WryBry @WryBry

Snark/laffter is all I'm after. Equal party abuser. Please be 18+ (in age, not maturity). twitter.com/search?l=&q=fr… Inside your phone... Joined April 2016

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WryBry @WryBry

a day ago

I never had to worry about political unrest on the campus of my Alma Mater. I went to traffic school.

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g'Dawg "Buzzed Anarchist" McGillicuddy Esq.. @TalkinUm

2 days ago

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💀SpookyLittleComic👻 @CunniLinguist77

2 days ago

No illin’ Just chillin’

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Insert a witty name here - 🧈🥤 @Thehotstoner

3 days ago

What do you think 46 year old pussy smells like?

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WryBry @WryBry

4 days ago

I have a shocking new invention. An umbrella that can't be blown inside-out by the wind. Picture it...ALL aluminum.

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Rob Thomas @RobotThomas

4 days ago

Terribly Tuesday.

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Danny @Mardigroan

7 days ago

I managed to put a fresh set of sheets on the bed despite the cat neglecting to "help" this time.

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WryBry @WryBry

5 days ago

I'm a giver, not a taker. But only when it comes to responsibility.

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WryBry @WryBry

6 days ago

To everyone using dating sites: If your profile pics are dated, you won't be.

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Lori @Cornjerker78

9 months ago

Sometimes my brain takes side roads and I’m even lost

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WryBry @WryBry

7 days ago

Polestar: a Swedish electric automotive manufacturer owned by Volvo Cars. Named for what your mom was at the tittie-bar, before she became a Volvo mom in suburbia.

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Crow Magnom @distracted_monk

2 weeks ago

Sniffing glue does not, I repeat does not, mend your broken thoughts.

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WryBry @WryBry

a week ago

I don't throw tantrums. Because I never throw out things I can still use.

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TJ Novak 🏳️‍🌈🌊 @tjnovakfl

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WryBry @WryBry

a week ago

The couple next door just built an outdoor pizza oven and invited me over. They must like pineapple on it cuz there's an upside down one on their porch.

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WryBry @WryBry

a week ago

Did you see the guy who set himself on fire outside the courthouse? A real hottie.

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WryBry @WryBry

a week ago

Tina Turner, as a meteorologist- Lovin' you WEATHER...WEATHER... times are good or bad, happy or sa'a'a'ad. *Raises arms and looks to the sky for emphasis*