eli yudin @eliyudin
comedian :( @whatatimepod IG: chilisrestaurants eliyudin.com Brooklyn, NY Joined April 2009-
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its called investigative journalism ever heard of it cracked.com/article_41936_…
ME: “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there” *Jake from State Farm appears* He looks down and sees the binding circle. I’m already bricking up the door. The nightmare is over
There’s a promo for that 9-1-1 show that shows a cruise liner blowing up. Imagine calling 911 from a ship “what’s your location” “the Atlantic ocean”
Venues in general much less the Kennedy Center are way too lenient with hecklers. Someone who heckles is, chances are, going to be a problem at most shows they attend. Removal and significant if not permanent venue bans aren’t outsized reactions imo
Venues in general much less the Kennedy Center are way too lenient with hecklers. Someone who heckles is, chances are, going to be a problem at most shows they attend. Removal and significant if not permanent venue bans aren’t outsized reactions imo
Instagram ads seem to believe that people who wear glasses are buying 2, maybe 3 pairs of glasses a week
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His raise is literally the budget of a movie. They gave him the budget of a movie for being so good at not releasing movies.
His raise is literally the budget of a movie. They gave him the budget of a movie for being so good at not releasing movies.
The IRS made a mistake on my tax return, which unfortunately, by their own rules, means they are going to jail
Wrote about how @falloutonprime rocks cracked.com/article_41838_…
A LOT of comics need to watch and absorb this part of the conan hot ones
Have some empathy about O.J. Simpson's death. If he was your husband, I'm sure you'd be in pieces right now
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this bit from jim downey at conan acting like hes never heard anything bad about jeff epstein the financier
this bit from jim downey at conan acting like hes never heard anything bad about jeff epstein the financier https://t.co/uHmRMVnEMB
My insurance requires a referral for therapy and it’s very funny to ask your doctor to call someone and tell them you’re sad
Put down ant traps and these idiots are lapping up the poison!!!! Foolish bugs… unrelated my vape is making my Red Bull taste weird
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Ok they know me!!!!
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So is eating Doritos for dinner. And guess what bitch
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“gosh DANGIT!!!”
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@eliyudin Pretty sure this qualifies as a McKinsey interview question
all the information is on the task
his posts increasingly have the tenor of a forum admin spiraling into psychosis
People can just get on here and say anything
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i didn't know about the lime cucumber gatorade this here is some refreshing stuff
He's so powerful
JOHN CARPENTER talks about David Cronenberg and how horror directors take themselves too seriously now.
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