ellory smith @ellorysmith
3x Emmy nominated writer who is always looking for corporate work beacons.ai/ellorysmith Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2011-
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And above all of that, it was written about Zooey Deschanel
And above all of that, it was written about Zooey Deschanel
so true unfortunately american universities are weirdly actually just private equity firms, landlords, and war profiteers that just kind of randomly offer classes for up to 70k a year
so true unfortunately american universities are weirdly actually just private equity firms, landlords, and war profiteers that just kind of randomly offer classes for up to 70k a year
“Can you call the philosophy department and tell them I’ve been arrested?” is an all-time quote.
“Can you call the philosophy department and tell them I’ve been arrested?” is an all-time quote.
I was on staff at an agency that called us all “freelancers” though we had W2s and didn’t make our own hours so they could get away with not providing any benefits 🙃
I was on staff at an agency that called us all “freelancers” though we had W2s and didn’t make our own hours so they could get away with not providing any benefits 🙃
“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
There is more courage in these three paragraphs written by a 14-year-old Palestinian girl than what, like, 98% of American politicans have been able to muster thenation.com/article/world/…
There is a great article, somewhere, about how Ruffner was so scared someone would grab his film before he could develop it that he hid it in the hubcap of a car that was driving away from campus
There is a great article, somewhere, about how Ruffner was so scared someone would grab his film before he could develop it that he hid it in the hubcap of a car that was driving away from campus
And they said it couldn’t be a side hustle
Me: let me get a bagel so I can eat something hand held while I drive Bagel Broker:
Lost my favorite pair of sunglasses and found out they don’t make them anymore. Can’t hold onto anything too tightly lest grief ruin you….
Hey guys 👋 yesterday was my first day as her social media manager
Hey guys 👋 yesterday was my first day as her social media manager
You might recall Cal Poly Humboldt from a LA Times story last year about how students couldn’t afford housing so they were living in their cars and the administration called them a safety threat, issued citations, and evicted them from all the parking lots.
You might recall Cal Poly Humboldt from a LA Times story last year about how students couldn’t afford housing so they were living in their cars and the administration called them a safety threat, issued citations, and evicted them from all the parking lots.
Fun fact about the woman who argued at SCOTUS today that cities should be able to basically outlaw being homeless: "Ms. Evangelis was also appointed recently by the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors to the Los Angeles County Blue Ribbon Commission on Homelessness."
Thinking about the Supreme Court hearing on homelessness and encampments makes me think about this Angela Davis quote - I was reminded it existed when @JoshuaTurek posted it on his IG story
Nobody uses their blinker anymore and every water bottle I have seems to leak when it’s placed on its side. Those are my complaints for the day.
Here's the thing. I was trying to explain the difference last night between what the law allows and what justice is. The law allows powerful people to use it against less powerful people, usually. The law is not a neutral object. It's humans doing things to other humans.
Here's the thing. I was trying to explain the difference last night between what the law allows and what justice is. The law allows powerful people to use it against less powerful people, usually. The law is not a neutral object. It's humans doing things to other humans.
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Students were worried that Israel would take away his corpse. To smuggle his corpse without detection, the students placed a cap and glasses on him and positioned him in a sitting position in a car, claiming he was blind. The body ultimately reached his final resting place.
After he was shot and killed, other students hid his corpse while Israeli soldiers searched for his remains. They smuggled his body from Birzeit in the West Bank to Rafah in Gaza.
To the students flying the Palestinian flag everywhere: In the 1980s, while attempting to raise the Palestinian flag under direct Israeli military control, Mousa Hanafi, a student at Birzeit University who hails Gaza, suffered a fatal bullet from an Israeli sniper.
Oh I think some police are very much in sight
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
*joined october 2023*
My message to Netanyahu: Don’t leave us here with Hamas. Don’t leave Gaza until every last one of them is terminated. They tell you that can’t happen? Then stay in Gaza forever. It’s better for my people and safer for your people.
the fact that the college students protesting this got more backlash than this is insane to me
BREAKING| Israeli settlers block Jordanian trucks carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza.
I support the car’s right to defend itself 🙏
Far-right Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir injured due to a car accident in al-Ramla city.
idk how many times I have to say it
“I followed you for jokes and now you just tweet about Palestine” bro you think I enjoy tweeting about my people dying to airstrikes??
this used to be so lonely man I used to get threats, getting reported by other students, etc every time I spoke up. seeing this many people support us from all walks of life is just something I couldn’t have imagined in my wildest dreams. I am so hopeful
it is extremely funny that Netflix has had Sex and the City for about ten minutes and their social people have already run circles around everything HBO social has ever done
Ryan Garcia, first athlete to be donate $20 million to humanitarian aid in Gaza. Gives almost all of his money away. While other athletes are afraid to speak up for Gaza to protect their interests.
Perhaps the most sinister aspect of this is that the Flotilla itself has said they plan to use a social media presence and real-time documentation to try to prevent the IOF from carrying out a slaughter the way it did in 2010 - and Musk's X may be trying to disrupt that effort.
"X" suspends the South African politician Mandla Mandela, grandson of Nelson, as he is setting off on the Freedom Flotilla to take aid to Gaza.
this routine is especially odd when it comes from people like seinfeld or john cleese, whose career-defining work has mostly aged perfectly well and has never really been cancelled or controversial
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
This is what killed Elijah McClain. This can’t be reformed.
Medics across the U.S. have been quietly injecting sedatives to subdue people detained by police. Dozens of deaths reveal the practice carries risks, AP finds. apnews.com/article/invest…
“Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage”-something written by a human
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
An important message through a comment to all students in Northern American and european universities, “Some moments, I thought that even if I survived this genocide, I've lost my sense of being part of human existence, but the recent movement at universities has begun to restore…
Think about this. This person in Gaza is identifying the political function of genocide as severing a people from human existence and saying this moment of international solidarity is even more powerful than that
An important message through a comment to all students in Northern American and european universities, “Some moments, I thought that even if I survived this genocide, I've lost my sense of being part of human existence, but the recent movement at universities has begun to restore…
honestly if i was a professor at a college and was getting chokeslammed on my own campus for trying to intervene on behalf of my students being brutalized id probably yell "im a professor!" too
so weird, I was recently told repeatedly and vehemently that delivery apps were a vital public service largely used to bring food to those society had forgotten, the disabled and infirm. could it be those “morally good” deliveries are a rounding error compared to corporate ones?
I spent one evening shift delivering to City law firms, Bank of America, McKinsey etc. The sheer volume of meals delivered to these workers is amazing. That trolley outside McKinsey went from empty to 16 orders in 10 mins. Bank of America has a special holding pen for riders
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