Tom Thakkar @TomAThakkar
Special coming TODAY: https://t.co/Znhp3gwVmJ see more clips at https://t.co/GaLW6dzUb9 TomThakkar.com Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2009-
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I get so many ads now that are like “Did you play ‘Shrek and Donkey’s Ultimate Escape mobile™️’ between August of 2021 and July of 2023?? You could be owed thousands!”
My Don’t Tell set is up! @donttellcomedy Give it a watch/share if you’re into that sort of thing youtu.be/PtzNhOssbsU?si…
I still think about this guy all the time
Fellas remember seeing your dad’s dick when you were like 5 and thinking, damn that shit is small as HELL! Anyway, please help me.
Somebody gotta tell Kevin Hart he’s doing stand up comedy on this tour, you don’t gotta do all that
Motherfucker you brought “M” up in the first place, don’t act like I’m crazy
These NBA games have sucked ever since they banned Jontay Porter 🤔
I’m tired, can I sit or even possibly lay down on business?
My next special is gonna be called: “J 👽 O 👽 K 👽 E 👽 S IN B I O”
I know comedy has made me too bitter because I saw this comic got a death threat from a crazed fan, and I was like, "You're gonna kill HIM??"
My agent said I needed to make more jokes that almost no one will understand or care about, so here you go #3BodyProblem
Quinn Snyder looks like he could play “mom’s new boyfriend who seems nice at first but hits her when she burns the eggs because he’s hungover” in a movie
Look at siakam’s foul calls before and after he came to Indiana
Once again, pacers give up an offensive rebound in a tight game to fuck it all up. At least it’s consistent #INDvsCLE
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Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
@TomAThakkar Hell yeah! They're sending it back to Milwaukee 3-1!
No, I don’t have a fear of failing. I fear that I failed a long time ago and that no one bothered to tell me
@Starbust92 @_LSDon @billmaher You could say the same about literally any 'cancelled' person. Bottom line, they did the thing that got them cancelled. 🤷🏽♀️
@Starbust92 @billmaher He peacefully protested against police brutality and it triggered conservatives, who all called for him to be blacklisted from the NFL. Yet when someone is “cancelled” for being racist or sexual assaulting someone, those same conservatives will defend them with their lives
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if the Pacers hadn’t traded for Pascal they woulda stood no chance in this serious i’m not even joking
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@HalalMan99 Idk where I said it was over or denied that lol I just pointed out they are the underdogs now after dropping game 1
@HalalMan99 Yes and look how they performed lol it’s been the trend all season for this team. When they are favored they fold
This is exactly what I want. Treat us like the underdogs. Thats when we are our best
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