Dan Ozzi @danozzi
America's Only Music Writer™ | https://t.co/pQ5iywQJHB danozzi.com Los Angeles Joined November 2009-
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wrote about making an ass of myself this week plus other fun crap danozzi.substack.com/p/deep-shame-i…
This week has sucked, but at least time not a poser 😪
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‘I’ve somehow Outlived so many of my friends and people that were technically doing so much better than me…….. What’s the True Prize to this Game of Life?’
something that i learned from this chat is that a good interview question is: tell me about your nightmares.
something that i learned from this chat is that a good interview question is: tell me about your nightmares.
many are saying this!
Susan is once again wearing her Simpsons jacket she received in 1995 when she guest-starred as Bart's ballet teacher in "Homer vs. Patty and Selma." Every guest star typically gets a jacket (or at least used to). She often wears hers publicly, more than any other guest star.
Susan is once again wearing her Simpsons jacket she received in 1995 when she guest-starred as Bart's ballet teacher in "Homer vs. Patty and Selma." Every guest star typically gets a jacket (or at least used to). She often wears hers publicly, more than any other guest star.
bumping this because this album is out today and it's addictive!
bumping this because this album is out today and it's addictive!
the so called "greatest generation" survived ONE world war. big deal. i have endured ELEVEN t----r s---t album cycles.
COURTNEY LOVE INTERVIEW: The music industry is built on a foundation of inequality. No musician will be truly free until the shackles of artistic oppression are dismantled. [three lines later] And Bluey can eat my ass. Him and that contemptible Peppa Pig. Two fucking slobs.
the new gouge away album absolutely rips. had a great talk with vocalist christina michelle about pre-tour stress dreams, learning to do things on the fly, and being influenced by the spice girls danozzi.substack.com/p/gouge-away-c…
in honor of @thursdayband's new song i went digging through my SELLOUT archives and pulled out some photos of my cover boys danozzi.substack.com/p/the-triumpha…
😭😭😭
Thursday ends a 13-year break from new music with a pointed song. Here's Geoff Rickly and Co. on "Application for Release From the Dream." nytimes.com/2024/04/12/art…
tony hawk is the one guy i don’t mind seeing sell out. i’ll see him on tv doing commercials for daily fiber supplements or whatever and i’m just like hell yeah man get yours
💥ATTENTION💥That was Not an Earthquake in NJ… I just like to get a little Morning Sex now and then… Everyone relax and get back to normal. My fault.
gonna be in san diego next month with some cool people reading a little story i wrote* *=have written most of** **=have written some of*** ***=have started writing**** ****=have an idea for but haven’t started writing***** *****=do not have an idea for :(
gonna be in san diego next month with some cool people reading a little story i wrote* *=have written most of** **=have written some of*** ***=have started writing**** ****=have an idea for but haven’t started writing***** *****=do not have an idea for :(
Ian Cohen @en_cohen
40K Followers 446 Following I really mean it // Registered Dietitian / Writer for myself and others @pitchfork @stereogum @uproxx @theringer @spin / Co-host of Indiecast https://t.co/aBKd4wglzA
Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock
61K Followers 457 Following Song Do-er / Craig of the Creek Composer / Back To The Island co-host blurtin' through a corpse
keegan @FranziaMom
17K Followers 3K Following a buffalo bill dan till the day i die. @camp_trash. he/him.
Brendan Kelly: Juggal.. @badsandwich
29K Followers 871 Following the Lawrence Arms the Falcon liquid death Hard Times The Onion dong model, some arbys booking: https://t.co/s86DDp7YdJ
Asian Man Records @asianmanrecords
29K Followers 513 Following 아시안맨 DIY/EQUALITY/Hate the music biz but 💙 🎵 There's a diy label I hate so much/will disclose their identity w much fury in 2025. @MIKEPARKMUSIC EST 1996
yasi salek @yasisalek
17K Followers 2K Following MFA dropout & host of Bandsplain ✉️ bandsplain at spotify dot com
John DeDomenici @JohnDeDomenici
7K Followers 413 Following “everything was terrible and nothing was not on fire” Bass player @ https://t.co/7IQz5Blr6y & other things for other bands / overall loud person
miranda @mirandareinert
8K Followers 1K Following zine maker, blog writer, podcaster without a clue | @EndlessScroll_ + @twoflatpress + @portablemodel | she/her | make a mouse into a man
Into It. Over It. @intoitoverit
28K Followers 994 Following IIOI • Pet Symmetry • Their/They’re/There • Couplet • Storm Chasers LTD • Biz Dev @ Reverb • THE TEAM: [email protected] / [email protected]
Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice
22K Followers 2K Following More screaming than you’d think // Subscribe to my newsletter: https://t.co/mY4AQgP7XW // Email: [email protected]
josh terry @JoshhTerry
20K Followers 2K Following chicago-based music and culture journalist. i also write the no expectations newsletter. ex: vice, chicago tribune, etc. tips, email: [email protected].
PUP @puptheband
61K Followers 1K Following Small Doggy Dogg / Toronto, ON. New B-sides from 'The Unraveling' out now.
Steve Sladkowski @sladkow
10K Followers 2K Following guitarist (@puptheband+more) with mostly inconsequential tweets. ken rosenthal once called me a “wise guy” on this trash website.
The Alternative @GetAlternative
25K Followers 3K Following Real music fans talking about the best tracks we can find. Funded via our Patreon: https://t.co/FoVbrDxzqz.
Jamie Coletta @jamiecoletta
12K Followers 2K Following helping you discover your new favorites, and helping them find you! 🤘 manager, consultant, publicist, mom, wife, human. @noearbuds @better_artists 💫 she/they
Chris Kolasinski @TheRealKola75
378 Followers 4K Following Born in Poland....live in Florida US--Love Life, Investing, Soccer and the Gators
Ðeľphını Märıe .. @stac72087
26 Followers 75 Following Daughter of Voldemort & Bellatrix/Deatheater/Witch/Lesbian
Jada Hayes @Jade_JadaHayes
85 Followers 506 Following Songwriter - Topliner - Singer - Saxophonist - Mum https://t.co/gkZc1tI2tk
Homer @Marian53783444
125 Followers 1K Following I am a lively and cheerful girl who would like to meet a good friend.
PunkRockWorld @PunkWorldNews
10 Followers 99 Following
The cite @GMiddleton1974
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apocalypticsadism @AllHailLakuoitt
7 Followers 312 Following I am the creator of Apocalyptic Sadism. My second full length album THE LINE is out on streaming platforms as well as many of my other studio albums.
Boo @infnzn1984
8 Followers 294 Following
Spectrum Culture @SpectrumCulture
11K Followers 6K Following Film, music, books: where art and trash collide!
Victor Angulo @VictorAngu3670
0 Followers 96 Following
FYE.SLIME @brianfxke
173 Followers 3K Following
Torch InitiativesCBO @torchCBO
16 Followers 77 Following Plant based diet advocacy / Factory farming awareness / Humane Education https://t.co/eeLGwp8wQJ
贵阳 夕夕 @MarieVelma9500
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Rafunzel Salnganan @RSalnganan4041
13 Followers 355 Following ^𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘢 𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘬𝘢𝘬𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘪 𝘮𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘢𝘰 𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘢, 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘬𝘢
daddy's lil' girl @venisegrace
23 Followers 473 Following smart an' classy. order via link below 👇 https://t.co/DqaROiR1im
Ari Katz @AriKatz422740
0 Followers 36 Following
Phil @epic_fil
682 Followers 5K Following MAWG #AbortionIsHealthcare #BlackLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights
🥁 F; CAMERON 🪗 @TW0HEADEDB0Y
255 Followers 1K Following ;; #1 IT/ITS DOGGUY BUTCH ;; DMS OPEN ;; NOT TRUE. DONT ASK. ;; IC @_wowozella
Alessandro Pagani @Pagalessa
475 Followers 4K Following Scrittore, batterista Stolen Apple, mente del progetto musicale PUAH e della pagina satirica "Meme o non m'eme", volontario Avo. E tutto contemporaneamente.
Sir Duke Baron @duke_adam45272
60 Followers 398 Following
Jay Hudgins @hudginsherd
45 Followers 223 Following JHSoundbreeze Music and Arts Production: https://t.co/IzGiHNipZH
Maisie @KaylaHamil98382
1 Followers 789 Following
nathon leyon @LeyonNatho16215
470 Followers 7K Following Manchester united Fan football ⚽ Best IPTV Available https://t.co/XsLIaJlhmb
Don Daniel @DonDaniel353787
27 Followers 456 Following
Cryptid: The Swamp Be.. @swamp__child
54 Followers 260 Following i've been called swamp, marsh, tuesday, gender_reveal, etc. 19, NJ, aspiring person place or thing, your local DIY hipster.
dave_knight_001 @DanielChig84169
59 Followers 1K Following The real excitement is playing the game because money was never a motivation for me Build a business through your phone
Earned Jumpscare @elfkickerrr
126 Followers 779 Following
dreww @drewwdotgg
94 Followers 353 Following @dreww - https://t.co/Hox1CPaFfb helping devs make games at @nullgames
K2spyder (Kevin) @K2spyder
32 Followers 174 Following Waiting for Godot ***not interested in private chats***
sam.joy.ce @sam_joy_ce
199 Followers 1K Following Documentary Acquisitions & Coproduction @TVFInt, Content & Programming @DOKBOXtv, Words @Guardian @Independent
#1 think tank by blur.. @filmbronotabro
830 Followers 805 Following gwen (she/they) | @radiumgirlband
kd @katalogued
2K Followers 1K Following Journalist for hire. Kind, not nice. Infiltrator. Sagittarius. Her own invention. Outside cat. Near-miss heiress. Same name elsewhere.
Joey @thejosco
792 Followers 3K Following i'm not the cat's stepdad, i'm the dad who stepped on the cat and i'm really sorry about it
James Hicks 📈🍊�.. @james_hicks
297 Followers 816 Following data scientist. I will never show you a plot from the iris dataset
Ian Cohen @en_cohen
40K Followers 446 Following I really mean it // Registered Dietitian / Writer for myself and others @pitchfork @stereogum @uproxx @theringer @spin / Co-host of Indiecast https://t.co/aBKd4wglzA
Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock
61K Followers 457 Following Song Do-er / Craig of the Creek Composer / Back To The Island co-host blurtin' through a corpse
Brendan Kelly: Juggal.. @badsandwich
29K Followers 871 Following the Lawrence Arms the Falcon liquid death Hard Times The Onion dong model, some arbys booking: https://t.co/s86DDp7YdJ
Asian Man Records @asianmanrecords
29K Followers 513 Following 아시안맨 DIY/EQUALITY/Hate the music biz but 💙 🎵 There's a diy label I hate so much/will disclose their identity w much fury in 2025. @MIKEPARKMUSIC EST 1996
yasi salek @yasisalek
17K Followers 2K Following MFA dropout & host of Bandsplain ✉️ bandsplain at spotify dot com
John DeDomenici @JohnDeDomenici
7K Followers 413 Following “everything was terrible and nothing was not on fire” Bass player @ https://t.co/7IQz5Blr6y & other things for other bands / overall loud person
miranda @mirandareinert
8K Followers 1K Following zine maker, blog writer, podcaster without a clue | @EndlessScroll_ + @twoflatpress + @portablemodel | she/her | make a mouse into a man
Into It. Over It. @intoitoverit
28K Followers 994 Following IIOI • Pet Symmetry • Their/They’re/There • Couplet • Storm Chasers LTD • Biz Dev @ Reverb • THE TEAM: [email protected] / [email protected]
Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice
22K Followers 2K Following More screaming than you’d think // Subscribe to my newsletter: https://t.co/mY4AQgP7XW // Email: [email protected]
josh terry @JoshhTerry
20K Followers 2K Following chicago-based music and culture journalist. i also write the no expectations newsletter. ex: vice, chicago tribune, etc. tips, email: [email protected].
PUP @puptheband
61K Followers 1K Following Small Doggy Dogg / Toronto, ON. New B-sides from 'The Unraveling' out now.
Steve Sladkowski @sladkow
10K Followers 2K Following guitarist (@puptheband+more) with mostly inconsequential tweets. ken rosenthal once called me a “wise guy” on this trash website.
Jamie Coletta @jamiecoletta
12K Followers 2K Following helping you discover your new favorites, and helping them find you! 🤘 manager, consultant, publicist, mom, wife, human. @noearbuds @better_artists 💫 she/they
TWIABP&IANLATD @twiabp
29K Followers 1K Following Can’t Wait For The Cool Lambgoat Comments About Us Playing With The Dillinger Escape Plan
Rory Blank @BoneJail
18K Followers 1K Following https://t.co/oNZpy1xF5p shirts/stickers/zines: https://t.co/BAIAxkGmup new comic strips monday-friday
Dirt Money @DirtMoney5
213 Followers 556 Following mediocre Massachusetts music. Dropping rhymes and breakdowns since 07. @friendclubrecs fam New Album Scratch Ticket Prophet out now!
John Cullen @cullenthecomic
11K Followers 1K Following A big-time idiot and small-time comedian. I have three podcasts @blockedpartypod / @thepod_kast / @jeopardypodcast
a little peanut 🥜 @youwouldntpost
9K Followers 4K Following award-winning “journalist.” smokes, let’s go
Joe Berkowitz @JoeBerkowitz
19K Followers 967 Following Writer. Not too annoying. Books: American Cheese, Away With Words. Bylines: Many of the good places.
404 Media @404mediaco
17K Followers 10 Following a journalist-founded tech outlet here to fuck up the internet.
Blocked Party @blockedpartypod
6K Followers 323 Following A podcast about social media and rejection from Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) and John Cullen (@cullenthecomic). Every Monday, plus 3 bonus episodes a month.
rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac
193K Followers 6K Following NYT tech reporter. tell me stuff at [email protected] or [email protected] / Text my signal username with tips: MikeIsaac.38
Justin Halpern @justin_halpern
41K Followers 437 Following Harley Quinn/Abbott Elementary/Some Other Stuff You Probably Hated or Never Saw. We could do that note but that’s not the show we sold you
Nate Rogers @Nate_Rgrs
2K Followers 1K Following bylines @ LAT, NYT, Ringer, Stereogum, etc. nate.e.rogers@gmail
The Hold Steady @theholdsteady
26K Followers 496 Following Wired and well connected since 2003. Stay Positive. New album THE PRICE OF PROGRESS out now! Order here: https://t.co/M9K0rjZfhR…
Rose Books @RoseBooks_
1K Followers 238 Following New independent publisher founded by @ChelseaHodson // SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ME and THE HOLY DAY are both available now
Kelly Dasta @KellyDasta
1K Followers 705 Following writer • Marketing at @WmMorrowBooks • still in my emo phase • she/her • opinions are my own
Mike Huguenor @mikehuguenor
3K Followers 1K Following guitarist & writer | 🎸 jeff/death rosenstock + shinobu, hard girls, etc. | X'ED | writing the biography of @asianmanrecords for @clashbooks, out 2025
Chelsea Christer @chelsmark
1K Followers 725 Following award winning #director of @Bleeding_Audio out now on VOD! • that blue haired gal • black n' white patterned • dog mom to sagan • she/her
Mikael Wood @mikaelwood
4K Followers 2K Following Pop music critic at the Los Angeles Times / “A dour, sour writer whose skeleton is filled with mean little bones” / [email protected]
SiriusXM Lithium @lithiumsiriusxm
17K Followers 165 Following 90's Alternative and Grunge 877-92-LITHIUM 920-FAX-LITHIUM
🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
43K Followers 923 Following Host of Guys: A Podcast About Guys cohost @ThePOD_Kast with @Cullenthecomic and host of Shocktober. Get on my Patreon, won $110 on bingo 9/9/2023, magician
Alex Navarro @alex_navarro
71K Followers 997 Following part of the new cruelty / current: exactly one third of @nextlander / previously: @giantbomb, @harmonix, @gamespot, screened / drummer for hire
raina douris @RahRahRaina
36K Followers 5K Following host & writer of @worldcafe, heard nationally daily from @npr // @wxpnfm // voice on @prettydimwonder & pixar's sodas// formerly @cbc // instagram: rahrahraina
✷ dylan tupper rupe.. @dylanrupert
3K Followers 1K Following Unknown Legend writer, producer, music girl at large my substack: https://t.co/vf6cgYyCzF
Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb
54K Followers 2K Following Jewwwww, Good @Mythical Morning, Emmy Winning #StarWarsShow, Co-Creator of Newsbroke @AJplus. Shill on Frotcast & @PodYourselfAGun and Bad Hasbara @mostmoralpod
Maddie Ross @MaddieRoss
1K Followers 692 Following Let me tell you something about Maddie Ross. All she cares about is school and her mom and her friends. Billboard Staff's #5 Rock Album of 2019 🤯 she/her
Grant Sharples @grantsharpies
5K Followers 995 Following writer @uproxx • 📝: @stereogum @pitchfork @interviewmag @lareviewofbooks @ringer etc. • repped by: @loturcoliterary • ✉️: grant.sharples at gmail
Michael DeVito @MikeDeVito70
23K Followers 3K Following Christian, Husband, Father, 9-Year NFL Veteran. Director of Player Development - University of Maine Football (@BlackBearsFB)
Mariner Books @MarinerBooks
20K Followers 2K Following Since 1832, we have connected readers to their next favorite book or author. An imprint of @HarperCollins #marinerbooks
becca slack @ohboybeccaslack
3K Followers 1K Following ragamuffin pervert. formerly @theonion. currently screaming. future wife of the philly phanatic. @wgaeast. @onionincunion forever. she/her
MP @mannequinpussy
26K Followers 802 Following A band on @epitaphrecords Twitter is for MP news & announcements MGMT: [email protected] 📸 Millicent Hailes
Jared Holt @jaredlholt
126K Followers 2K Following senior researcher of US hate and extremist movements at @ISDglobal // occasional freelance reporter and op-ed writer
Daniel Kohn @danielkohn
2K Followers 599 Following Editorial Director @spin. Formerly: @thewrap @purevolume @ranker. NY Mets and Giants fan, YNWA. daniel dot kohn at spin dot com
Pjörk🐷 @NicoleConlan
10K Followers 1K Following writer for @TheDailyShow, personal assistant to my dog
Chris Wade @saywhatagain
54K Followers 2K Following festival promoter | producer @ChapoTrapHouse | host/producer @andintropod | spare us the cutter
Hank Shteamer @DarkForcesSwing
6K Followers 2K Following Writer/editor. Words on music, usually. Open to any writing/editing inquiries: [email protected]. Subscribe: https://t.co/0Wnszza3fo
Jake Walker @walkeronwheels
490 Followers 436 Following Frontman for @faultywiresband I may not have put as many miles on my shoes as you, but I've sure traveled a long way. This is how I roll, literally. he/him
Wearing a jawbreaker shirt and a dude at a bus stop got EXTREMELY AMPED THAT I LIKE SALT
This week has sucked, but at least time not a poser 😪
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
Of course you wouldn’t, you’re a boot licker! You love your Fascist piggies, this is the least surprising thing you will ever say.
Why would I ever defund the police when they’re about to help these spoiled children face consequences for the first time in their privileged, antisemitic, $80,000 a year tuition lives?
Great news, friends. We have finished writing our seventh and possibly best album. There’s still a long road ahead of rehearsing, demoing, and recording, but we are so amped on what we’ve come up with and can’t wait to share. More to come.
you see? nobody listens. i warned every one college campuses were toxic after i was called Gay & got expelled for drinking a beer too slowly
saving money by making red bull at home instead of buying it at the corner deli
Never has a chart so perfectly encapsulated how fucking hopeless and miserable our choices are in this country. That this particular person is framing that choice as a potential victory is really the cherry on top.
What's at stake for our climate in this November's elections? Absolutely everything. carbonbrief.org/analysis-trump…
@AvivaKlompas @israhirsi Go away you hateful liar. Even NYPD refused to cover for the President and Mayor.
love the term "scenery chewing" to describe an actor's performance. always imagine them eating the set like a giant rat. very good!
Wilco has fallen...
Peak New York writers room syndrome. Cmon now…
If this exists in a 38 long then everything is about to change.
i once saw the guy i was hanging out with wake up from the dead of sleep with a gasp saying ‘japandroids’
It is with a heavy heart I must announce: OJ Simpson has passed away at the age of 76
new rule of thumb .... when you choose a twitter profile pic, be sure to ask yourself "what will it look like as the hero image on a tabloid story"
Feel like I want to be mad at this but I don’t know what the names of tenses are. Not my problem either way.
Authors need to start being VERY vocal about what tense they’re using bc I’ve been bamboozled AGAIN with 3rd present and now I have this arc I don’t want to read 😭
you’re right, ma’am, this guy looks like a fucking moron. you’d have to be one of the worst candidates of all-time to lose to someone this dumb
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