Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters
Comedian from the Tonight Show & the Late Show. Dozens of followers on TikTok. Philadelphia, PA Joined May 2009-
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If I were the governor of Pennsylvania, I would rename the town where Penn State is located to “Private College” in order to trick out-of-state students into attending and therefore bringing more revenue into the state.
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you could never make bee movie today there's too many bees in it
just submitted my packet for the democratic fundraising job
It’s a beer, Michael, how many equis could it possibly have?
Very much looking for freelance (or full time!) copywriting work if you know of any! I specialize in social and have agency experience. Here’s the ‘ole portfolio: ruddyportfolio.com
#NY SATURDAY we celebrate being the longest running live animated comedy show in #Brooklyn with @DylanAdler6 @myqkaplan @nicocarney_ @NinaTarr @samlymatters @NewYorkCartoons @bryanbrinkman @ChrissyFellmeth @EmilyFlake & more! 4/27 @UnionHallNY 7:30p eventbrite.com/e/picture-this…
Well, was what came before it a little gay?
Well, was what came before it a little gay?
u ever tar and feather a guy and realize ur out of feathers so u just give it to him straight and say listen buddy. gonna be mostly tar today
me waiting for the list of production companies to stop before late night with the devil
Look at your keyboard. Now multiply it by 2. Subtract the original keyboard. Think of a country that starts with keyboard. Now an animal. And a color. Is your answer keyboard? Thought so 😏
This is how you thrive in a corporate environment
KATE!!! I got to watch her work this out in Vermont and it’s stellar 🥳
Not a huge fan of the mean streak that seems to be running through a lot of standup comedy right now. Like no, you’re not too edgy for the room…you’re unlikeable and off putting. Oh shit, was this mean?
I hate when you’re going through the drive-thru and they split it up into two lanes. There’s enough division in this country as it is.
Regardless of your feelings on Taylor Swift, I think we can all agree that any other artist dropping new music today is essentially choosing for their birthday to be on Christmas.
Comedy in 2014: you don’t want to get seen too early! Comedy in 2024: aw man I should’ve started posting TikToks when I was 7
ADHD swifties trying to fully process and form opinions on a two hour album the day it comes out
My doctor pulled me aside and asked why I had so many scratches on me and never in my life have I felt more like a teenage boy than when I sheepishly explained it was because last weekend was wrestlemania and I was practicing wrestling moves with my friend.
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one of the most pathetic parts of deleting old photos: seeing how many times you went to snooze your alarm but accidentally took a screenshot instead
damn they're on tekken 8 now? how many daughters does liam neeson have
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
@samlymatters i was just thinking about this the other day what a beautiful thing
trying to get back to your friends after you go to the bathroom at a concert
white blood cells crawling between red blood cells
just submitted my packet for the democratic fundraising job
Email him, don’t make it my problem
The Russo Brothers say they are now waiting for a script for Guy Ritchie’s live-action ‘HERCULES’ remake for Disney. (Source: gamesradar.com/russo-brothers…)
IN ONE WEEK! I'll be making fun of some of the worst games of all time with some of the best comedians I know. And then, I'm going to give some of those awful games away - FOR FREE. May 4th & 5th, 2:00 pm, the Egyptian Theater in LA. (Ticket info below)
SAM: Three tickets to, um, Chall- uh, Challll... NEAL: What my cineaste friend is trying to say is we would like three of your finest tickets to the critically acclaimed R-rated film Challen- BILL (interrupting): DUNE TWO.
I grand jeté over the turnstile
Should I book a night in the Garfield room at the Biloxi Hotel 6?
It’s a beer, Michael, how many equis could it possibly have?
Proud to be Co-Executive Producer and Head Writer of a new comedy show for NBC/Peacock created by Kevin Hart’s Hartbeat. It’s been a blast so far! ✨
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