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I don’t always feel like I’m on my mid 30’s, but then I catch myself saying “Nike doesn’t make a quality product,” unprompted.
The Garfield in the new movie is not a lethargic malcontent. I need 5000 capable men to join me in tactical gear on the steps of the Capitol at dawn.
Refs invented a fake foul to charge the Knicks with something in the final minute. Got whistled for running into a screen. Embiid is a toddler and he spent the whole 4th quarter winning hide and seek. Go New York go New York go.
Lukas McCrary vs. JP McDade New Roast out now with judges @wolfiecomedy + @AlexisFawx + Pat Barker + @matedgar youtu.be/hIPxlbEzzpA?fe… #roasts #roastbattle #standupcomedy
you can speak freely here mr. menaker patreon.com/stavvysworld
hard-hitting news analysis on Kush Bros vol 9 with @willmenaker and @jp_mcdade patreon.com/stavvysworld
I've learned that a lot of women's relationship with Taylor Swift's music is more complicated than I thought. There's a lot of "Why do I care about this?" and "I pray that God will stop me from liking this," out there.
Screw it, let’s have some fun. McDade, baby. The King. I will be performing at Skankfest 2024: Vegas Attacks! in Las Vegas, Nevada September 27th- September 29th, 2024! Tickets are on sale this Saturday, 4/20 at 12pm EST at skankfest.com @SkankfestNYC #SkankfestVegas
hooked up with my stepsister and she caught feelings. @willmenaker and @jp_mcdade return to the pod for Kush Bros vol. 9 out now‼️ patreon.com/stavvysworld
lol I’m about to have a comedy special. 15 years ago if you asked me what I would do with my life I’d say “business, or perhaps law.”
People at stores have always said "welcome," and I'm like "welcome where?" But now they're saying "welcome in," and I appreciate that much needed clarity.
Did I invent this joke format?
If you’re a Yankee fan you’ve been wanting John Sterling to retire for at least 7 years, but you’re still sad today.
Prediction Ludvig Åberg will win The Masters, and Augusta National’s oldest member will have to ritualistically dive off a cliff onto a rock.
Mike Recine @mikerecine
36K Followers 3K Following My special is on YouTube right now and you can watch it here: https://t.co/whJKJbPPJN
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Joe List @JoeListComedy
112K Followers 1K Following I'm a comedian and I have a 3 one hour comedy specials available for free on YouTube. “I Hate Myself” & “This Years Material” & “Enough For Everybody”
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez
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90 Day Fidance @ianimal69
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MILKY WAY GHETTO 🌌 @JayJurden
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Michael Rainey @mikerainey82
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Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci
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Casey James Salengo @caseyJsalengo
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Blair Socci @blairsocci
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Apes @AprilParsons1
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yordy ˁ῁̮ˀ @jordanhalva
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Joyce Allen @1joyce_Allen
87 Followers 528 Following An attitude of gratitude creates blessings 🙏 God first | I Love my family 👪 ❤ | God bless America 🇺🇸 🙏 | John 3:16 🤲
Wayne @wayne120883
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Jp organixx @EnowBrian2
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Dan Shepherd 🇵🇸 @realtisdaniel
204 Followers 423 Following Free Palestine | Hands Off Cuba | Anti-Imperialist | Marxist | Anti-Zionist | All reactionaries are paper tigers | Solidarity with the global working class. ☭
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646 Followers 1K Following winner of coolest dude award 2002-2003 (he/him)
P @fortunate19999
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shaiburner @sgaburger
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Evan Dammarell @AmNotEvan
12K Followers 1K Following My energy’s kinetic. | 2x award-winning discontent creator, local ne'er-do-well. | @DownEuclid | [email protected]
downwardly mobile gen.. @MidwestDeplore
828 Followers 2K Following "anything to help advance the cause" "not going out like Stan Chera" - hard-left democratic socialist 🌹
julius @kadaverjulle
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andrew @avaeko0
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TheFinalWordPodcast @TheFinalWordPod
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255 Followers 880 Following twitter is a schadenfreude buffet lemme string u along for a kwik sec or an hour or so
B-Esser @BEsser88443058
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Harpua’s C⭕️met @jason9875
110 Followers 363 Following Luckiest father & husband, Phish phan est 94, love to take a bath! , Miami Heat, Phins & Canes, Howard Stern, Seinfeld, Curb, Floyd, Zep, Latex sales
Ben Miller @benmillerMKE
455 Followers 326 Following Proud Angeleno. Milwaukeean at heart. Realest poster in the game. Muted words: platform, controversial, billionaire. #FightOn Trojans
Tony Toney Tone @HeroFromKvatch
587 Followers 1K Following To shitpost is divine Views are my own, not my employer's
Johnny V @johnnygotdamnv
80 Followers 880 Following
Lucyelberg @lucyelberg42
299 Followers 2K Following just for fun online is fun 🤩 social butterfly 🦋 loving 🥰 life everyday working on self love self-esteem mental health is health mental health is wealth
ChampagnesIntern @Sheluvs_PR
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Jennifer A @obnoxiousgafan
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Annie Hall N. Oates @Noyes_Noise
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investigniter @investigni12561
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Daily Comedy News Pod.. @DCNpod
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Malik Lewis @Jehuty28
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Evelyn Carr @evelyn_carr1
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turn off the food @severingaface
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Elon Musk @EMusk96535
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Duncan @duncana_
646 Followers 4K Following
Johnny Grins @GrinsJohnny
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Mike Recine @mikerecine
36K Followers 3K Following My special is on YouTube right now and you can watch it here: https://t.co/whJKJbPPJN
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro
37K Followers 0 Following stand up comedy/podcasting/writing/posting on this website @whatatimepod @LCSpodcast @masterpancake. Next Paid Protest show February 2!
Joe List @JoeListComedy
112K Followers 1K Following I'm a comedian and I have a 3 one hour comedy specials available for free on YouTube. “I Hate Myself” & “This Years Material” & “Enough For Everybody”
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen
45K Followers 2K Following husband to nine father to a beautiful Christian marine son to a wife father (all that matters) marine to a beautiful son comedy writer but TO WHAT END?!
Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez
18K Followers 598 Following comedian • mma coach/bjj black belt • @alittletimepod • @nihilift • know violence • Ⓥ
90 Day Fidance @ianimal69
35K Followers 2K Following CIGS // SKA // CATS // i go where eagles dare / My debut special WILD HAPPY & FREE, Bein Ian with Jordan podcast & patreon + tour dates ⬇️⬇️⬇️
MILKY WAY GHETTO 🌌 @JayJurden
30K Followers 2K Following he/him. comic / actor / writer / X-Men nerd/writer! - bisexual demon / booking - https://t.co/ikhegHrDPH
Michael Rainey @mikerainey82
26K Followers 2K Following
Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci
8K Followers 724 Following God’s Perfect Man™️. Listen to @ALittleTimePod. Sign up for my newsletter below ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Casey James Salengo @caseyJsalengo
7K Followers 1K Following I’m a stand up comedian and I’m emotional!
Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam
7K Followers 2K Following watch my special SMOLDERING here for free: https://t.co/zWfmFpuqlc
Blair Socci @blairsocci
47K Followers 943 Following My debut special out now on @veeps - https://t.co/jY8dpFvql7
Brendan Sagalow @BrendanSagalow
11K Followers 903 Following Stand up Cormedian and, podcaster (sorry)
Dan Licata @danlicatasucks
23K Followers 1K Following stand-up comedian, writer (SNL, Joe Pera Talks With You). i am still in high school Chicago 5/12, Milwaukee 5/14, Minneapolis 5/16, Philly 5/19
Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters
49K Followers 2K Following Comedian from the Tonight Show & the Late Show. Dozens of followers on TikTok.
CriminalSimpsons @Criminalsimpson
101K Followers 97 Following The gangsta who’s dissin' your flygirl
Chris Wood @tummynuggetz
5K Followers 1K Following Host of podcast Oral Presentations. IG @ oral_presentations_pod
Richie Redding @richieredding
3K Followers 855 Following Number 1 Album Of The Year streaming now: https://t.co/CWPiyTsOQS
Anthony Moore @AllThatandMoore
20K Followers 676 Following 🎙️@WeWantMoorePod 📺 Comedy Central/HBO 📥Bookings: [email protected] https://t.co/Lh4mwbxlOS
Rich Eisen @richeisen
1.4M Followers 1K Following This is my official Twitter. But, as always, the yellow line is unofficial. @nflnetwork host since Day 1. Watch @RichEisenShow 12-3pET on @therokuchannel
Joey Malinski @joeymalinski
324 Followers 261 Following Filmmaker / watch my web-series https://t.co/BXcWaxdvan
MYGOLFSPY @MyGolfSpy
153K Followers 238 Following "The Consumer Reports of Golf" | Be a Smarter Golfer in 3 Minutes 📩 https://t.co/cQp8MHZohA
Joke WRLD @jokewrld_
1K Followers 562 Following Funny Business. “It’s kinda like sports center, but for comedy”
Emma Willmann @IamEmmaWillmann
2K Followers 119 Following
Mike Hanford @MikeHanford
33K Followers 176 Following
Chris O'Connor @aChrisOConnor
17K Followers 510 Following Tires | Samesies | Showborhood | https://t.co/FBBGYU0Bk4
Tommy Pope @TommyJPope
16K Followers 390 Following Stuff Island Podcast. Look at Dish. Delco Proper. This is not Happening. https://t.co/4wIzhwcLdO
Andrew Schulz 👑HEZ.. @andrewschulz
541K Followers 800 Following My New Special INFAMOUS is on YOUTUBE now! https://t.co/8bTQktu1yr
Sahib Singh @sahibcantsingh
73K Followers 537 Following standup comedian and writer. TOUR DATES/Tix👇
CALEB PRESSLEY @calebpressley
471K Followers 1K Following Forged in the fires of Barstool Sports. Also in collusion with @drinkchicachida
shawn gardini @shwangardini
22K Followers 539 Following comedy show link is below pls come to Goodnights in Raleigh NC June 6
Kaneez Surka @kaneezsurka
313K Followers 739 Following Improviser. Stand Up Comedian. Netflix. Amazon Prime Video. Mumbai. Bookings: [email protected]
Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714
116K Followers 341 Following CAL Golden Bear and now professional golfer on the PGA TOUR with one victory at the 2018 John Deere classic… amateur Warzone player
Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime
19K Followers 871 Following doin stand up for now @wecoolpodcast email me for stuff [email protected]
ben obrien @benfobrien
7K Followers 1K Following I am tired of earth. These people. I’m tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives. #freepalestine 🇵🇸
Thom Yorke @thomyorke
1.1M Followers 411 Following
Mike Vecchione @ComicMikeV
21K Followers 987 Following Yonkers, NY | Yonkers Comedy Club | May 9-11 Fayetville, AR | The Grove | May 17-18 Austin, TX | Comedy Mothership | May 31 – June 1
Ronny Chieng @ronnychieng
162K Followers 2K Following StandUp | Correspondent on @TheDailyShow | Speakeasy on @netflix | @marvel @ShangChi | https://t.co/VkQKVBS4E8
Christian Finnegan @ChristFinnegan
56K Followers 3K Following Comedian? Listen to my albums/Watch my specials: https://t.co/GSgvaziyUz Read my newsletter, NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS: https://t.co/h2bUkVgf9k
Tony Deyo 🎙️ @tonydeyo
1K Followers 911 Following Stand-up comedian from CONAN (@TeamCoco), and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Heard daily on @SiriusXMComedy
NYCC Stamford @NyccStamford
204 Followers 278 Following Connecticut’s #1 destination for stand-up comedy · 230 Tresser Blvd, Stamford CT · Check out our two NYC locations @nycomedyclub
Devin Hunter Leary @DLeary0us
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Mike Vaccaro @MikeVacc
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Devan Costa @DevanCosta
17K Followers 457 Following Firm believer that reality died with Kobe… Podcasts: Hate Watch with Devan Costa and @lemonpartyshow https://t.co/6FVGzVKxKA
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Ebony and Naim on DadMeat today.. bout to be a top 5 episode ever I feel it in my bones
There’s rich…and then there’s “commissioning Ferrari to make you an entirely new car rich” Ferrari 456 estate, of which only 7 were made exclusively for the Royal Family of Brunei (via spaghettidrivers on IG)
Ok clearly eric adams dropped a rap album back in the days and we need to find it for the culture
@jp_mcdade Been a real joy watching NY fans come to where Boston fans have been for years on Embiid.
Mr. Netanyahu, antisemitism is a vile and disgusting form of bigotry that has done unspeakable harm to millions. Do not insult the intelligence of the American people by attempting to distract us from the immoral and illegal war policies of your extremist and racist government.
when I see this stuff, I think of the hundreds of stories I’ve heard where someone is being stalked by some dangerous psycho or something and the cops could not possibly give less of a shit. no shortage of enthusiasm when it comes to cracking skulls for Israel though
Hundreds showed up to protest @washu's ties to @Boeing amid the war in Gaza today. Now, as @erjlee documents, mass arrests have begun by campus and local police. Stay tuned to @stlpublicradio for more soon.
People say decent when what they mean is polite
Lukas McCrary vs. JP McDade New Roast out now with judges @wolfiecomedy + @AlexisFawx + Pat Barker + @matedgar youtu.be/hIPxlbEzzpA?fe… #roasts #roastbattle #standupcomedy
They edited my Jerrod Carmichael reality show episode so fucked up.but I did get to do this cool @vulture article that clears a lot of shit that was going on up. Have a good read vulture.com/article/jamar-…
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
suns have the chemistry of cellmates who killed each others families
Jesus fuckin Christ man shut up
No that’s my emotional support knot in the back of my tee shirt to make it tighter
One time over at Johnny’s place this chick got up and slapped Johnny’s face, man, we just fell about the place. Things of that nature.
question for men: what are your favourite things to do with other men?
He's gonna ride the sybian
RIGHT NOW: @HowardStern sits down with @POTUS Joe Biden. Tune in for their 1-on-1 interview only on @SIRIUSXM! ➡️ sxm.app.link/HSlisten
Django got me ready to run through a wall 🔥🔥🔥
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