donald boat@laserboat999
20 years old Joined April 2021-
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Seems like nobody is trying to trap you in a hamster wheel to run their home electricity system these days
It’s always like this
Oblivion NPC that tries to sell you rare herbs spices and medallions and then tries to convince you hes being followed and tracked
Bravely the knight crossed himself thrice , So that his baldness would not advance through the night, A prayer to Saint Norwood most holy, So that his hairline would retreat more slowly.
I really like the idea of inefficient drug consumption, like the idea of a drug that you have to submerge yourself in fully to feel the effects of. I want to see tweakers hauling around oil drums, octopus sized aquariums, ceramic bathtubs etc. so they can Submerge in public parks
Been noticing some horrific spray patterns on public bathroom seats, what’s happening to our young men and their accuracy? time to the hit the aim trainer gentlemen, for what are we without the linearity of our piss streams…
The Merry Chortler left a “Guffaw” on your Message
Big fat guy with not a lot of body hair: looks like he was pulled straight from the soil, like a tuberous organism
Got raided by Woke SWAT the other day, thankfully they were all carrying DEI assault weapons that all fired in the opposite direction and they all ended up neutralizing each other on the porch
I got my bachelors in Dumbfounding with a minor in Bystanding, don’t really get to use it often (i am a data scientist now), but every once in a while i’ll get to observe a calamity/misfortune and i can hit news crews with my 4 year 128 credit stare and go “Oh… Man… Wow…”
My indie sleaze dad couldn’t drop me off to school on time because he was stuck in the walk in closet squeezing his jeans on for 45 minutes
Outside the nuclear reactor with a big stepladder and a big metal cone around my neck like a dog, trying to catch some stray radiation with my mouth so I can break through to the next step in evolution
The famous writer, Ernie? Surely you’re familiar with the famous writer Ernie hemingway? What about Scotty? You don’t know Scotty fitzgerald? Jimmy? Please tell me you know Jimmy? Jimmy Joyce? No? You must know Tommy at least
one of the universal trials of American fatherhood is the routine task of fishing your ill-begotten child out of the reservoir
The Dense Tome Reader Just Called Your Volume “Slim”
Would you still fw me if i was a key part of municipal infrastructure