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The vanderpump rules people are always hanging out in their apartments hungover as fuck with ALL the overhead lights on
I reallyyyy recommend seeing this in theatres. My heart was pounding the entire time
I reallyyyy recommend seeing this in theatres. My heart was pounding the entire time
Interesting joke
Damn. Can’t even bask anymore without somebody up in your business 🙄
Damn. Can’t even bask anymore without somebody up in your business 🙄
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I’ll watch Gru’s new movie. Don’t hang with him like I do with the minions, but it’s still all love.
Average Quaker childhood story
Average Quaker childhood story
my biggest fear these days is that I’m not insane enough to be an actor
What happened to the naked cowboy is he still doing his thing
There’s a limit to how close I can get to a girl if she don’t have a couple keloids on her piercings.. builds character
Just found out how many concerning tweets in a row it takes for me to close twitter and open the news app
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charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 908 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle
76K Followers 674 Following writer/actor/ghoul • mgmt: 3arts • venmo: sydney-battle
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
163K Followers 1K Following straight lesbian comedian. she/her,,, [email protected]
pat regan @poregan
60K Followers 724 Following i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even.
dylan gelula @DylanGelula
59K Followers 880 Following rhodes scholar studying how surgeons can use robotics for political evil
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40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
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George Civeris @georgeciveris
26K Followers 1K Following Comedian, co-host @straightiolab, former editor @gawker. Let's do this!
vampire workday @imbobswaget
31K Followers 1K Following @BAFTA winning screenwriter who also sells books ✨✨
i praydalor my sodake.. @almondtiddies
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So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
A bit odd we have a whole tax-funded part of the government whose job is to beat us up.
Chaos on the @OhioState campus as police drove demonstrators off the green and made well over a dozen arrests.
This picture smell pissy
I’m this old 😂😭 add the Pocahontas bed set as well
hate seeing a child on horseback like how did u two even meet
Sheriff: ok we need volunteers to go as undercover college students. Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go. Sheriff: anyone else? Officer Frankenstein Firehydrant: Me go to brain gym.
An undercover was booed away from the crowd.
"three tickets to Challengers, please"
guy who stole my kia soul i hope u never feel fulfilled creatively
Me when they ask me why I’m burnt out from dating:
pressing the button while the green man is already showing 🫵😂 he has much to learn of our customs
blood soaked stallions in London... frogs taking the shape of men in Manchester... put your ear to the soil, something stirs beneath England
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did y’all really put tony over nooda05????????
the biggest and i do mean BIGGEST fucking haters i’ve ever seen in a theatrical film. fuck every single one of of these lousy bitches especially that old nasty one on the far right, grotsky old twat
Bisexual girls with boyfriends who watched Gilmore Girls in high school.
*New Avengers pull up* Keke: “And who the hell are they?”
Marvel Studios is reportedly interested in Keke Palmer for a big role in the #MCU. (via @DanielRPK)
me: beyonce is cooler than taylor swift cause she helped out austin powers my conscience: ivan while that is a funny “ironic” tweet you are still defining a celebrated accomplished woman by her relationship to a man
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