he grew up in a brothel
coot @cooterhog
3K Followers 2K Following dog poster • personal attorney to marshall scott • none of the opinions expressed here are my own
Solidarity with Colum.. @OrangeFreddyG
9K Followers 4K Following Never gonna have a blue check, always gonna be real. Standup Comic and Leftist. 45 million views on Social Media. History Pod⬇️
Jimmy VHyde @JimmyVhyde
748 Followers 868 Following there’s 2 things I hate, censorship and swear words
gabeybabyyyy @GabrielYassky
939 Followers 747 Following ~bad comedian/average waiter~ “top 100 Twitter account under 1k followers”—US Weekly
Orlando @OrlandoPcomedy
2K Followers 584 Following Wrote for Letterman, Conan, and The Simpsons. At times, very funny. Marriage Officiant. Dead ass. El Barrio NYC
carnell Royale @brokendowndart
2K Followers 1K Following Brought board shorts into fashion mid 80’s. knows the Mexican Elvis- El Vez. Was Mojo Nixon’s neighbor. See my bad art on IG @carnell_royale
Corhar @Corhar4
2K Followers 2K Following Comedian living on the East Coast/Aspiring Voice Actor /Grandson of Cedric Sneer
Criag @craigpsutton
3K Followers 2K Following I like dumb things. Comedian, sketch, improv, & game designer. Check out my sketches and stand-up: https://t.co/SdPJmMpBwz
mary tyler less @islandinmymind
6K Followers 1K Following virgo sun, infj moon, anxiety rising • https://t.co/4pQT8hRDwF ⬅️ $6 OF here ➕ tip jar open! 🚫 No DMs, I turned them off but this app is f’ed
moll atreides @darthmoll_
2K Followers 1K Following molly⚡️she/her⚡️music, classic rock, star wars, dune, advocating for human rights, bourbon, cats, ending capitalism, mental health, sci-fi, thc, true crime
Sarah Dutcher @itssarahdutcher
5K Followers 1K Following certified california junior ranger (she/her). stupid sense of humor but interesting takes. Frodo Baggins stan account. tip jar open IG @itssarahdutcher
TunaOfTheSky @tunaofthesky
12K Followers 7K Following I'm a series of tubes. New York Times Best-selling reader. Fashion crime scene photographer. Independently filthy. Pathological liger. Alfalfa male.
John @MyNameaJohn
331 Followers 1K Following
Methy Superior 🌊 @MethySuperior
873 Followers 1K Following Embracing my divine sensuality as a blasphemous lesbian nun. I dance between the sacred and the profane. #SensualSister #TabooTemptress #DivineDesire
Marsha Lynch @planetcupcake
309 Followers 397 Following Former chef, currently driving a flower delivery van. Writer, wife, dog-mom. First person to type "totes mcgoats" on the internet, but #noreceipts
underground monk @TheBookofGinko
28K Followers 0 Following Yo! 90's Kid, I Climb Big Rocks, Tyro Archaeologist, Vagabond, Crowd Avoider. 🧘🏽♂️ 🐼 https://t.co/28XBGojhkU
rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire
357 Followers 355 Following one a those they/them queers • cops are gross
Brett Skalicky @BrettSkalicky
425 Followers 618 Following barely contribute to @dailydrunkmag @Havencomedy @PointsinCase
ilúvatar, the creato.. @itiswhattitties
2K Followers 330 Following non-fungible token pick me girl (she/ye)
Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious
Stream Shidder Mob! @ShidderMob
3K Followers 3K Following The Shitman - Baby Micha - A$AP Shidder Three Friends. One Shid. #shitgang4life Shidder Music Steaming EVERYWHERE ⬇️
JC Sosa @punchingmuffins
437 Followers 1K Following Comedian. Disgraceful nobody. You guys are my friends, right?
Great Wall of Interne.. @GreatWallNet
23K Followers 18K Following Stuff that's wild, intriguing, or entertaining
MAGA Ryan @MagaRyan19248
11 Followers 72 Following TRUMP 2024! , Part of the Loud as Hell majority. Obama made my son gay.
erica @ericanextdooor
10K Followers 9K Following making parlays & petting strays • 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞
Fleigh @The_Unibonger
148 Followers 1K Following
J'cie Foukahz @AdventRIP
409 Followers 2K Following Smurfer of Turkeys, Silly Dickin' Ball of miscalculated chaos, and a true Sophisticated Donkey
Rappin' 4-Tay @rappin_4tay
20K Followers 2K Following Official Twitter Account Of The Legendary Rappin '4-Tay Worked w/ 2Pac Rick James Mac Dre Suga Free Too Short E40 Akon Master P & More #StillStanding!
Gymjeet Singh Swoleda.. @BusteeSahil
718 Followers 618 Following A friendly Sahil whos oppressed by twitter | 30 | software dev | video games and lifting
Wade McMcMcMcMc @hardjive
393 Followers 615 Following Black Lives Matter! ❖ Sr Producer (video games) ❖ Lefty ❖ PAquariaN ❖ Games, comedy, singing, movies, astronomy, anime ❖ Cats: Eggy & Meme ❖ he/him
Clyde The Slide @FlyFatGuy4L
143 Followers 3K Following I'm A Basic Human Anomaly Honorably Thuggin Thru The Complexities Of Life & Cherishing Each Moment With A Smile... FrFr Duality Personified…Been That…..IYKYK
jamieliddellthepoet @jamieliddellth1
8K Followers 9K Following “Two tons of shit squeezed into a double sleeping bag.” Thanks Mum. But I finally got a collection together: see pinned tweet for links. Yippee!
Susan Anderson @SusanBBAnderson
964 Followers 847 Following Cosmetics business💄 Real estate investor 🏙 Yoga 🧘♀️ Art 🎭 Food 🍕 Travel 🛫 Cooking 👩🍳 Shopping 👗 Pets 🐶🐹 Love life 💛
☀️👀 @zei_squirrel
243K Followers 0 Following https://t.co/NbtDw6O4K1 | https://t.co/KKP8K845AV | [email protected] | Content that would get me banned here: https://t.co/wljPw2lIp9
uofmcoverage @uofmcoverage
11K Followers 3K Following #Michigan sports and recruiting. Over 50,000 followers on Instagram!
Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113
165K Followers 460 Following My names Wei. Chinese international student. like learning West culture. hate pervert & Detroit. mechanical engineer. accounting minor. 爱美国的中国人
Nikco Sports @NikcoSports
2K Followers 3K Following Providing fully licensed sports memorabilia to the best fans in the world for the last 29 years. (636-777-4070). #NikcoSports
STERLING FITZBASTARDO.. @8FITZBASTARDO
677 Followers 629 Following of strange & dreadful provenance, babey!! // marx, lenin // any/all // fitzbastardo on discord // https://t.co/qWFqDDqJMv
Gee Gordon Ditty @GeeGordonDitty
180 Followers 295 Following Cause when the dream is over/blue snow will fall on you
just maureen 2.0 🍉 @thesewcialist
1K Followers 1K Following she/her, very much a mom, also an artist, master of typos and an ok drummer for a beginner
chaosjim @yungfloop
1K Followers 1K Following Jimbo the Himbo. the real Pushin’ P aka Papa P. aka Pillsbury Doughboy. sometimes I let the voices tweet my bad
Frankie Quinones @FrankieQuinones
9K Followers 989 Following LOVE & Laughter. AKA #CholoFitCreeper 💪🏽• “Luis” on @ThisFoolHulu • “What We Do In The Shadows” on FX • The Walking Dead: “The Ones Who Live” on AMC.🙏🏽⬇️
࿅⪻𓊈𒆜 Ｃ*�.. @thixthixtythix
47 Followers 85 Following Well, holy hell and shit-fire…ʕ•͓͡•ʔ-̫͡-ʕ•̫͡•ʔ #Dykedelic 🏳️🌈/ The Autism is Strong With Me / Sometimes I’m kinda funny…😬 GIF game on point
Intrusive Thot @zoeelizabethjpg
587 Followers 922 Following She/her, movie enjoyer, career raver, chaotic bisexual, habitual line stepper
Meg Gardiner @MegGardiner1
21K Followers 1K Following #1 New York Times best selling author. Summer reading picks by The Today Show & O, the Oprah magazine. Co-author with @michaelmann of HEAT 2.
🟧🇺🇦The Work .. @mdrfl
5K Followers 6K Following “Do NOT Obey in Advance” [email protected] || “History must be learned” -VP | Obamamama. nasty #stillwithher #khive #yeson4
Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia
34K Followers 21K Following Señor DC scribe @independent. @msnbc columnist. Author: We're Not Broken. @dailytarheel forever. Occasional six-stringer. He/Him. [email protected].
That Mom Tho @mom_tho
47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce
294K Followers 3K Following DEATH OF A SALESMAN (B’dway,London),CLEMENCY (Sundance), BURNING CANE (TriBeca Film Fest) SELMA, RAY, X. JACK RYAN (Amazon) THE WIRE (HBO) RAISING KANAN (Starz)
Nicky “Badonka” P.. @Sir_Goofbag
733 Followers 3K Following Bumbling bisexual boi 🏳️🌈 Oddball storyteller 📝 Penitent gamer 🎮 Film school survivor 🎬 Proud father of an FBI Special Agent 🐶
Every last one of them sucked so f’ing hard. Some were stupid. Some were dumb. Some were silly and not in a good way. Some were downright offensive. And most lacked any and all self-awareness.
The “of course we’re” meme is the worst I’ve ever seen. Literally never come across even one that was good.
Anyway, that’s my trick. Please credit me if it contributes to your success
…an untrue thing was true. But by committing to the theater of the self-deception, I *was* consistently able to summon the deadline anxiety a day early. And ultimately, it was that anxiety that reliably kicked me into gear and made me start on the thing.
…while I’m dumb about some things, I’m not so dumb and persuadable that I actually could’ve hypnotized myself into believing that untrue thing every time. But I think I’ve figured out what was going on. I definitely wasn’t actually convincing myself that…
I would write down the wrong date in my calendar, I would say out loud to myself that it was time to start on things even though I knew I had an extra day… and it worked! And I’ve always been a little bit uneasy about the fact that it worked SO well, because…
Something I’ve posted about before is the trick that I used during my last couple of years of college to actually start papers and projects on time instead of waiting until the last minute, and the trick was: *convince* myself that they were actually due a day earlier.
i will brook no bruce lee slander on my timeline
Also unclear on how this tech could improve the strategy games and flight sims that I mostly play these days
Usually when I play video games I just got off work and I'd like to fucking sit down finally
Disney’s new "Holotile" treadmill/moving floor for VR is insane
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
溶けていく… Melting Uni…
Bruce Lee would get melted by any professional fighter alive today. Reading responses are melting my brain. "There is a witness from 1967 that saw him fight." He was an actor. Saying he could beat Tyson or Ali based on some rumor from the 70s is asinine.
@TheGhostOfJohnM omg omg omg omg omg omg omg I love those
Sometimes when I’m up for a while in the middle of the night I’ll airplay a movie to the living room tv and just stand there having a snack or a drink or something for ten minutes. Anyway, I just put on Sexy Beast for that purpose and watched THE ENTIRE THING standing up.
My wife went out with her friend yesterday and found out they are leaving their 15 and 7 year old home alone for 3 days to go to Mexico because their child care cancelled. And I'm like dude that is fucked up that's way too young.
@floodums I have an 8 year old and I'm telling you there isn't a 15 year old on this planet I would leave her with for more than a day at most.
@achristianbail I know that's what I'm saying. And I feel like as her friend my wife should've called her out for being dumb but she was like oh wow okay let me know if you need to me check on them like wtf is that. She said it didn't feel like her place to say something.
@achristianbail And I'm like you're her friend if not you then who. And then she starts getting defensive. Keep in mind her friends are well off and go on 4 vacations a year and always have an in law watch the kids. They come totally skip this one or pay for an overnight nanny.
Those hippos are high as fuck on cocaine
My favourite thing about this is that it’s a “Fancy Restaurant” but there’s no crockery and the meal is a burger.
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