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this was still the best day in hip hop history
drake and kendrick need to settle this like men and best of 5 on final destination no items
Everyone is hiding a son or daughter, I’m hiding like 10 kids who cares
If I’ve learned anything from doing a bunch of roast battles it’s that you can always rely on calling someone a pedo
“I wish pokémon was real” bro you don’t even take care of your dog. fuck you finna do with a dragonite
Comics should have to cut weight before shows. I don’t know why but it would be dangerous and kinda funny
Comics should have to cut weight before shows. I don’t know why but it would be dangerous and kinda funny
everyone in Brooklyn has fentanyl test strips but no one has a printer
I dunno it’s ok I guess
just realized diss tracks are a form of turn based combat
wish there was an asian kendrick lamar that said the same thing about half asian comics doing all asian jokes
this commercial doesn’t even make sense tbh
this is how i stand at the bar when i don’t have a drink
this is how i stand at the bar when i don’t have a drink
Actually I’m gonna expose her sooner plz don’t copy me
Actually I’m gonna expose her sooner plz don’t copy me
The Las Vegas Raiders select TE Osama Bin Laden
it’s kind of beautiful that all flight attendants are either gay sons or thot daughters. in the skies they are finally free
silicon valley is making it harder for the average american to cut their penis off with a table saw
The NBA is simply unwatchable without Jontay Porter
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[first day as a boxing announcer] wow, this guys beating his ass
The men are rapping about taking ozempic and getting lipo…WE NEED MECHANICS
Chillindude829 could write meet the grahams but Kendrick could never beat PC Chris at MLG Philadelphia 2005 I know who my GOAT is
If your butt stink thru your jeans you need to go to the hospital
*at point A* hate this place *at point B* getting low-key wistful about point A rn...
rap beefs are funny because if you were arguing with someone in real life and accidentally rhymed you would automatically lose
give each pixel a random Pokemon type, and then battle pixels against their neighbors, updating each pixel with the winning type (using the Pokemon type chart) we quickly see areas of fire > water > grass > fire, electric sweeping over, ground frontiers taking over etc etc
How is this a real British person, it's like if there was an American actress named Cowgirl Gunburger
(Me when a different white guy knows less about rap music than me) Aw hell naw!
RIP. greatest to ever do it
Excited to learn what borderline crimes this new Bean Dad has committed sometime in the next 24 hours
My kid packed his project last night and forgot to bring it to school this morning. I saw it as we left the house and it pains me not to remind him. That bitterness as he walked to his classroom was horrible for me to watch, but necessary for him to grow up.
I fw mitt romney for saying this
Drake likes young girls, Kendrick beats his wife, J Cole is ass, ASAP Rocky's friends with rapists, Rick Ross is fat. At the end of the day, the only moral & kind human being involved in this beef is Future.
dogs love it when you use them as a drum and sing a song about how they are stupid. They cant get enough of it.
Kendrick: Drake you are a pedophile and have a secret daughter Drake: I do not have a secret daughter
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