Kristin & Jen @imomsohard
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My son does not have school today because this is the day Jesus reminded everyone that in one week he would break bread for 5000 people. Basically we are celebrating Jesus sending out a “save-the-date” text. #momlife #catholicschool
I love my husband but he’s never made me a mix tape. Not sure this relationship is legit. #marriage #mixtape #parenting
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless you have a podcast (LIKE WE DO) then you tell all your trade secrets. A new episode of the #IMOMSOHARD PODCAST drops today and we spill the tea about our time in Sin City. Find us anywhere you listen to podcasts! #IMOMSOHARDpodcast
I do believe my children are capable and smart. I simultaneously believe that when an opportunity or an accident strikes, they will be fully engrossed in some sort of “best of French bull dogs” video
I’m going to bed before 11 pm on a Friday in Vegas. Do I just enter hospice care now or what?
My daughter asked me if we could update her Barbie house into more of a cottagecore vibe and it’s now my Roman Empire. #diy #miniature #sidetables #barbie #romanempire
Get ready to laugh 'til you cry! Join us this Saturday at the International Theater for a hilarious evening with @imomsohard! Kristin and Jen, the dynamic duo behind the hit web series, are bringing their real-life mom antics to the stage. Grab your tickets now!…
The longest story I’ve ever heard is how my daughter lost her lunch box yesterday
February 26, 2024 youtu.be/gfip2ABcCAo?si… via @YouTube This is a behind the scenes of how dumb adults can be. #fun #humor #parenting #mom #momlife #dad #zapper
Mom’s a little sick. She’ll be better in a day or so but the guilt of having the kids on screens for 14 hours and helping themselves to Skittles for breakfast… that’s gonna linger for years.
If you aren’t spending every moment reviewing different angles of Travis and Taylor kissing post-game like someone trying desperately to break open a true crime investigation, then you are not living. #travisandtaylor #momlife
My 13-year-old son and I watched Anchor Man tonight. We both laughed like 7th graders, only one of us is a woman in her forties. #momwin #anchorman #comedy
My 8 yo is learning to use common sayings and this is what she’s got so far: When you choke because it goes down the other end. & He’s not the worst tool in the shed.
Things kids say these days: I’m watching a “world famous cupcake baker unbox tiny clothes for their dogs” challenge What?
I think only sociopaths take their Christmas decorations down before New Year’s. Fight me.
Shout out to all the moms putting their Christmas trees on top of a table or putting a dog kennel around it to protect it from their dangerous toddlers. Good luck.
I have an 8 and 10 year old. I haven’t listened to a song I’ve enjoyed for over a decade.
My husband is the bravest person I know. He keeps his toothbrush in the shower that our entire family uses.
Me: Do you feel like we need a life sized nutcracker for the holidays? Husband: I believe we already have one. #marriage
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Possible boneheaded theory: On Sex and the City, Carrie’s friends are not really named Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte. Those are the pen names she uses for them in the column, and a conceit of the show is that the characters are referred to this way for the viewer’s convenience.
I’m having a rough week with PTA fundraisers. This is why no one volunteers. It’s really hard to want to stay in the game.
@imomsohard And Teachers. Got too much to do in the new semester.
@imomsohard I will stand with you - let’s get ready to rumble- 6 Jan- epiphany- it would be sacrilegious to take it down before then🤣- plus I have not used up all my holiday Bartisian cocktail capsules yet🤣
So much fun tonight at @imomsohard 🤣 ..... Until the lady threw up in the aisle.
@imomsohard Thank you for making me spit out my drink! 😂
I’m doing this massive unfollowing of organizations & news & sub par accounts & I hope it makes Twitter fun again.
Day 4. I’m over it. Praise be I dragged 1000lbs of luggage & the whole fam here so we could gain 7 whole degrees. Last minute I left the wool blazer at home. It was a mistake. Along w slippers or some type of warm socks & my winter pajamas.
#Paint was actually a pretty good film lot of funny moments #OwenWilson performance is great definitely check it out on April 7
@imomsohard I mean she used it in correct context so… pretty good