Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital
Citizen journalism with a humorous flair. Following Fintech, Crypto, AI, Longevity, and wherever big grift energy goes. The Blockchain Joined August 2020-
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They found out.
Katherine Maher really is the ultimate liberal white woman final boss.
Talk about hopes being dashed once you read past the first line and see he’s not resigning. Roller coaster of emotions.
Talk about hopes being dashed once you read past the first line and see he’s not resigning. Roller coaster of emotions.
We like to imagine that the crypto market crash is just one dude who is currently underwater in Dubai extremely stressed out, trapped on an airplane who just can’t take it anymore and rage sold everything.
Did Marques just review Bitcoin or something?
We now go live to our senior correspondent for his thoughts on the Bitcoin crash
🚨 BREAKING: Bitcoin under $60,000. It’s so over.
Like it or not this man has achieved peak male mindset.
🚨 OOF ALERT: ETH breaks below $3000. Vitalik may have to write an additional few blog posts to combat the situation.
🚨 JUST IN: Boston Dynamic’s new robot “ATLAS” is designed to be a personal sentient mobile ringlight that follows influencers wherever they go for the perfect shot.
Good morning. Here’s a photo of Kanye West at Disneyland. We hope it brightens your day as it did ours.
How would you get the Google employee activists out of the office? If we offered them tickets to Aella's next birthday would they leave?
smolting (wassie, ver.. @inversebrah
283K Followers 4K Following professional it/that and lil/shid @wassieverse & @wassie UwU NOT A FROK D: mite be a multiagency fed (unproven) banner by @silo_uwu #2_weeks_lifespan_gang
CL @CL207
191K Followers 9K Following shitposting, art, fashion 仙女資本@egirl_capital )))@echodotxyz captured by: @yueko__ no check dm sorry~
찌 G 跻 じ MBA, CF.. @DegenSpartan
261K Followers 4K Following Former Degenerate Spartan Private Crypto Fund Manager Quoted in CoinDesk & Cointelegraph Psyops Special Forces Reformed Hentai Addict Reinstated @egirl_capital
Udi Wertheimer @udiWertheimer
193K Followers 6K Following stay humble, stack cats 🐱 @QuantumCatsXYZ 🫧quantum cats on magic eden: https://t.co/uZvXiEWYSX
Frank Chaparro @fintechfrank
185K Followers 2K Following Host of The Scoop; Director of Special Projects @TheBlock__. Former Journalist. New Jersey-born. 7 years in crypto. Here for a good time, not a long time.
Jesse Powell @jespow
196K Followers 7K Following Co-Founder & Chairman @KrakenFX Founder @Verge_Arts Former pro player @Wizards_Magic #VirtualGoods🎮 Peddler since 2001 #NFT🖼️ Hoarder #Bitcoin Enthusiast
Ledger 🇺🇸 Prome.. @ledgerstatus
232K Followers 1K Following Constantly curious. Building @flip_xyz and @talk_xyz, maybe one day @uponlytv again.
icebergy ❄️ @icebergy_
144K Followers 3K Following Dev, Angel Investor focused on ai, crypto, nfts, and bitcoin created @CryptoWhaleBot
SalsaTekila @SalsaTekila
195K Followers 2K Following CEO of SalsaTekila https://t.co/nRkZ8SB9Xg (SalsaTekila is compensated if you trade using the link, trading might lead to capital losses) Angel invest
otteroooo @otteroooo
51K Followers 2K Following defi threads ELI5 // crypto patriot otter investigates anything that smells fishy // not financial advice
Avraham Eisenberg @avi_eisen
39K Followers 1K Following Applied game theorist. blog occasionally at https://t.co/WaEeKoB8pk, formerly https://t.co/7pCTSXyDWp "not ... a very serious person" - Scott Alexander
intern ⨀ @intern
81K Followers 2K Following venture, ecosystem, marketing @monad_xyz || prev: venture @cmsholdings || crypto twitter note taker & meme maker 🤝
Bitbit.BTFD @bitbitcrypto
142K Followers 1K Following Average traders get average results - average traders lose money.
Jack @depression2019
61K Followers 1K Following Trading Bitcoin since 2014, early ETH adopter/maxi, 2021 binance smart chain degen
Size Chad @SizeChad
89K Followers 3K Following The Giga Chad behind your busted stops. @offchainlabs
Dyme @CryptoParadyme
52K Followers 988 Following I post the frog. The frog makes me happy. No financial advice. higher for longer only ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ Chief Silver Marketing Officer
😈 Spawny | spawny... @hellspawncrypto
43K Followers 690 Following If young Spawny don’t trust you he gon’ shoot you - Est. 2013 - Anti Hero - Cyber Security
George Dragos @DragosGeor35897
736 Followers 2K Following
A @moderntalking0
39 Followers 75 Following
Dan R @DaNRiLEEY
82 Followers 2K Following
Sobalaje Kehinde @SobalajeK84999
182 Followers 2K Following
You're Low IQ 💫✨.. @YoureLowIQ
2 Followers 106 Following
gregschuett @gregschuett2
9 Followers 13 Following
Daniil Brilliantov @DanBrilliantov
82 Followers 114 Following Senior Tech. Animator (Graven / Phantom Fury) / Sound-Design (Ghostrunner) @SlipgateIron - Ex-Animator @caliber_game & @CityBattleVE_ru - From Moscow, Russia.
Introgressed 404 @seba_2550
285 Followers 2K Following 🇵🇷 Genentech-UCSF School of Pharmacy Fellow and Bioinformatics Ph.D. candidate. Aspiring biotechnology brother on occasion. | Views are my own.
CryptoPotato @CryptoP99138581
64 Followers 341 Following
Femboy Ruler @SunGodAlt
32 Followers 30 Following NAFO|❤️🔥@coatzzy ❤️🔥|taller than my BF|Fag|He/Him| 17 Throne: https://t.co/fyF9ua8gLa
Planktoon Official @Sol_Planktoon
0 Followers 41 Following Chum Bucket Owner $PLANKTOON is COOKING.... Ofc we are on #solana
NC ShangriLa 🏝 @NCShangriLa
15K Followers 12K Following 💦 Water Lover. Get a Dog/Train it. CONSERVATIVE values lead to greater stability in life, government, & business. MAGA. I don’t PM where I Tweet.
Blockcast @0xBlockcast
5 Followers 23 Following
Lyn Wasson @FurnwareLyn
649 Followers 2K Following Designing learning spaces for Education, with the use of furniture to ultimately act as a tool to enhance learning outcomes and support teaching styles.
Vũ Lê @vu_le_2207
0 Followers 118 Following
Sean @Kurgagono
4 Followers 37 Following
LaunchOnBase.Today @LaunchOnBaseETH
15 Followers 49 Following Instantly launch a token on @Base with thousands in liquidity for just $2. Telegram: https://t.co/l8gyOgp56n
Entropy Negentropy @Neg_Entropy_99
21 Followers 47 Following 🌌 Exploring the Future of Finance with Crypto & Defi 🔥
. @deploycapital1
82 Followers 277 Following
🇮🇪Le Personnage.. @Le__Personnage
538 Followers 493 Following Ravagé. 90% Dromois 10 % Irlandais Pilier de comptoir en déconstruction 🚧 Daily meme 📫 Trash Tier Weeb 🗑 07.01.2025 🇮🇸
RMicheals @mil23821
81 Followers 117 Following
Retard_on_SOL @Retard_on_SOL
14 Followers 3 Following it’s literally in the contract address. Community Ran Account for $Retard @Retard_Solana CA: RETArDmTuTeXRZxo4yFvFBQz2dXErdSMFrRUf66fVHj
alfredlopez1983 @alfredlope28525
0 Followers 14 Following
randyphillips184 @randyphill39933
0 Followers 21 Following
Dung Đoàn @DoanDung977
7 Followers 96 Following
angieholmes1979 @angieholme37045
1 Followers 16 Following
Alex/Aven 💥💥 @antarcitsi
58 Followers 2K Following alex/seph/phos/aven || Req2f when priv Vents and rants and downbadness
🚀 racoon. @HydragonEnergy
1K Followers 445 Following I’m like a dog,loyal,and distracted.Looking for my forever home because this one has scorpions.I will piss on your enemies legs in broad daylight.
TheChimeraFlea @ChimeraFlea
689 Followers 4K Following Libertarian. I used to play UNO professionally. Every Gun Law Is An Infringement. Not an NFT Bro, I just like the picture.
Patrick Meade @finski66
27 Followers 17 Following
🔶🔸orangePURROPH.. @jannieharasser
164 Followers 169 Following born again user sent by god to cause mischief + spread misinformation | money mindset | looksmaxxing | time conscious | autistic | anybody is welcome to follow
王甫令 @wangfuling190
4 Followers 24 Following
apasionado de la mesa @tequilaparent
188 Followers 221 Following having a lot of unidentifiable feelings
#Huzefa #Huzi @HuziMunaver
938 Followers 2K Following
Nana milo @nanamilomap
1 Followers 43 Following
Phương Ca @CaPhuong68
4 Followers 116 Following
@realchrisrufo that is such a banger of a paragraph. understand the ways of the AWFL.
@realchrisrufo Hi Chris, it's Tammy (she/her). I saw that post you made online about something called a "longhouse". I wanted to see if you had some time to stop by HR today for a quick refresher on company policies and language that makes people feel unsafe. Thanks!
@Tiffany_Gomas @ultrarightbeer Choose your fighter:
@AutismCapital @MoreCrazyClips Probably would have passed KYC with Binance to be fair.
Turns out the “anti-racists” are oftentimes the most racist
Get the f*ck out of here all you ugly a*s little Jewish people in this b*itch!" says Grace Obi-Azuike, the Loyola Law School's Anti-Racism Fellow, to her classmates. Yes, Grace is the Loyola Law School’s Anti-Racism Fellow. The Anti-Racism Fellow.
@AutismCapital if he did review it as a payment system it wouldn’t perform very impressively lol
@AutismCapital yeah paper with some dead presidents or fat guys who wrote almanacs
@AutismCapital i guess we should invest in super stable fiat money
@AutismCapital Checking the price from apple stocks should be illegal
@AutismCapital @hubermanlab the way you can't let this slide is inspiring... autism is so beautiful.
How to get seated at a restaurant.
BREAKING— @Google also orders for arrest of of its own workers in SUNNYVALE who sat in for 10 hours at @Googlecloud CEO @ThomasOrTK’s personal office, demanding google cut Project Nimbus, the company’s $1.2 billion contract with Israel. arrests were caught on our livestream
@AutismCapital You arrest them with prejudice and glee. Preferably while scolding them like the adult children they are. x.com/notechaparthei…
BREAKING— @Google also orders for arrest of of its own workers in SUNNYVALE who sat in for 10 hours at @Googlecloud CEO @ThomasOrTK’s personal office, demanding google cut Project Nimbus, the company’s $1.2 billion contract with Israel. arrests were caught on our livestream
@AutismCapital guess we'll just have to agree to disagree
@AutismCapital Have you heard of horseshoe crabs?
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