fawn @ISOremarkable

Boob-haver/single mother/hater of raisins/ichthyologist on alternating Wednesdays. twitter.com/search?q=from%… North Carolina, USA Joined December 2012

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Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey

a year ago

One the hardest parts of being in your 40s is having to looking at photos of yourself being in your 40s

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fawn @ISOremarkable

a year ago

You think bill collectors would be satiated with a few of the choice unsolicited dick pics I've gotten?

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Trophy Knife @sarah1mc

2 years ago

Joke’s on you, I like being harassed.

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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

2 years ago

No, I’m not an enabler, I’m more of an unabler.

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fawn @ISOremarkable

2 years ago

Ok, but hear me out... what if we don't have to make amateur porn because people are already looking down on us from heaven?

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Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life

3 years ago

Asking the Home Depot employee how much spaghetti this weed wacker eats

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Tommytoughstuff @Tommytoughstuff

4 years ago

ME: (removing my AirPods) Not guilty your honor.

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Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin

3 years ago

[gets a little voodoo doll of myself and makes it do pushups]

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𝕤 𝕠 𝕜 𝕪💎 @sokyshipn

3 years ago

sorry i’m late, i was at home sitting down

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fawn @ISOremarkable

5 years ago

Science class, but it's just me insisting my boyfriend display how he doesn't hurt his penis when he lays on it.

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Valerie Tosi @valerie_tosi

5 years ago

I’m 36 and still haven’t gotten approval from my parents, what’s your secret Pfizer?

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fawn @ISOremarkable

5 years ago

The Scarlett Letter...but instead of an A for adultery...it's an A for asshole and we give it to anyone without a mask. Tell them they won The Patriot Award.

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J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN

5 years ago

"You look worried." Thanks, it's the everything.

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(In an interview) "What would you say one of your strengths is?" "Well Pat, I would have to say my ability to bait my boyfriend into an argument by putting on an imperceptible amount of mascara and then yelling "AH HA LIAR!" when he comments how beautiful I am without makeup."