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As someone whose ancestors endured a lot of persecution I think I've earned the right to persecute other people for a change
Maybe instead of protesting the horrors, these lazy students should get a JOB and pay TAXES that fund the horrors
This is bad, we should find out what country this is so we can invade it and establish a democracy there
This is bad, we should find out what country this is so we can invade it and establish a democracy there
Supreme Court wrestling with the question whether one person should be above the law and it's the person who controls our entire military
"it's not stupid if it works", cf.
"it's not stupid if it works", cf. https://t.co/O7Ob4Txrlh
The perfect government is one that's authoritarian to my enemies and democratic to me
You don't have to commit seppuku dude just take a few months off and then get a job in an adjacent industry
💥REMINDER💥 If you say ANYTHING on my page I don’t like. You’re getting instantly Blocked. I’ve personally curated my Social Media pages to dispatch all Dumbfucks..💥
We have to pay women more. We will not be a just society until women make enough for their husbands to stay home and game
It's really funny that grindset people think a billionaire could easily get rich again if they had to start over with no one knowing who they are. Imagine elon musk trying to get a job
We don't solve the world's problems on this app but we do act annoying about them, which if you think about it is a form of raising awareness
"Cooking isn't hard just follow the recipe." Come here. Come here and eat this food I just made
Everything is so expensive now there has never been a better time to have no hobbies or interests. While you are crying about how much your concert tickets cost I am standing perfectly still in my house and smiling
1991: Mom gently rocks you to sleep 2024: Mom doesn't rock you to sleep anymore Anyone else notice this?
People love to quote-tweet stuff saying "Why can't you guys be normal?" First of all you know this is an online loony bin and second you've been here for years, time to stop pretending you're a visitor and not a patient
whenever a blue check barges into the replies of a viral tweet
This is fine for a country like Finland, but how would it work here, in a country where we don't want to do that
This is fine for a country like Finland, but how would it work here, in a country where we don't want to do that
It's good to return your shopping cart to its proper place at the store Quote tweet: Y'all really doing free labor for a corporation QT of QT: It only makes a low wage employee's life harder Reply: Some low wage employees are racist but ok?
It's cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You're gonna write emails on the computer buddy
The horrifying details emerging about the World Central Kitchen massacre: The convoy was struck 3 times in succession, with the drone chasing the wounded aid workers from vehicle to vehicle to make sure they were all killed. No legit pretext and precise coordination with the IDF.
The horrifying details emerging about the World Central Kitchen massacre: The convoy was struck 3 times in succession, with the drone chasing the wounded aid workers from vehicle to vehicle to make sure they were all killed. No legit pretext and precise coordination with the IDF.
Lead Actor from Pixar.. @ByYourLogic
268K Followers 2K Following My life was a straight line before I met you, Jean Valjean
pixelatedboat aka “.. @pixelatedboat
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171 Followers 428 Following He/him. In narrative reasons are not justifications for real world creative decisions.
Lead Actor from Pixar.. @ByYourLogic
268K Followers 2K Following My life was a straight line before I met you, Jean Valjean
pixelatedboat aka “.. @pixelatedboat
305K Followers 878 Following Playboy Magazine’s 8th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Read my comics on IG https://t.co/skcDJtp4gE. Mostly posting on bluesky now.
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
197K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
Law Boy @The_Law_Boy
158K Followers 286 Following America's daintiest lawyer. @fivefourpod and @IfBooksPod
Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI
159K Followers 2K Following co-host @citationspod, writer at https://t.co/pKhO6hyJ5M
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen
150K Followers 2K Following See that she chews her food well, and sets her foot down firmly on the ground when she walks, and you're all right.
GarbageApe @GarbageApe
76K Followers 1K Following
Don Hughes @getfiscal
81K Followers 2K Following Economist • Autodidact • Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals only (sorry, email me if necessary).
Eli Valley @elivalley
114K Followers 3K Following Sporadic at checking @s because of all the sickos New art here and at https://t.co/cdK9S6bBEn If you'd like to support my art — https://t.co/Vdx8Z9JHbU Thanks!
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137K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
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I’m losing my mind listening to congress say the reason behind the TikTok ban is the unregulated influence of a foreign country over American citizens, as I am served commercials to support the Israeli government on every conceivable platform.
"Much as you shouldn’t be a surgeon if you faint at the sight of blood, you shouldn’t be a police officer if you cannot control your temper in front of the people you are paid to keep safe." bostonglobe.com/2024/04/26/opi…
Very embarrassing American performance. A Danish child born in the bottom half is >50% more likely to reach the top quartile than an American. More like the "European dream."
"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone
@InternetHippo Farming is alot of work you cant just walk away from it to dictate stuff
@InternetHippo please come down to the station to claim your reward (concert tix and a city in ohio named after you)
@InternetHippo have you seen those turnips though?
@InternetHippo I would hit you the same amount of times, I'd just get some type of stick or pipe to do it with.
@InternetHippo Cops love this one simple trick to increase brutality
@InternetHippo I would use "I'm a fentanyl!" and be charged with murder.
@InternetHippo "im in a fed watchlist! im in a fed watchlist!" snipers start shooting
@allahliker I’m a civil rights lawyer. I’d probably desperately search for some case law that says they can’t do that while they proceed to beat me.
@InternetHippo Our instincts are very different, I'd probably start saying something like, "stop chokeslamming me"
@Very__Regular @allahliker "I have a podcast!"
@banalplay honestly i hope i would have the presence of mind to yelp "what is the meaning of this?!?"
@allahliker I would try to do the Democracy Manifest lines but would start crying and shit myself immediately
Among the best arguments against the "official acts" nonsense in SCOTUS is former governor Illinois Rod Blagojevich. In the official act of appointing a U.S. senator, he solicited bribes. Crime is crime.
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