pat regan @poregan
i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even. Brooklyn, NY Joined October 2008-
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It would actually be really artful to put amanda kimmel on season 3 of traitors to complete the cirie/parv trilogy
“Im just plugging my phone in dont follow me” -me out loud to my dog
If im ever lost in a submersive i hereby give everyone on the internet permission to have levity about it
Either i am the only person who goes to my dog park who doesnt have a personality disorder or i am the only person who goes to my dog park who has a personality disorder
I think the most beautiful sentence in the english language is “This is a WORK trip for me, so i really hope the ladies are on their best behavior”
Me Davina 🤝 not understanding if Davina is on this season
What is everyone’s rose and thorn of the first 9 hours of gay pride?🌈 🌹🥀🏳️🌈
Every one on one convo btw rachel and tom is giving improv warmup scene at beginning of practice group
Cant explain it but still think the worst boyfriend on VPR is that one kristen had after james who was a stay at home boyfriend while she was a t shirt entrepreneur
Whenever im stressed about money i remember how in the craft fairuza balk’s mom won like 76K and bought a new house and a car and a new wardrobe and reflect about how u can rlly stretch a dollar
Bad blood video remake w the VPR women wherein rachel steps into the selena role could be incred
*real housewife to another real housewife that she hates more than anyone she’s ever met* “I do want to put this in the past bc i feel like we can have a really amazing friendship”
I think if a straight guy is younger than me then he should be like MUCH younger than me. Like if im 34 and i meet you and your a straight man, you shouldn’t be 31. If we’re around the same age you should be like 36ish. Like… what story are we telling?
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This mother/son who have positioned themselves behind every celeb interview are killing me i need them miced #oscars
Now that the WGA strike over, I’m reminded much I love trying to sell my work. I consider myself a salesperson first and a writer second. Pitching (selling, really) is a natural complement to my creativity abilities, and I’m so grateful I get to flex this muscle once again.
I’m not deleting this because I said what I said, with my whole chest. I’m also not clarifying because THIS IS CLEARLY A PETTY SUBTWEET ON PURPOSE. What I will say is some of y’all engaging in this tweet were not the target audience. If it ain’t for you, KEEP IT PUSHING. 🤷🏾♀️
I try so hard to mind my fucking business. HOWEVER… There is a scammer in our midst, and y’all keep enabling him. Meanwhile there are Black women actually doing extraordinary community building work in Hollywood. And they haven’t accepted a DIME for it.
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Now with Patti Harrison and Greta Titelman opening!!!
Anyway, working on my new hour in LA! It’s really dumb but like in an intentional way. One might say it defies critique! Buy tix: ticketweb.com/event/joel-kim…
can't stop thinking about the fact Phaedra and Johnny Bananas are having a conversation in Scotland rn
saw @poregan and @ihatejoelkim perform last night on a whim and was my favorite thing I've done in LA since moving here 3.5 weeks ago. might be the funniest people I've ever seen live and need more
I'm fighting everyone involved. danke, very much. 🥊🥊🥊
Sha’Carri criticizing the powers that be while on the top of her sprinting game:
My sisters and I got to hang out and talk pop culture with our Crown Jewels, Hoda and Jenna!!!!!! 💗
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When I look at Sammy on #loveisland, this is what I see
Fox Force Five update #RHOBH
you know what I love about being bi? watching tv alone
Nice. I hope Michaela Rose of LSU is next!
✍🏻 NCAA 5000m champion @parker_valby has signed an NIL deal with @Nike and will continue running for @GatorsTF next year. She joins Charles Hicks as the top NCAA distance runners with Nike NIL deals. 📸 @xaviergalllo