The Original Kendal @KendalPeters11
Formerly of Brighton, now wandering around the UK... United Kingdom Joined October 2021-
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So it’s ok for Billie, but I’m banned from B&Q.
So it’s ok for Billie, but I’m banned from B&Q.
Do you ever wonder how hot Ken Hom’s hot work actually is?
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Game Of Thrones make up sponge and holder
I went to buy a train ticket and the lady said "Eurostar?" I said, "Well I'm good, but I'm no Dean Martin" Morning!
Welcome to Twitter, an incomprehensible replier will be assigned to you shortly. Thank you for waiting.
My mother is finally getting into Facebook like we were 20 years ago! Today she wrote a post asking her friends to look out for a missing dog. The missing dog is in Florida. She lives in England and has no friends in Florida. 🤣🤣
If they have the one of the woman playing tennis lifting her skirt up to reveal she's got no knickers on, please get it for me! I've been waiting months for this, but it's never in stock. If not, the B&W picture of the hunky man holding a baby will do!
If they have the one of the woman playing tennis lifting her skirt up to reveal she's got no knickers on, please get it for me! I've been waiting months for this, but it's never in stock. If not, the B&W picture of the hunky man holding a baby will do!
Just checked the Met Office long term forecast. Summer in the UK this year will be on 3rd July between 11am and 3pm.
Just to be clear, if it was me running Club Tropicana, the drinks would NOT be free (apart from 2 for 1 specials on Friday nights). That said, they would be competitively priced and in line with other local clubs and drinking establishments. #TOTP
I'm very strongly opposed to fox hunting, but in the case of Laurence Fox, I'd be willing to reconsider.
Why piss on your enemy’s grave when you can just buy a
Making the world go round is a lot of pressure on us fat bottomed girls but somehow we manage
Being widowed.
'The Word' tv show from 1990's?
When I was young, I snuck out of the house to go to parties. Now that I’m older, I sneak out of parties to go home.
I always texted a girl 5 minutes after our first date ended and said ~ "I haven't given up on us."
I wish there was a metaphor to describe this albatross hanging around my neck.
Of course not!
As a nurse, I cared for children who relied on ventilators, made complex dosage calculations & taught other health care professionals difficult medical skills. But the heating controls in my new home are beyond me... Also, it's almost May. Why am I needing the heating on!
X❤Danomaly❤️X @DatWalshGurl
1K Followers 1K Following Kindness is free-sprinkle that shit everywhere. I'm a super hero on here.. I am not a bot.. Here is my cashapp name..
Kate Hall @Hall11Kate
2K Followers 2K Following Vegan Grandmother doing the best I can. Scared for democracy, Mother Earth and my Granddaughter's future.
VEGAN'4'INDY🌱🏴�.. @Taff25022320
1K Followers 1K Following For Vegans and budding Vegans who support or are curious about independence💪 If you like my pinned tweet, we'll be friends 🤗 Deal with FACTS. Dysgwr Cymraeg.
HijackedEUrophile - #.. @EHijacked
15K Followers 14K Following 💙🌈 🇺🇦 European.Humanist, F**K the Fascist Tories, FBPE, Professional Sniggler. @ehijacked.bsky.social
Jamie Shenanigans @DrJSherrington
5K Followers 4K Following Dabbler in video games, comics #DnD. Less of a gym monkey more of a #GymNerd. When I'm not doing geek stuff I do doctor stuff #TeamGP #JustaGP #paedsRocks
Alan Thompson @AlanThompson58
3K Followers 4K Following
Cathy Beesley @beesley_cathy
2K Followers 2K Following Woke, Remain, and pro-vax, because, well, sentient. My vocabulary is large enough to encompass swear words.
Tangler @NDen42
2K Followers 3K Following Sarcastic & irreverent. Reader. Always looking to learn fuck outta here with your red hat
Greta @gretapane19
153 Followers 3K Following
Ben Boven @benboven1
3K Followers 2K Following I write romantic comedies and apocalypse stories featuring the tiny house lifestyle. If that sounds cool, you're weird and I want to meet you.
JustElliot @JustElliot2
3K Followers 2K Following At least three of Taylor Swift’s songs are about me.
Phoenix Atheist @AtheistPhoenix
2K Followers 2K Following Atheist, Cancer survivor, Scottish 🏴
Eyes open America @EyesopenA1
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Robert Chinnery 🇺�.. @chinnery_robert
1K Followers 2K Following Former Labour Party member. Be the change you want to see in this world.
Ameobi’s Hokey Coke.. @toonarmy2112
272 Followers 443 Following Gadgie from The People’s Republic of Newcastle!
Lioncub 💙 @Janet_Wilson19
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Margaret @Margare20293729
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Brummie Paul @NotEasilyDuped
3K Followers 5K Following Treat others as you would like to be treated. Be nice to strangers. Don't confuse beliefs with facts. Pro-science. Willfully Woke EU Brummie 🇬🇧❤🇪🇺❤️🇺🇦
Roberto Fabiani @fabiani_roberto
403 Followers 674 Following Retired ,lover of Venice, Rome and all things Italian. Born in Scotland,living in England and of Italian heritage. Politically Socialist. Detests Conservatives.
Tired @EndemicPrepared
3K Followers 4K Following healthcare educator, Population Health, RN/RM/ MBA. Ex-runner, cyclist, Perpetual Eye Roll since Jan 2020. You might know me on other platforms @TiredT.bsky
Mrplannings @mrplannings
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Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot
9K Followers 7K Following I've been called Witty. Though I'm sure I just misheard what was said? Anyway love and kindness.
Barbara @BarbaraSutton15
20K Followers 15K Following South Londoner/Socialist blocked by Tom Watson Therese Coffey Alastair Stewart Kirstie Allsopp Harry Cole Kate Hoey https://t.co/OmrPlyxI5k
Novocaine Brain @NovocaineBrain
187 Followers 798 Following 'Supervegan'. if i don't reply to you it's because i haven't seen the notification or i'm horrified. Kali life. rated pee pee. odd core.
John Bull @larrymeath
8K Followers 6K Following Writer of wrongs. Some cats get to call me JB. Literature was my first love, and it will be my last.
Ryan Daigler - Exposi.. @Ryan_Daigler
18K Followers 9K Following Scapegoat of a malignant narcissist foster fam /Survivor #NarcissisticAbuse/#ChildAbuse/attempted filicide-Raising Awareness #CPTSD #ActuallyAutistic Tell-All👇
Ann Elena @A_Elena1991
620 Followers 2K Following “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einste
Alans 💙 @Alans_121
3K Followers 3K Following Politically homeless Hate the Tories, Tactical voting is the way to go. #FollowBackFriday #GeneralElectionNow #GTTO #FBPE
Oppenstarmer 🌹🇪.. @Oppenstarmer
760 Followers 699 Following "Now I am become leader, the destroyer of Tories." Here for the Labour victory! #GTTO #FBPE 💙#NHS #ForACure. 🟧
The Rt Hon Lady Matil.. @Jc62Matildamog
5K Followers 5K Following Politically homeless but NEVER Tory. Love animals especially 🐈 🐇 🐿 Socialist/Atheist/Feminist/AdultHumanFemale/Mick Lynch Fangirl/My Dad wasn’t a toolmaker
𝕬𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖑�.. @toebr0gan
866 Followers 891 Following He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts
Pete Rigby @PeteRIGBY
2K Followers 1K Following “You can build a better Britain with us or have another 5 years of coalition chaos with the conservatives!” #VoteLabour #GetTheToriesOut 🥀
The Anonymous David �.. @theanondavid
7K Followers 8K Following Likes - History/Opera/Poetry Views - xLab Francophile - Oui Pianist - Tries Cynical - Yes Honest - Mostly Live and die a Socialist DofB - 4th March
Dreamer @ElgatoEsmio
22K Followers 16K Following When I drink during a full moon I turn into an unawarewolf. IG @elgatoesmio
flowering period @Musakaolo
1K Followers 449 Following There are some nights that only those who have ever stared at power cords will understand
No Trend Studios @notrendstudio
210 Followers 226 Following https://t.co/apS4QlAdQK Long Hauler since August 2020, struggling
Bush @Ian_Bushby
165 Followers 728 Following Happily married, Dad to 2 boys, long suffering Rams fan, Seahawks fan, ageing metal head, currently blocked by Piers Morgan!
erica @ericanextdooor
10K Followers 9K Following making parlays & petting strays • 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞
Loco Motif @el_motif_loco
128 Followers 128 Following
Dr HOX ENDUCTION HOUR.. @hoxtonwanka
3K Followers 5K Following Let’s party like it’s 1929/1919. Stick yer Brexit up yer bumhole
Kate Hall @Hall11Kate
2K Followers 2K Following Vegan Grandmother doing the best I can. Scared for democracy, Mother Earth and my Granddaughter's future.
VEGAN'4'INDY🌱🏴�.. @Taff25022320
1K Followers 1K Following For Vegans and budding Vegans who support or are curious about independence💪 If you like my pinned tweet, we'll be friends 🤗 Deal with FACTS. Dysgwr Cymraeg.
Dr Erin L-S 🩺 aka .. @Dr_ErinLS
987 Followers 1K Following NHS Dr in Bham @ SWBH 🩺 Classical musician 🎵 Dog mum 🐶 Neurodiverse 🌈 She/her 👩 You can't buy friends...unless you have cake. Then you definitely can. 🧁
Cathy Beesley @beesley_cathy
2K Followers 2K Following Woke, Remain, and pro-vax, because, well, sentient. My vocabulary is large enough to encompass swear words.
Inigoe jollifant @InigoeJ
229 Followers 2K Following
Who Me @WhoMe1323
662 Followers 278 Following Normal classy assy girl • Kinda funny • I post my butt sometimes. I hear it’s a good one • No DM’s • If I want to see your dick I will ask
Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
31K Followers 2K Following I have nothing to declare except my top tweets - https://t.co/YApmhRImR4
youfoundhome @theshapeofstars
2K Followers 319 Following I'm here for whatever comes next for the rest of time. Who I am in any given moment is a reflection of who you are in every moment shared I am schrodinger's cat
Jim White @Jim_White1945
758 Followers 1K Following I'm a fairly anti social sod so why I've opened a Twitter account is an absolute mystery to me. Proud Scot, European and internationalist.
Enguerrand VII de Cou.. @ingelramdecoucy
9K Followers 2K Following Roy ne suis, ne prince ne duc, ne comte aussy; je suis sire de Coucy. Freelancer at Twitchy. Lord of Coucy
octave @curtofranklin
2K Followers 2K Following
Lance Said This @Lance_Said_This
3K Followers 2K Following Wrote for Rules of Engagement on CBS and then for Disney. Still a fun loving souse. I like crosswords and people who don't litter. Bsky & Insta: @ LanceSaidThis
Michael E. Howard @Michael47899234
2K Followers 174 Following 63 year old retired widower Texan for life💕
Differently Dave @GoldenVision90
4K Followers 3K Following Positieve mentaliteit. Teetotal. ☕ Live football. Latin America. World cinema. CMT sufferer. "It's just somethin' people say, they don't really feel that way.”
🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨�.. @420iloveweed
18K Followers 5K Following 18++ Single full time dad, fun loving, old soul but young at heart. Talking about everything & nothing. Always trying to learn. #WeTheNorth #RelationshipCoach
old jumpers @oldjumpers
33K Followers 2K Following stand-up comedian and comedy writer floating through a master’s in history
Simon Scarrow @SimonScarrow
18K Followers 721 Following Writer and business owner…. ‘Rage, rage against the lying of the right…’
Shambo - 100% feel go.. @BradfemlyWalsh
14K Followers 5K Following Delightfully impure RadFem. ADHD nightmare. Writer scum. Gen X 90s reminiscer. Manages to make everything rude. Should always be doing something more important.
Sue Cowley @Sue_Cowley
48K Followers 859 Following Author, trainer, teacher, gardener, preschool trustee. https://t.co/QvxxQm3FfH
James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville
455K Followers 98K Following Made in Fife. Scottish diaspora. Communications and Sponsorship. Commentator and pundit. [email protected] @GreatSleepout ⛺️@NoFarmsNoFoods 🚜
Alans 💙 @Alans_121
3K Followers 3K Following Politically homeless Hate the Tories, Tactical voting is the way to go. #FollowBackFriday #GeneralElectionNow #GTTO #FBPE
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
45K Followers 2K Following
Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted
3K Followers 1K Following Stand up for what you believe in. Trump Troller ... Always positive.... Huge everthing L.A. sports nerd... extremely dirty minded, but always respectful
D.N. Schmidt, space o.. @Writepop
10K Followers 7K Following Science fiction writer, humorist, and brain in a jar. Grab my books at Amazon! Read free stories, jokes, and writing tips at https://t.co/PmeQokhNBo.
Neil Everest @NeilEverest
81 Followers 221 Following left hander. views my own. short sighted. views may be blurry.
Michael Scott @mscott7612
2K Followers 5K Following 🧡🖤 Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
Pete Rigby @PeteRIGBY
2K Followers 1K Following “You can build a better Britain with us or have another 5 years of coalition chaos with the conservatives!” #VoteLabour #GetTheToriesOut 🥀
Richard @monteblan
4K Followers 5K Following Calder to the Donau. Was the Pennines now its Bavaria. Part time care taker, full time Hausmeister. MD ANT
Hamma-Lamma-Ding-Dong @Schadyhamster
18K Followers 16K Following Contains artificial colouring and sweetener.
The Anonymous David �.. @theanondavid
7K Followers 8K Following Likes - History/Opera/Poetry Views - xLab Francophile - Oui Pianist - Tries Cynical - Yes Honest - Mostly Live and die a Socialist DofB - 4th March
rob delaney @robdelaney
1.5M Followers 2 Following You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
Dean @dakarrier
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Toddington @HXValley
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Jesse @jverona77
16K Followers 14K Following dad of 2. blue voter, always….also @jverona77 on BlueSky but never there - Occasionally funny.
Sam Connor @criprights
18K Followers 5K Following human + disability rights activist | cofounder bolshy divas + criparmy | antifaaa | social media assassin | cripchick | disability consultant | views are my own
Stone Cold Jane Auste.. @AbbyHiggs
12K Followers 4K Following Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE🖖
Dreamer @ElgatoEsmio
22K Followers 16K Following When I drink during a full moon I turn into an unawarewolf. IG @elgatoesmio
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Woke up cute as a button again sorry not sorry
if we sit down someone asks us to do something
Dads will watch an entire movie stood in the doorway like this
Graham Linehan doesn't appear to see the correlation between his Father Ted musical not being commissioned and him accusing prominent people be doesn't agree with of being "sweaty groomers". Best of luck with restarting the career, buddy 👍
Have you ever been in one of those moods where you don’t really know what’s wrong but you feel really irritated with everything and everyone? Like why is that bloody floor on the floor!
I see Right Said Fred are having a normal one. God forbid anyone has access to lifesaving equipment. Weird hill to die on.
Is it fucking ever…?
need to up the cup size every month now ☕☕
After I've finished my coffee 😉
@Nurseborisbash Haven't you some misogynistic antisemitic lyrics to be writing?
QT Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
Our understanding is that Rishi gave the sicknote contract to his wife's company without even putting it out to tender. Now we see why the wealthy rodent wanted to be PM. It's corruption, treason, even. It stinks.
Who sends emails on a Friday afternoon?! Just fuck all the way off
What am I like 🤣
@Nurseborisbash Haha, how rattled are you? Showing your maturity yet again. No wonder your music only appeals to delusional, little kids (the only demographic you can relate to).
If we don't stand up for our country and it's govt then all is lost, the dictatorship is out to get us.
Charles returning to royal duties Not one single update from anyone whatsoever on the Princess of Wales
Damn I missed this tweet and was in work till 20:00...
Ladies and gentlemen, it is 18:30 on Friday evening , thank you to all those who have fulfilled their contractual obligations.
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