Irene Tu @irene_tu
Comedian. All tweets are deadpan. Buy my album “We’re Done Now”👇 Tour dates👇 irenetu.com Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2009-
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Los Angeles!!! This Thursday for @NetflixIsAJoke fest. Come see me
Los Angeles!!! This Thursday for @NetflixIsAJoke fest. Come see me
Uber drivers shouldn’t be on the phone while you’re in the car, right? Not a short convo, a full gossip sesh.
Chicago suburbs! I’ll be in Batavia this weekend April 26-27 @comedy_vault 🎟️ irenetu.com
LA comics be running shows with a 3 camera set up and professional audio recording but there’s only 5 people at the show. Get a good audience first!!
BATAVIA, IL this weekend!! Come thru if you live in or near Chicago 🎱
BATAVIA, IL this weekend!! Come thru if you live in or near Chicago 🎱
When I pay a photographer to take photos at a show and then the photos are trash? Absolutely livid.
Why does string cheese taste disgusting when you bite it but delicious when you string it?
You ever have a really waxy ear? Like one of your ears is mass producing ear wax?
Toronto 🇨🇦 this weekend April 19-21 @comedybar Danforth 🎟️ irenetu.com
Chicagoland area! I’m coming to Batavia, IL next month 🎟️ irenetu.com
Chicagoland area! I’m coming to Batavia, IL next month 🎟️ irenetu.com
You ever look at your poop and think “that can’t be right”
Today's the day. Let's run it up. Streaming NOW on @NetflixIsAJoke
I’m sick of these people who pretend they didn’t know they’re in the wrong seat to try and steal a window seat on a plane.
Man sitting next to me on this flight has taken up the entire armrest and also has the worst breath. You can’t take up both physical space AND air space.
More spring/summer tour dates for 2024 🎟️ irenetu.com
Ann Arbor go see @irene_tu at @treetowncomedy @BlindPigAA I’m doing a few min also
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Every woman over 35 sitting alone on a curb to smoke is the most interesting woman I’ve ever seen
At this point, if a business offers to throw in a FREE TOTE BAG, it feels like a threat
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Every time I realized I needed a therapist, I was in no condition to find a therapist.
GET ‘EM!!!!
LA comics be running shows with a 3 camera set up and professional audio recording but there’s only 5 people at the show. Get a good audience first!!
@irene_tu yeah no prob but they’re all gonna be tupac
This is the funniest late night clip I’ve seen in years. Taylor and co are doing amazing things on @midnight youtu.be/KOo_qtKWdnM?si…
Don’t miss @irene_tu at The Comedy Vault this Friday and Saturday! 4 shows, Friday April 26th and Saturday April 27th only. 🔒Lock in your tickets at the link in our bio! #comedyvault #comedy #standup #irenetu #bigtheyenergy #comedyclub #batavia #chicagoland
@irene_tu It's not the photographer. It's who sent you the photographer😈
I feel awful saying this, but I bite it sometimes and then I feel like a monster! the key with the bite is to warm it a little in your hands first. Yes, I am disgusting!!!!!
Why does string cheese taste disgusting when you bite it but delicious when you string it?
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🚨🚨JUST ADDED! 🚨🚨 @irene_tu is heading to The Comedy Vault from April 26-27! Tickets are on sale NOW! 🔥 Get yours here: comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/92011 #IreneTu #Comedy #ComedyClub #ComedyVault #Batavia #Chicagoland #StandUp
Today's the day. Let's run it up. Streaming NOW on @NetflixIsAJoke
Men don’t need intimacy they have the phrase “let’s gooooo”
@dominicdb I don't get to shows as much as I like, but bookmark the BM site like it's a comedian-of-the-month club. ✨ blondemedicine.com ✨ Sometimes paying to hear artists I know, sometimes new ones. Some of my favs: @irene_tu @DhayaLive @natogreen @EmilyVanDyke765 @kaseembentley
They let me, at 12 years old, choose whether I wanted to learn French or Spanish, and I chose French, and that decision has ruined my life.
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