river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher
comedy central half hour "a different kind of dude" streaming 1.27 https://t.co/47zAFADQ9V riverbutcher.com/shows Los Angeles, CA. Joined January 2009-
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pretty done with twitter but just gotta let you know there’s an old guy in a maga hat at my stand up show and that’s a first
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translation: we’re screwed
translation: we’re screwed
CHICAGO! i’m at the beloved lincoln lodge this weekend 4/14 & 4/15! come thru! tix: eventbrite.com/e/river-butche…
Hey! I am taping an hour 6/4 in portland so I am doing some shows to run that set and I'd love for you to be there! Chicago, Albany, Syracuse, Pittsburgh, Columbus, LaJolla, and Fort Worth! Tickets at: riverbutcher.com/shows
has anyone noticed that pedro pascal is hot
back to let everyone know i’m filming a special in portland OR june 4 and you can buy tickets now: tinyurl.com/bdcv6b93
yo I have been off this app for 48 days but i’m breaking that fast out of respect for @marcellacomedy and the damn HEAT she brought to her special. go watch that shit @hbomax
y’all ever see robocop
january/december 2022
end of an era
i’ve lost 4k+ followers in the elon takeover, yet she remains
can’t believe i’m not ken in the barbie movie
hey! i’m doing standup at ucb franklin on a tuesday. something I haven’t done in…awhile
hey! i’m doing standup at ucb franklin on a tuesday. something I haven’t done in…awhile
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