A Venezuelan Chick @AVenezuelan19
Living the American life the Venezuelan way / Gym 🐭/ I can swear in 2 languages /Podcast junkie/ True crime fan 🔪/ 💍✨/ NO DMs Austin, tx Joined April 2010-
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Oh you love my Twitter comedy? Name three of my childhood traumas that made me this way.
So… if Tyson doesn’t win at what time is the riot? I want to make sure I have a cool outfit for it.
I feel sorry for the women that have never been able to have a good relationship with a man. Never experience a good dad, funny grandpa, loving husband, protective brother. I truly do. And I feel for the good men out there suffering rejection because of that.
Do you panic that you’re choosing the wrong answer during an eye exam or are you normal.
Just heard my neighbour screaming “WHO IS SHE?” at her husband
Ticketmaster be like: Concert ticket: $50 Venue fee: $26.10 Access fee: $14.28 Paperless transaction fee: $7.23 Convenience fee: $17.24 Fee fee: 6.23 Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23 Because we can fee: $8.12 Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1
A guy calling someone they don’t know a whore, sounds like jealousy and insecurity that a woman may get all the dicks and he doesn’t get any 🤨
Wow. What a day. I guess I’ll treat myself by buying half a tank of gas 🫠
Amazing… 🤩
Michael Jackson reaction to their kiss has me dying
Well, Day 5 as a Cemetery Caretaker hit me in the feels (in a good, yet sad way) I was in one of the further back sections, cleaning up leaves, pine needles/cones and wiping off name plates when a little 83 year old woman packs on the roadway, gets out and walks down to one of…
Don't taste everything you see! 😂
This is a post I’m just gonna continue to share … please do not be indifferent to evil Child predators deserve nothing ….They deserve no forgiveness, no compassion, no jail time. As a society, we need to be on the same page, let’s instill fear in these monsters. ONE SOLUTION
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@FAFO_TV Wow That’s actually a lot for a human to handle. It’s amazing he didn’t fall off.
Look at my butt(s)
Oh you love my Twitter comedy? Name three of my childhood traumas that made me this way.
So I went to Pilates this morning & at the end of class as I’m wiping down my machine, I hear a woman yell “ SERIOUSLY, YOU’RE IN HERE WITH THIS BITCH!?”… I Turned around so fast cause BITCH WHO?!
Remember that show Trading Spaces where your neighbors would come over and spray paint your fireplace teal and glue faux fur to your hardwood floors?
@meteormajeure People whose lives are their work, will never understand people whose lives exist outside of work.
@meteormajeure I personally enjoy this situation where someone who acts like a child gets treated like one by being sent to a class.
@meteormajeure I have never worked, gone to school nor had any responsibility on my birthday for my entire 43 years.
@meteormajeure People should enjoy their birthdays anyhow they see fit. It's really not anybody business.
Omg @rihanna use your butt!!!
@justindrewfiles @kirawontmiss Man is looking so tired and lost 😞
@justindrewfiles @kirawontmiss Why is he dressed like my neighborhood meth-head landscaper?
@justindrewfiles @kirawontmiss I like that this implies that if his eyes were open he'd have been on the mic like.... 🤣
@justindrewfiles @kirawontmiss Him btw
@justindrewfiles @kirawontmiss Is he sick? Looks too skinny.