Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
writer of screeds/jokes @crookedmedia, stand-up comic, Comedy's Fancy Large-Boy-Sized Lady, Housing Justice for All, etc. juliaclairecomedy.com Boston ➡️ Brooklyn ➡️ LA Joined July 2009-
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It’s all been downhill since this
It’s all been downhill since this
Columbia should not be calling the cops on its own students for engaging in nonviolent protest. The university has a long history of respecting free speech on campus, and I support the faculty who are pleading with their administration to continue that tradition.
Me, every day.
Who among us
More than fine not to want to have kids but if you hate them too much, you become a Roald Dahl villain
*sips beer* Personally if I were a university president committed to academic freedom and student safety I wouldn’t call the fucking NYPD to arrest my kids, but that’s why they don’t pay me the big bucks.
it’s actually a lie that taylor swift makes her best music when she has something to prove. when she’s just noodling around having fun she made folklore. when she had something to prove she made Me!
Pilates is getting very trendy which I enjoy because inevitably there is one man in every class who thinks he’s in for a relaxed work out and ends up near-tears
Dua Lipa stuns as congressional gerrymander
Give her a gun.
Every article and personal essay about polyamory seems like it was written to make it sound as unappealing as possible lol
Aaron Rodgers is the worst type of idiot—the one who's convinced he's a genius.
Aaron Rodgers is the worst type of idiot—the one who's convinced he's a genius.
I need Brian Cox and Courtney Love to host the third hour of the Today show.
I need Brian Cox and Courtney Love to host the third hour of the Today show.
Comer: Let the record show that Mr. Raskins could not answer the question Raskin: Let me start with this. My last name is Raskin. We sat next to each other for more than a year. You don’t have to add the ‘s’
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@ohJuliatweets 100%! Like...my mom watched Sleepless in Seattle with me every October when I was a kid. We, as a society, have fallen from grace.
We used to be a society.
Watching You’ve Got Mail for the first time. Movies used to have Nora Ephron’s dialogue. They used to have Greg Kinnear. Movies used to have Tom Hanks being loud.
Being the only two people on earth who think Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist is the most romantic thing I can think of
It’s all been downhill since this
3 years ago, ‘MARE OF EASTTOWN’ premiered on HBO.
Your hinge date who gives you awful dick, ghosts you, and then watches your IG stories every day for 3 years
Not these professors being GUARANTEED a job no matter what they say and still being too scared to speak. Imagine what regular people are facing
I do not think any student at Columbia or Barnard was made more safe today. I think things became less safe for all students.
A literal British monarch changing his allegiance to the United States we’ve never been more back
Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his ‘new country’ on documents trib.al/DDvbT3t
Moms with daughters, you guys have the thing where you see yourself in a mirror and suddenly realize after years of hating the way you look you’re actually really pretty because you can see your daughters face in your own?? 😭🫠
as a member of the faculty @Columbia, i want to say that i stand with the student protestors and am outraged that our president called in the cops
Columbia should not be calling the cops on its own students for engaging in nonviolent protest. The university has a long history of respecting free speech on campus, and I support the faculty who are pleading with their administration to continue that tradition.
they would 100% rather deal with the bad PR of bringing in the cops than have those lawns sullied, especially in april, when accepted students are visiting and making decisions. cannot fully convey how obsessed they are with these lawns
worst four years of my life were at columbia and my primary takeaway was that first and foremost they care about those lawns
joining the hoard of bisexual women in happy hetero relationships throwing their ass to good luck babe ….together we are strong
jack antonoff
what’s stopping her from making songs like this again
If I were an Ivy League president I would simply not sic riot police on scores of nonviolent student protesters in a bid to impress Elise Stefanik. Elise Stefanik will never be impressed. Have some dignity.
Thinking how the amount of gaggage it would’ve been if she said Carly Rae instead of charlie puth
$300k+ *is* the price of a starter home. Hope that helps
Well, it’s that time of year again. The time of year when for some reason I refuse to wear a jacket regardless of what temperature it is outside.
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