Amy Miller @amymiller
💜✌️ female comedian / coastal elite white trash / not talking to you, talking to your dog / never not touching my head amymillercomedy.com From OAK // Thriving in LA Joined December 2010-
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My dog just farted so loud she got scared and tried to run away from her own butt. What a wonderful girl.
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TICKETS GOIN FAST FOR THIS 2 weeks away LA MAY 6 w/ @amymiller hurry up please I would like to sell it out so I can relax and float thank u ticketweb.com/event/netflix-…
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Who ever made up the phrase "last but certainly not least" was definitely trying to fuck.
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Woman Knows She Could Just Fuck Up a Spelling Bee Right Now: ow.ly/e6EF50Rnv0U
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I am doing shows in LONDON May 15-18 at @sohotheatre. If you live anywhere near London, you should come. And if you know anyone near London, tell them to come. Anyone not completely satisfied with the show can kick me in the taint afterwards. PLEASE HELP ME SPREAD THe Werd!
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I tried to watch different ppl every time and each one was funnier than the last 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mumford & Sons? You mean Imagine Wagons?
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Here's my full Comedy Special "HOUSE MONEY" in its entirety. Be a pal and give it a share if u enjoy 🙏
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What do you remember most from your first sex ed class? I remember Mrs. DeBlasio, the school secretary, telling us to never believe a guy who said he couldn’t wear condoms because they were too small and then she stretched one over her head like a ski mask as proof.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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wait for the most terrifying thing of all
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This is awful for like 19 reasons but saying "what he did with cement was awe inspiring" is so fucking bizarre. AWE INSPIRING HOW? IT'S CEMENT???!!!
This is awful for like 19 reasons but saying "what he did with cement was awe inspiring" is so fucking bizarre. AWE INSPIRING HOW? IT'S CEMENT???!!!
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best music criticism 2024
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5. The forest reflected in a water droplet
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“you HAVE to meet my friend stephanie she’s SO cool” stephanie-
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This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
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this is my favorite video of all time
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Meiselas: What I’m hearing from credible sources is that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom… I’m hearing it from actual credible people that as he’s kind of falling asleep, he’s actually passing gas and that his lawyers are really struggling with the smell.
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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@sweetbabyrayes @amymiller Mavis from HR really went for it in this one...
I tried to watch different ppl every time and each one was funnier than the last 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here's my full Comedy Special "HOUSE MONEY" in its entirety. Be a pal and give it a share if u enjoy 🙏
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