🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_
Line straddling Libertine You couldn't handle my undivided attention I want to pet your dog Pronouns: Princess/Her Royal Highness Consider it's a joke twitter.com/search?q=from:… Tennessee, USA Joined March 2009-
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Don’t fuck with dog twitter.
@kimmie_c_ My apologies for it not being cropped but...
Moves my panties to the side so you can get a better view of my new drawer liner
How anti gun guys air up their flat--
Don't shoot your dog in the face. And if you do, don't brag about it, especially in a book you published. It makes you look like a psychopath.
Donna needs to be Twitter exiled again. She's clearly unwell & needs a nice, quiet place to rest. Hope you get well, Donna! We're rooting for you!
Donna needs to be Twitter exiled again. She's clearly unwell & needs a nice, quiet place to rest. Hope you get well, Donna! We're rooting for you!
Donna is gonna pull a muscle with these giant ass leaps
Donna is gonna pull a muscle with these giant ass leaps
The cackling in the background 🤌🤌
The cackling in the background 🤌🤌
Lol I love dudes
Rocky Top QB 🟠⚪️
Oh fine, now with Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph
Oh fine, now with Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph https://t.co/MNpZTsSD0M
Good news! Your tax dollars fund wars and smear anti-war voices. Feeling emotional? That's disinformation.
They should invent a medicine with good side effects.
Give me more of the protestors getting dragged off kind of content please 😍
You're not edgy. You're just an asshole.
That moment when your toddler refuses to go to bed:
there's only one thing that brought these three people together..
CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E
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276 Followers 678 Following Some libertarian New Yorker who has one foot in the Christian community and the other in the arts, music and counterculture.CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E
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21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔�.. @LuckyMcGee
37K Followers 2K Following 👑 The Original White Trash Princess 🍸☘️💅 🇺🇸 Lover of Liberty ♥️🤍💙 Snarky & sarcastic. I cuss a lot, but Jesus & momma still love me. 😌 Evil Twin: @LMFMGlaura @fancythis
34K Followers 2K Following 🏴 ‘cause your dollar ain’t shit and it’s taxed to no end ‘cause of rich men north of richmond 🏴Flinnie @flinnie
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28K Followers 3K Following Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. The capybara of hostesses. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░FMU Armed Ape Takeove.. @FMUniverse84
16K Followers 2K Following Brokering joy in your hearts and minds. Keep👏Clapping👏Bitch👏 GOVERNMENT IS THE BAD GUY Listen to my pOdCasT https://t.co/GWDkKpSJp7 $forestmommySturdy Jenn @nogooddeed2
13K Followers 1K Following Texpat vet who finally made it home. Birds, booze, and bouquets. Pourer of potent potations. Useful everywhere. I’m a damn Swiss Army knife.just a nurse @hib343434
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24K Followers 12K Following Chronically fabulous. God girl. Handmaiden of the patriarchy. Wavy haired queen of leggings. Professional badass. Commies suck. #TeamIronWill אני עומד לצד ישראלG @stevensongs
15K Followers 5K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.Mickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch
17K Followers 1K Following Curmudgeon. Hedonist. Misanthrope. Shitposter. Rowdiest house in the HOA. Co-host of “He Said, She Said.” Peepeepoopoocaca. #NavyVeteran #FreeArie deez/nutsJune @junebotprolly
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14K Followers 2K Following A little hood & a little good. Theres beauty in the world...dont be a dick and ruin it. Haver of ass and sass. Fluent in Asshole. Tacos make me a better personLori - Breaker of Cur.. @lori_socal
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2.9M Followers 921 Following Independent candidate for President of the United States. #Kennedy24ColdHeartedBitch @ColdHeartedBit7
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4K Followers 498 Following 5G Grill Respector | Things That Go Bang | I’m not Ron Swanson@AmyInDystopia @LiLa__lee18 What is she doing by asking that question?
@AmyInDystopia You do not control my account. Worry about your own
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@FrostyTakes @WarPath2pt0 @TxRecon1 @Gringorugger8 Damn. Me tryna bite y’all’s ankles
@AnnaDsays @WarPath2pt0 @TxRecon1 @Gringorugger8 When you walk in a room and want to make sure you didn't step on Anna.
I'm 5'6" 120 lbs. Fight me
@LOLNeverTweet Imagine the hot ass this guy brings in weekly. Then there’s Tracy.
I see that all of the lonely conservative guys who have been jerking off to Kristi Noem for the last 5 years or so are taking the criticism of her pretty hard.
@kimmie_c_ @KevinIsInsideU You can't make me, Ma'am...