Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA
Aswath Damodaran 🙏🏾 Dhandho Investor Chapter 3:4 🐂 | God first, full employment second 😤 | Investor @SamosaCapital | Subscribe to my newsletter 👇🏾 parikpatel.com Parody. Not Investment Advice. Joined August 2020-
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Excited to be hosting some events tonight for @SFClimateWeek, at my favorite space in the Bay Area, the Robot Heart Residency. We've got Joe Hudson giving a workshop from 4:30-6:30, Benjamin Grant talking about "the overview effect" from 8-9, and Justin Kan & Morgan Campbell…
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I see too many people complaining about Biden’s 44% capital gains tax most of you have capital losses for YEARS
Apple has a $2.6 trillion market cap and their biggest AI development since large language models took over the world is introducing a calculator app to the iPad
Sorry my tweets haven’t been funny I’m just in a bad place right now (San Francisco)
The UK is not a real country
The UK is not a real country
Tesla missed their top and bottom line estimates and the stock is up 7% I missed my wife’s birthday and anniversary and now I am single
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Excited to announce we've raised 62.7M$ at 1.04B$ valuation, led by Daniel Gross, along with Stan Druckenmiller, NVIDIA, Jeff Bezos, Tobi Lutke, Garry Tan, Andrej Karpathy, Dylan Field, Elad Gil, Nat Friedman, IVP, NEA, Jakob Uszkoreit, Naval Ravikant, Brad Gerstner, and Lip-Bu…
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Evening cocktails with a legend (@ParikPatelCFA) and a local goblin (@BickleNack)
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