Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama
I made this cocktail with a Capri Sun, so what? (she/her) growingwildones.com California, USA Joined March 2015-
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Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ retweeted
Costco shoppers: I save so much money shopping at Costco. Also Costco shoppers: Do you want to see the yacht I bought at Costco?
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My daughter drew a pizza… 🤣💀
The last thing my sweet 4 year old said before falling asleep tonight was, “Mommy, I love you more than devils attacking villages….” I’m sorry - WHAT????
Husband: *walks in the door* Me: DID YOU WATCH ALL THE INSTAGRAMS I SENT YOU TODAY ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE?
Turns out the reason my 4yo has refused to eat breakfast all week is because her sister told her about CEREAL killers & she thinks someone jumps up & steals your cereal but first puts blood in it. FFS.
You know who has the shittiest customer service known to humankind? Frontier Airlines. Absolute incompetence that is costing me money. @FlyFrontier I do NOT appreciate being taken advantage of. I’m LIVID.
Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ retweeted
While you pray for Damar say one for Tee Higgins too. Just being involved in the play can wreck your mentals and emotions. Pray for them all.
In honor of the New Year I want to share my top accomplishment of 2022. It was this fucking puzzle. I barely survived. Coffee. Wine. Betrayal. Dogs. Toddlers. This was an epic for the ages. With a LOT of penises. 🤷🏼♀️
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