Sam G @ItsSamG
These are a collection of my most intrusive thoughts. Occasionally there’s also some dog stuff 🇨🇦 Joined July 2010-
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I’ll admit at first glance I was like “oh here we go” but I listened to him and now I’m like “HERE WE FUCKING GOOOO”
Imagine if all your tweets started auto posting to Facebook for all of your family to see
going to TJ Maxx. does anyone need any new clothes and/or gourmet pasta shells?
Make no mistake, these limp dick losers laughing at the hockey bear meme exist outside of Twitter . They just don’t have the balls to make eye contact with a woman let alone run their mouths like they do from behind the safety of a cartoon avi and an anonymous account
I dunno maybe we should stick the men in the woods with the angry bear
I grew up in bear country. Our school had a yearly assembly to teach us how to survive a bear attack. I know too well exactly what they can do and I STILL choose the bear.
Just casually arguing about bears on a Sunday morning
I dunno, gents. Seems to me that if you’re getting mad that so many women are choosing the bear instead of addressing the underlying reasons why, you’re kind of proving the point.
I find it amusing that men are in a flustered panic because they told women to ‘just pick better’ so women picked the bear.
Maybe women would rather be in the forest with the bear than with a man because the bear won’t spend two hours trying to explain the stock market
Today is an absolutely terrible day to be on Twitter if you hate thinking about dogs dying
On a rare occasion I wish I had a boyfriend but it’s usually because no one else is around and I have a hankering to drink a couple pints of beer and watch some playoff sportsball
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Send this to every fucking weakass pathetic misogynist and incel you run into on this platform—and there are plenty of those shitbirds here on this former bird app
I’ll admit at first glance I was like “oh here we go” but I listened to him and now I’m like “HERE WE FUCKING GOOOO”
Vet just called and my baby made it through surgery and is doing well, the lumps are being sent for testing Chest xray looked clear and good 🙏
@ItsSamG The music... lol. Being able to comprehend others' and not make it about you is sexy. Yelling at other men for being egotistical morons is damn sexy. I love when rational thinkers call out morons. More please.
I asked my bf of 2 yrs about man v bear debate. He said “hmm that’s tough idk”. I gave him some of the ideas about why women have overwhelming chose the bear and he immediately was like “well yeah that makes sense there’s some real weirdos out there.” Phew! 😅
Go off king
I’ll admit at first glance I was like “oh here we go” but I listened to him and now I’m like “HERE WE FUCKING GOOOO”
@ItsSamG And he had to move the goalposts just to make space for his tantrum, at that! In this thought experiment everyone has already entered the woods alone, including men.
@ask_aubry As a man, I am FIRMLY on team bear. The amount of bad faith takes and downright disturbing shit, I've seen over the course of this "discussion", makes me surprised, some of you women still want to talk to us men.
I’m not sure what exactly is going on but yes.
I dunno maybe we should stick the men in the woods with the angry bear
@ItsSamG It is ridiculous that men are throwing this tantrum for days vs just listen to what women are telling us. This guy summed up how I feel well 👇. I am ashamed at many of my fellow men for acting like petulant toddlers! x.com/DoomScroling/s…
After making a post on the CDC releasing the most recent report of the US birthrate being 1.62, misogynists eagerly began replying to show everyone exactly why women choose the bear. Women do not owe society babies & women do not owe misogynists their time, attention, or labor.…
@ItsSamG Easy to know who to unfollow & block!
@ItsSamG meh, they know who they made lol
Ironic to me how the men all over every post calling out the inappropriate meme shared by Ryan Whitney or the skirt comment by Jon Cooper are more offended and emotional than the people they’re raging against.
going to TJ Maxx. does anyone need any new clothes and/or gourmet pasta shells?