Harry F. Metal 🤘💀🤘 @harryfmetal

Proudly maintaining a lifelong C average🤘Bigfoot👣Believer🤘No Bozos🤘 If you're looking for money, I've got none🤘 open.spotify.com/playlist/7qVZz… Parts Unknown Joined December 2016

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2 weeks ago

That would get 5 stars and a huge tip from me

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3 weeks ago

Believe it or not - before this episode nobody really gave a shit if you double dipped. Now, thanks to this asshole, every second bite of party snack is dry as fuck

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3 weeks ago

Happy stupid people burning their fucking eyes out day!

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4 weeks ago

Step aside Swamp Ass. There's a new player in town

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a month ago

Turd burglar meant something completely different when I was a youngster. Do you think they know?

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2 months ago

The single greatest decision I ever made in life was to walk into a used bookstore in the mid 80s and buy this for half off the cover price. They has no idea what it was worth - but I did. I kept my mouth shut, gave the dude my money and got the hell out of there.

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2 months ago

I'm not out of shape. I have a soft poseable figure.

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2 months ago

Hello Sunday morning!

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2 months ago

Mom, why does the blanket Aunt Betty gave me smell like smoke and loneliness?

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2 months ago

Pay attention kids, this is serious! Here's five dollars, when you get to the store ask the guy for a king size pack of Vantage menthols. There should be enough left over get yourselves some chips and a couple of Cokes

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3 months ago

Hell, with this credit card I bet you could get away with just about anything.

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3 months ago

The Rolling Stones Party Pack had significantly less cocaine than I expected

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3 months ago

Don't even talk to me about luxury until you've bathed in a wood walled tub behind chocolate brown swag curtains

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3 months ago

People won't stop talking about how much fun Lazer Tag is but I still don't think it's better than the book.

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3 months ago

Hold on. Is that fuckin' Larry from Three's Company crushing High Life's with Elvira? Sonuvabitch

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3 months ago

Name one person can dodge a bullet better than Shatner.

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4 months ago

An 80s sax man had a 90% success rate of banging the hottest chick after the show. 100% if he was wearing a Swatch

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4 months ago

Ladies, if you're not drinking Tab then you're not a Mindsticker. Better find a dozen or so cats and prepare yourself for a lonely life as a barren spinster.