Adam Gilbert @adamgcomedy
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bidens unwillingness to stand against the genocide and letting police brutalize student movements is astonishing. if he loses in 2024 it’s entirely on his lack of leadership in this moment
“34,000 dead you’re arresting kids instead”
When this happened in 2020, they used Trump to write off the brutality we saw. "This wouldn't be happening if we were in power" they said. Now in the single biggest bastion of Democrat influence in the US, an army of cops is closing in on a group of nonviolent student protestors
When this happened in 2020, they used Trump to write off the brutality we saw. "This wouldn't be happening if we were in power" they said. Now in the single biggest bastion of Democrat influence in the US, an army of cops is closing in on a group of nonviolent student protestors
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people love to say “i am the least political person you’ll ever meet” and then rattle off 5 of the most right wing beliefs you’ve ever heard
ok my bad. i was the bigshot executive who told jerry seinfeld to get the Fuck out of my office when he pitched a show to me that wasnt woke
something so reassuring about those little goatees 50 year old gay guys have
rickety cricket has done so much worse lmao
rickety cricket has done so much worse lmao
the comedic premise of the blues brothers is that they are two guys who look kind of naturally funny, hangin’ out, jamming with their idols, starting some shit in the world that misunderstands them. i think it’s like a way more sincere wayne’s world if that makes sense
the comedic premise of the blues brothers is that they are two guys who look kind of naturally funny, hangin’ out, jamming with their idols, starting some shit in the world that misunderstands them. i think it’s like a way more sincere wayne’s world if that makes sense
I see a lot of people dunking on Jerry for this take as if he’s wrong. He’s 100% right. He wrote a great op-ed about it in the new yorker or something. Just google “jerry seinfeld 17 year old girlfriend age of consent israel”
I see a lot of people dunking on Jerry for this take as if he’s wrong. He’s 100% right. He wrote a great op-ed about it in the new yorker or something. Just google “jerry seinfeld 17 year old girlfriend age of consent israel”
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as a general rule I don't think anyone who spent 100k on plastic surgery to look like the k-pop star he was stalking but ended up just looking like a burn victim gets to make fun of other ppl for being weird. you handed that card over at the doctors office dude
as a general rule I don't think anyone who spent 100k on plastic surgery to look like the k-pop star he was stalking but ended up just looking like a burn victim gets to make fun of other ppl for being weird. you handed that card over at the doctors office dude
literally
literally https://t.co/tBDkorhvxy
Chungus how? Like I’m some fat fuck?
Any university that allows snipers on the roof of campus buildings in response to a nonviolent student protest is not place of higher learning.
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collie is not a human being. he’s a trickster god sent to punish us for our sins. but he’s the funniest fucking guy. watch immediately
collie is not a human being. he’s a trickster god sent to punish us for our sins. but he’s the funniest fucking guy. watch immediately
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You can’t denounce the J6 rioters and then say the Columbia students who occupied a building by force and destroyed property should be immune from consequences. This is the real world.
Your day will come brother, in this life or the next
If you don't want to be Weimar, you unapologetically enforce public order against both the Reds and the Browns.
A university deploying a militarized police force to suppress protests organized by their own students, a decision fully endorsed by the leader of the Democratic Party, is the most powerful indictment of what this party now represents.
the student uprisings of the 1960s were considerably more violent than anything you are seeing today. it is not close. students at kent state burned the ROTC building to the ground. when black students took over a building at cornell in 1969, they did it **with guns**
i really can't stress how useful it would be for people in political media to occasionally, from time to time, read a book
“Peaceful non violence” was the predicate of the Civil Rights Movement. Taking over a building and destroying property feels January 6th ish to me. 🤷🏽♂️
no coming back from this, no more empty platitudes about the lesser evil or democracy being on the line
if u pay for this i don't see you as a human
lawyer mush brain. the problem with J6 is that they tried to overturn an election based on a lie. If the election were indeed stolen, if—for example—Trump actually did rig 2024, and all other avenues were closed, then protestors would absolutely be justified storming the capitol
You can’t denounce the J6 rioters and then say the Columbia students who occupied a building by force and destroyed property should be immune from consequences. This is the real world.
Can, do, and will continue to.
You can’t denounce the J6 rioters and then say the Columbia students who occupied a building by force and destroyed property should be immune from consequences. This is the real world.
bidens unwillingness to stand against the genocide and letting police brutalize student movements is astonishing. if he loses in 2024 it’s entirely on his lack of leadership in this moment
All of this for fucking ISRAEL man! What the fuck do they even DO?! What supposed good are you getting from this?! What are you even hoping you get from this once its all done?
🥂 Cheers Mr. President!
Last night, we toasted to a free press, To an informed citizenry, And to an America where freedom and democracy endure.
When this happened in 2020, they used Trump to write off the brutality we saw. "This wouldn't be happening if we were in power" they said. Now in the single biggest bastion of Democrat influence in the US, an army of cops is closing in on a group of nonviolent student protestors
“34,000 dead you’re arresting kids instead”
And people say you can’t trust the news anymore
@JMfreespeech if youre so proud of your face why are you using a pic from 1996
I do hope the rest of the world has been watching all of this and can see many of us Americans hate our totalitarian government as much as they do. We are the wealthiest country in history and it is incredibly bleak here.
“Beware of nihilism.” — liberals watching a genocide and doing absolutely nothing about it
It’s always “Can you please stop sending me pictures of dead babies?” And never “How do we stop the baby killing.” Fake ass liberals.
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A line of NYPD police officer is waiting to enter the second floor of Columbia University's occupied Hamilton Hall.
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