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tv writer/comedian/host of @tvisaypod. [email protected] reps: brillstein theashleyray.com Los Angeles, CA Joined December 2019-
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lord may all those depression lunchables full of lead i bought bring me a $9k settlement
lord may all those depression lunchables full of lead i bought bring me a $9k settlement
edging (not allowed to masturbate unless i get the mini crossword, wordle, connections, spelling bee and strands right)
dynasty @ 730 tonight, gonna ask if any of my ex girlfriend behavior is crazy
damn how did i miss a bumble class action?! i want every dating app to pay me
damn how did i miss a bumble class action?! i want every dating app to pay me
put deborah vance on everything
i get a graphic design job during the strikes and no one believes me 😭
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This week on TV, I Say comedian and writer Lane Moore joins Ashley Ray to talk about Quiet On Set, Selena and Yolanda, and more. Lane's new e-book You’re Not The Only One F*cking Up: Breaking the Endless Cycle of Dating Mistakes is available now. listen.earwolf.com/tvisay
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Who is a character you are slowly turning into?
now imagine being BLACK and visibly queer.
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@theashleyray Definitely worth it. I work for a firm that works on class actions, mass arbs, and mass torts. Mass torts are where you get the most money but those are when there has been injuries or even death.
@theashleyray I just needed somewhere to say I’m a few seasons into rewatching Grey’s and it’s so damn funny how every other song is either Ingrid Michaelson or Snow Patrol
@theashleyray Yeah the Facebook one was 400+ dollars after it was all done crazy
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