Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy
Kentucky Jew + Time = Comedy. linktr.ee/ariel_comedy New York, USA Joined December 2011-
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I don't really believe the Hanukah miracle that the oil lasted for eight days, because guys are always lying about how it lasted longer than it really did.
A dead giveaway that someone comes from generational wealth is if their favorite season is winter.
The winner of last night's GOP debate was anyone who didn't find out until this morning that there was another debate.
Can't wait until I start losing comedy club weekends to George Santos.
George Santos is so awful that he got Congress to agree on something.
Yesterday the world lost a good man. And also Henry Kissinger.
Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize, in case any of my writing and acting friends needed a reminder that awards mean nothing.
He repeatedly yelled, "It's not a small world, it's just a cold world!"
Let's acknowledge the forgotten heroes of the day after Thanksgiving: America's toilets
At least one thing all American Jewish families can agree on is what we're fighting about this year on Thanksgiving.
Israel and Hamas are on the verge of reaching a five day pause in fighting. Many families getting ready for Thanksgiving will be taking notes.
Killers of the Flower Moon is breaking records by being the first movie adaptation that's longer than the book.
Scientists have discovered the oldest black hole yet. The major breakthrough came when I finally told them about your mom.
Thank you @NYJewishWeek! Come see @joshgondelman, @Ariel_Comedy, @Eitanthegoalie, and @danafriedman64 this Wednesday at 9 at West Side Comedy Club! westsidecomedyclub.com/events/the-day…
I’m good-looking*
Ron Desantis was involved in a car crash. Apparently it was a welcome break from his campaign's ongoing train wreck.
A mezuzah is a piece of parchment that Jewish people put on our doorways to protect us and to let the Jehovah's Witnesses know to not even bother.
Benjamin Netanyahu most likely suffered a heart attack, but told everyone he was hospitalized for dehydration. Wouldn't be the first time the Israeli government tried to downplay an attack.
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@Ariel_Comedy I'm SORRY and I hope I'm WRONG!
Can't wait until I start losing comedy club weekends to George Santos.
Juliana Margulies is a powerful reminder that we have given straight people too many GLAAD media awards.
It’s gotta be stressful being the guy who has to take down posters for the hostages that were returned
ppl are very normal online also i’m getting a lil tired of ppl saying I haven’t done shit when Google is right there. folks know 5 comedians and the rest of us haven’t done shit. right?
Literally had a booker in Texas tell me that crowd work clips were ruining local scenes bc ppl where trying to ask questions at open mics and LOOK AT THAT
Criticize Diane Feinstein all you want, but there’s no denying she was an absolute trailblazer who then stood in the middle of the trail for the last 10 years and refused to move.
i do comedy almost every night in NYC and i really want to remind everyone writing reviews that telling jokes and that elicit audience laughter isn't "old school". Ya'll have let edingburgh fringe shows and confessional comedy ruin your brains and ears.
Thank you @NYJewishWeek! Come see @joshgondelman, @Ariel_Comedy, @Eitanthegoalie, and @danafriedman64 this Wednesday at 9 at West Side Comedy Club! westsidecomedyclub.com/events/the-day…
Don't miss Classy Comedy Night ft. @JSalmonComedy @chucknicecomic @stollemache @Ariel_Comedy @wachelrilliams & more tonight at 7PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/chuck-n…
“We very much hoped the writers would have been evicted by now”
Really great joke!
Alabama lawmakers have to redraw their voting maps after it was determined that they're not literate enough to rewrite them.
Every second SAG/WGA members are on TV drawing attention to the insane greed of the corporate ruling class is another second people in other jobs can start to think "wait a second that sounds a lot like my industry" and that's making all the right guys extremely mad right now
Context for the “spoiled actors” crowd.
I can't tell if it's weirder if people are jacking off to this or if they aren't jacking off to this.
More bizarre TikTok Lives are surfacing
so you agree? actors are an integral part of the industry, cannot be replaced with ai, and are often doing unpaid labor in the form of press without which the studios cannot survive?
SAG-AFTRA is now on strike and "fall festivals are f*cked," says one studio executive: “You can’t premiere movies anywhere without your stars. No stars, no movie.” variety.com/2023/film/news…
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