Dan Wickes @dan_wickes
NYC standup. Winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. See me at House Party Cafe every Saturday at 9 (tix in linktree). he/him linktr.ee/danwickes New York, NY Joined December 2011-
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I hate when things don’t work out with a girl and she gets to keep all of my cool music recommendations. They’re not for her. If I have to delete her nudes she should have to delete my Parannoul playlist
He’s right. Look what happened to sitcom star Michael Richards
He’s right. Look what happened to sitcom star Michael Richards
Don’t dwell on past mistakes. Think about the future and how you’ll ruin that too
Thinking about becoming a “where’s my hug” guy but only for dudes
what do we think of this
I’m attracted to people based on who they are on the inside. The best way to find someone cool on the inside? Check what they look like on the outside
I'm watching somebody watch a cat video. Like him, I am also observing an animal for my amusement
I haven’t listened to the Taylor Swift album but I heard it’s bad because she went woke
In all seriousness I bet I could write Taylor Swift songs if anyone would date me
Wow Taylor Swift is releasing a surprise third disc of content and it’s just my comedy special
The reason sunsets are beautiful is that the sun does its best work when approaching a deadline
Biden should try to boost his numbers in the suburbs by doing a Zero Dark Thirty-style press conference where he says he killed OJ Simpson
Prostate cancer is currently searching for the real killer
“It’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean” ok what if the ocean doesn’t know what it’s doing
Where’s the eclipse? I’ve been looking at the sun for hours and can’t see anything
I went to the Yankee game yesterday on opening day. They got shut out for the first time since 1967. I took off work, and so did they
(Walks in covered in shit and piss): Did you guys feel the earthquake?
When the earthquake happened I thought a pipe was shaking because I turned on the faucet. I’m glad everyone is ok but I should find a better apartment
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even when they're supposedly ashamed of harvard they gotta tell you three times in three sentences that they went to harvard. twice
Since I was a 12 year-old lower-middle class kid from Kentucky, I wanted to go to Harvard. I’ve been proud of it my entire life. I even went twice. Today is the first time I’ve ever considered burning my degrees.
Leftists do not want you making jokes about pop tarts
They aren’t even doing the “gee I wish I could but I can’t” thing they they used to do
I don’t see why people are mad at Joe Biden, it’s not like he could say “please stop having police beat the shit out of young people at college” I mean, he could do that, it would at least show he cares at all but he’s too busy adding zeroes to checks to Israel
You can’t say anything anymore
Jessica Seinfeld, wife of Jerry Seinfeld, just donated $5,000 (more than anyone else) to the GoFundMe of the pro-Israel UCLA rally. At this rally, participants yelled “I hope they rape you” & spat on and used the N-word towards pro-Palestinian students.
@HamasAtrocities Did you stop beating your wife to run this poll?
😂😂😂😂😂 this is facts
“Yo, there might be a slight chance at maybe getting an offensive rebound there.” Josh Hart:
Sometimes I really think God intervened in the 2016 election and the better person won.
Today: @HillaryClinton calls out protests at @Columbia. “You just have to ask yourself, how you could have an event on using rape as a tactic of war against women and girls…and you include the most recent horrendous example out of Israel—and that brings out the protestors.”
@notabozo2x w propaganda my king brunson has no flaws 🙏
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Has anyone played better than him in the first round so far?
Love this thing where we act like entities clearly committing war crimes (the US) are going to investigate themselves for war crimes. Blinken will do what he always does which is delay, handwring then issue a limp statement about punishing six guys in the West Bank
At least 20 of Biden admin’s own lawyers say military aid to Israel is illegal. Blinken has until May 8 to report findings about whether Israel has complied with US and international humanitarian law — via @JGedeon1 politico.com/news/2024/04/2…
@SabihaKhan @PplsCityCouncil @AJEnglish @CAIRNational @abierkhatib @SuppressedNws @BTnewsroom @ACatWithNews @peta care to weigh in here?
Also I am nb. In case you missed that information a while ago. Or maybe Agender. Gender stuff seems like clear social constructs that we can choose to disengage from, to allow for all sorts of folks to flourish. Ooo boys like blue! Girls like pink ! Nice try bucko. Don't think so
I will be the first non-binary God Emperor to rule with an iron fist
Knicks starting PGs on Opening Night since 2009: 2009: Duhon 2010: Felton 2011: Douglas 2012: Felton 2013: Prigioni 2014: Larkin 2015: Calderon 2016: Rose 2017: Sessions 2018: Burke 2019: Trier 2020: Payton 2021: Kemba 2022: Brunson 2023: Brunson He saved us.
don’t worry. if your podcast co-host is good at stand up then that means you are too!
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