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yes i’m learning to drive because i want to buy a car just so i can scream in it
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i be feeding my dog rachel ray’s nutrish and jasmine rice her old ass is going to live forever
i love how popcorn doesn’t have any crumbs if you’ve dropped a popcorn you’ve dropped a popcorn all or nothing
i think there’s a certain amount of money u can make that will turn u ugly again i.e. the drake effect
they gon keep making king fu pandas and ima keep watching em
it feels like i’ve had lunch w like at least 25% of the population
if u give me bread with soup i’ll have no choice but to slut it out like a dip
parties are for having the most neutral conversation possible.. today is not the day u will know me
it’s always when ur in a bad mood ur uber driver wanna pull up in a car that’s fucking lime green
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the way i feel eating chips and watching the office is how i imagine cows feel as they graze the grass and watch the sunset
charlie @chunkbardey
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Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
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Zach Schiffman @schlife
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Charlie (Let's Keep I.. @CharlieSosnick
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jes tom 🥀 @jestom
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William Banks @williambanks_
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Lexi @knittingfiendd
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Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L
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Leif @ingenders
94 Followers 310 Following ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པདྨེ་ཧཱུྃ Vajrayana Buddhist, sober, vegan, bad student & worse musician. Boring but content ☸️🕉️🏳️🌈
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262 Followers 590 Following hyperfixations: jesslupe (and aloto generally) | kaimelia | bottoms | tanthamore | rotpl | skamverse | butches 🫶🏻
andre thomas @melissa133789
84 Followers 245 Following Computer engineering 🖥️ hardware Tech, animal lover, Dad, Jesus lover Hockey, golf fans
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Nick Castellanos @NickCastaway
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306 Followers 819 Following I AM THE KEN BURNS EFFECT. @spencerhall494 on IG
SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm
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wheel @wilfredojdiaz
702 Followers 567 Following Latino-Americano 🇸🇻🏳️🌈 #BLM. comedian. I live my life and then make jokes about it.
charlie @chunkbardey
101K Followers 911 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
25K Followers 979 Following Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
Zach Schiffman @schlife
9K Followers 2K Following I’m 5’5 but everyone tells me I seem 5’8 / social @curbed @grubstreet @nymag
Charlie (Let's Keep I.. @CharlieSosnick
3K Followers 2K Following Best Friend To Many / Mr. DoItAll / Mr. Everything / Determined / Up For The Challenge / Calm / Wise / Intellectual / Spiritual
jes tom 🥀 @jestom
42K Followers 2K Following LESS LONELY 🥀 comedian, horny cherub 👼🏻 writer: ofmd. actor: crush. ig @jesthekid 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Less Lonely off-Broadway ⤵️
William Banks @williambanks_
5K Followers 848 Following Founder of the Make Believe Project. Unite all Faith ✝️✡️☪️ God first👆. Actor in Please Don’t Destroy movie. International Leader of Car World 🚘🌎
Lexi @knittingfiendd
481 Followers 2K Following just building my professional network they/them/pnut
Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L
8K Followers 1K Following Intimacy Coordinator, Tracker (CBS). Formerly: Intimacy Coordinator, Bob ❤️ Abishola (CBS). @hotelartthief
Clara Olshansky @ClaraOlshansky
2K Followers 563 Following Writer and comic. they/them. Link to mailing list for updates on live shows, etc
pat regan @poregan
60K Followers 724 Following i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate. I have a gay voice, and that’s OK! it’s beautiful, even.
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V01D WIT DA VIBEZ @V01DArtsAI
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Nori Reed @realnorireed
12K Followers 525 Following Emmy | GLAAD award nominated Comedian | Writer @wgawest ❤️🔥 HOT ❤️🔥 but will play ugly for the right award 🏆 Stand up featured by @showtime & @hbomax
homosexual jacket @_dripneyspears
1K Followers 691 Following tax the rich. unless I get rich from this music shit. then nah.
sapphic lit bot @sapphiclitbot
109K Followers 7 Following sapphic literature and poetry quotes every 4 hours. edited to fit tweets. @achilleanlitbot.
Justin Catchens @JayCatch
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𝔖𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔭�.. @Courtstrology
5K Followers 944 Following I talk about (SIDEREAL) Astro sometimes, often my own observations and some extra stuff ✨|| DM for readings
When DJ Ye was turning up to house music
I love that she got her happy ending and and he turnt into a drug addict crack head
Kamala is holding back the biggest cackle of her life 😭😭😭😭😭
SHE WANTED TO CACKLE IN HER FACE SO BAD LMFAOOOOO KAMALA, PLZ 💀
My coworker's family just finished the toilet paper they bought in 2020, in case you're wondering who the real villains are
just realized you can “customize” your life by making decisions in situations. as they happen to you 👍
doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell
Cutting the meatball removes his autonomy, posting this immortalizes his humiliation. No offense but you’re a monster.
Toddler meltdown because I cut his meatball.
a martini should taste like a glass of ice cold ocean water with three olives in it imo sorry if this offends
Meal prepping some cheeseburgers for this week
Kids are literally being arrested for it right now
lawful protesting isn't even possible in authoritarian societies like the one Trump wants to transform America into. Just saying.
Remembering the Emmy-winning Leslie Jordan on his birthday. The laughs and comfort he provided lives on.
Kamala’s constant “mhm… yeah… mm… wow…” queen of active listening
your unemployed friend on a sunday evening
We have the final boss here: The Throat King
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