emily @emilykmay
"mid and delusional" | doubt-filled believer | peak millennial | girl's girl | unfortunately very sincere substack.com/@emilykmay North Carolina, USA Joined February 2010-
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is the cyber truck the pt cruiser of this generation? would michael scott own a cyber truck?
This is my son, Jarod. He isn't my biological son. That doesn't matter. In fact, one reason I married my wife, Lisa, was bcuz I not only fell in love with her. I fell in love with him. He has his challenges. He can't walk. He speaks about 10 words. But, he is amazing! 1/
Travis Kelce is Sports Ken and his job is "ball"
two things that were always in my cabinets growing up that are never in my cabinets now are : semi-sweet chocolate chips and marshmallows. and i don't know why we had either of those things.
Here's a big warning sign for the future of evangelicalism. Since 1900, the share of people who were currently evangelical was larger than the share who were raised evangelical. That means evangelicals were converting non-evangelicals. That trend stopped ~15 years ago.
if you are ever having a rough day, its very easy to pretend that the cashier at trader joe's is flirting with you.
i have had instagram for over a decade now and am archiving 90% of it bc omg the way we posted on instagram a decade ago was so chaotic!!!!! a pre-story instagram was a completely different world!!!!
I think about this all the time. I think everyone has that life event by the end of their life, and some people have it by the time they're 10. Once you've had it, it's hard to relate to those who haven't.
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is the cyber truck the pt cruiser of this generation? would michael scott own a cyber truck?
@emilykmay Michael wouldn’t own a Tesla cause he’s not a douche.
@emilykmay and then he would wreck it instantly. someone would hit it in the parking lot
@emilykmay I think the PT Cruiser was based on an old milk truck design. Weird, but kind of cool in a niche kind of way, like the VW Beetle. The Cybertruck gives me The Homer vibes.
@emilykmay Oh, I think he absolutely would! Good call.
I realize I’m unforgivably bougie, but I do hold very firmly to my opinion that if you’re gonna do a bold wall color, you gotta get the paintable covers! They cost $3 and make all the difference bit.ly/3QlfpL9
@emilykmay it will though! it absolutely will!!! and one day BOTH OF YOUR KIDS WILL BE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!
@emilykmay Honestly love TikTok (I’m almost at 10k talking about mental health and trauma and authoritarianism) but the antisemitic vitriol I get over there is… ✨special✨.
Wow 18 year age gap, problematic.
I got a window unit air conditioner for my sons room and it made you download an app?? Please can we stop using apps for everything, it’s too much, it’s just too many apps.
@_DeanAnthony There's no such thing as "Dr." John MacArthur.
@emilykmay @atlmeagsnow @hanalyst Guys. I think about that movie randomly like once a month… Specifically where I would hide something that could stay hidden that long
@joshbrundage @emilykmay @hanalyst I guess we all need to track that movie down for a watch party.
@hanalyst @emilykmay Oh yeah it’s super embarrassing now lol but I really liked that movie frequency that he did with Dennis quaid 🫣
@emilykmay Mine was either Firetrap or The Matrix, so I’m safe.
@emilykmay @mattnystrom I wish that was me! But I’m the GIMME A SHOT OF DOPAMINE NOW type of stressor. Which usually means shoving handfuls of gummy bears down my gullet after dealing with tantrums all day
@emilykmay That’s where Elyse Myers was bullied all the way off social media. It’s def the same.
@emilykmay Okay so my mom used to make graham crackers with peanut butter and chocolate chips as a sweet snack. Then you mix cheerios and marshmallows and chocolate chips for a sweet “trail mix” 🤣 We always had chocolate chips too.