Brian Posehn @thebrianposehn
Comedian, Actor, Writer, Giant Idiot. Big Bang Theory, The Mandalorian, Mr. Show, New Girl, The Sarah Silverman Program, Just Shoot Me & much more. brianposehn.com Encino, CA and the world Joined May 2009-
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Arlington VA - and DC and Baltimore, etc ...! I'm at Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse tonight thru Saturday! Come on out for some fun - and get your tickets now at arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/78433 See you soon!
Shhhh .... don't wake up the puppy .... Arlington, VA people - (You too DC and Balitmore!) I'll be there NEXT THURSDAY THRU SATURDAY! with Johnny Taylor Jr. at the lovely Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse - 5 shows - 3 nights of jokes and fun! Tickets now at: arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/78433
I took my fourteen year old son to see Too Short, Scarface, Xzibit, Mack 10 and Ice Cube on 4/20. I will be accepting my Dad of the Year award whenever the trophy is ready.
What's up BATAVIA, IL? I'll be at The Comedy Vault for 3 nights and 5 shows - May 9th-11th! Get your tickets now ... I have new jokes and it's going to be a fun bunch of shows! comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/84249
Arlington, VA people - I'll be there NEXT THURSDAY THRU SATURDAY! with Johnny Taylor Jr. at the lovely Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse - 5 shows - 3 nights of jokes and fun! Don't be a lazy stoner, be a proactive one and get your tickets now at: arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/78433
Arlington, VA! It's just 10 days away! I'll be there with my buddy @JohnnyTaylorJr April 25-27th at Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse - 5 shows - 3 nights of jokes and fun! Get your tickets now at: arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/78433
A reminder for people in and near BATAVIA, IL - I'll be at The Comedy Vault for 3 nights and 5 shows - May 9th-11th! Get your tickets now ... I have new jokes and it should be a bunch of fun! comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/84249
Arlington, VA people - I'll be there in just a few weeks with @JohnnyTaylorJr. April 25-27th at Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse - 5 shows - 3 nights of jokes and fun! Get your tickets now at: arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/78433
Batavia, IL - May 9th-11th I'll be at The Comedy Vault for 3 nights and 5 shows! Get your tickets now ... it's gonna be killer! comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/84249
I'm so excited about this special event at the Gothic Theatre in Colorado next month! Tickets go on sale April 12th! 🤘🤘
If you happen to be in Denver.... GEEZER BUTLER TO BE INTERVIEWED BY BRIAN POSEHN AT UPCOMING "FILLING THE VOID" EVENT One of the most revealing metal autobiographies of recent times was certainly Geezer Butler's popular 'Into the Void.' And many Colorado-based rockers are sure…
THIS WEEK! April 12 & 13th I'll be at the District Event Center with my pal @johnny Taylor Jr. doing 4 shows in 2 nights! Looking forward to seeing you there! Tickets are almost all gone - so get on it! districteventsnorfolk.com/upcoming-event…
Can’t believe he’s gone. I’ll miss him. He had so much more… Oh wait, Happy Birthday, I guess.
Arlington, VA people - I'll be there this month with @JohnnyTaylorJr. April 25-27th at Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse - 5 shows - 3 nights of goofy fun! Get your tickets now at: arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/78433
BUFFALO, NY! NEXT WEEKEND! APRIL 5 & 6th! I'm heading your way with my funny friend @JohnnyTaylorJr. to do 4 sets in 2 nights at the Helium Comedy Club! I've got a bunch of new jokes for you and it's going to be a really fun time! Tickets on sale now at: buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/events/90933
Super excited to announce that I will be in Austin Texas June 7 & 8 at Creek and Cave! Tickets are on sale now at creekandcave.com/events/brian-p…
BUFFALO, NY! I'm heading your way with my funny friend johnnytaylorjr. April 5 & 6th to do 4 sets in 2 nights at the Helium Comedy Club! I've got a bunch of new jokes for you and it's going to be a really fun time! Tickets on sale now at: buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/events/90933
April 25-27th I'll be back in ARLINGTON, VA also with my buddy Johnny Taylor Jr. for 3 nights at The Arlington Cinema & Drafthouse. I love performing here and am looking forward to seeing you there! Tickets on sale now at: arlingtondrafthouse.com/events/78433
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I did the same thing with a drifter once. Can I be VP?
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This is my mother's dog, Shiloh. (I Call him Todd) Todd is an undisciplined, untrained, goofy, dumbass who has zero spatial awareness, zero appreciation for any of his 110lbs, and is wholly unaware of his Lenny from Mice & Men strength. Todd is worth more than 100 Kristi Noem's.
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It's subtle clues like this nonsense excuse that tell you more awful stuff about him abusing his office is gonna come out.
Barr: We have regulations coming fast and furious. telling people were kind of stoves they can use and what kind of cars they have to drive and eliminating cars and so forth yeah, those are those are the threats to democracy
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And, for good measure, here's a similarly diverse group of Columbia students holding Kabbalat Shabbat prayers.
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I walked for about 3 hours today, while listening to the Supreme Court Presidential Immunity Case twice.
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@HeatherThomasAF I don’t have a palate cleanser to post, but I would’ve taken her dog. Damn her to hell.
To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I'm posting a picture of my golden, Chance, who sucks at hunting squirrels and cannot be trained to stop stealing thongs and socks. Feel free to do the same.
To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I’m posting pictures of our GSP’s, Jane and Jilly. Feel free to do the same.
President Biden on Howard Stern: Trump promised that if he doesn't win, there's going to be a ‘bloodbath.’ When he was in Paris, he wouldn't go to an American military gravesite and said they're ‘losers.’ These men and women were killed in battle, defending America. He said John…
@BidenHQ I agree with Howard. As someone who has served, I’m more disappointed in those who have & are serving that would vote for a guy who treats our military, troops, vets & the fallen with such disdain. #BidenHarris2024 🇺🇸
@BidenHQ Sargent Bone Spurs didn’t have the back bone to say it to a veteran’s face. It’s always been behind a wall of secret services staff. Trump is really a coward.