girl fieri @realgirl_fieri
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Photos of people online that are shared with intent to shame and hurt should receive *as little engagement as possible* both to limit how many people see the content as well as to remove the incentive to share it in the first place. DM or report, do not reply.
If someone tweets a photo of someone without their permission in order to shame something about their physical appearance, do not quote tweet it to all of your followers in order to explain why you shouldn’t do this. Can you see why that is counterproductive?
We got our 3 year old into 80s hair bands sorta by accident and now when she’s feeling emotional I occasionally hear a tearful, forlorn “Alexa play Final Countdown by Europe”
Hot take: if you’re using an iPad to chill your kid out in public specifically because you feel like you’re being an inconvenience to other people, you don’t have to. Let your kid be a little annoying in public!!!
duolingo but for whatever the fuck your toddler is trying to say
You get to pick one thing to be good at every week - working out, cooking, no screens, kicking ass at work, clean house. If you try to pick two things, you get sent to the back of the line and get no things.
At least one day wasn't.
At least one day wasn't.
Instead of focusing on what working moms are *not* doing by not staying home, what would it look like if we celebrated them as awesome providers in the same way we celebrate men who work, instead of asking them to articulate all the ways that working doesn’t make them lesser
Lmao the speed with which Yusuf and I were both like “MANDY PATINKIN” in the first 3min of Smurfs
Lmao the speed with which Yusuf and I were both like “MANDY PATINKIN” in the first 3min of Smurfs
What if the “just you wait it gets worse” girlies and the “enjoy every moment or else” girlies had a cage match who would win
The moms are mentally and emotionally doing just fine
I am very tiresome and Type A but almost all my best parenting moments have come from realizing that I was forcing something (like going to the pool!) that I thought we should enjoy but we actually all hated and stressed about and then I stopped
It took me a long time to listen to music again after becoming a mom - some of the reasons are the same, some are different, but this is such a great thread. I think if that’s you right now then you should read the whole thing. 💜 you will listen to music again.
It took me a long time to listen to music again after becoming a mom - some of the reasons are the same, some are different, but this is such a great thread. I think if that’s you right now then you should read the whole thing. 💜 you will listen to music again.
Listen I get targeted advertising and all but always so funny when it’s like HEY this is the PERFECT shirt for MOMS and like it’s just a shirt
I am rarely self congratulatory but this week I managed our toddler fruit inventory such that I used almost all of it up before any of it went bad, and all that’s left now will last the weekend? Let me have this win I have never achieved this and may never again
The new Maggie Rogers is giving 90s romcom this is a compliment
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@realgirl_fieri Yes. Totally agree. We have choices about how we can be actively useful, and how we don’t perpetuate shit storms. My maxim is usually ‘deny trolls oxygen’
@realgirl_fieri I got tickets to an Olivia Newton John tribute concert and brought my 5 year old and 9 year old sons. Now the 5 year old wants to just watch her sing and the 9 year old is a fan of headbands 😂😂😂
@mdbell79 Of course I understand this poem but can you please explain it very clearly in case someone else doesn't?
it’s hard to separate “2 kids is a lot” from “having a 2-year old is a lot”
finally found a pair of nude bike short length leggings that don't roll up and didn't cost much and aren't shapewear! rejoice!
currently watching a band playing a 20th anniversary concert of their album and shocked that the band members are in fact 20 years older than i remembered.
@realgirl_fieri That poor woman. Twitter is so toxic, even when people have good intentions.
@realgirl_fieri Really glad I haven’t seen whatever it is. Breaks my heart when that crap happens
I have ADHD I get none of these things but I can crochet a mean blanket
You get to pick one thing to be good at every week - working out, cooking, no screens, kicking ass at work, clean house. If you try to pick two things, you get sent to the back of the line and get no things.
and i get none except half of cooking like
You get to pick one thing to be good at every week - working out, cooking, no screens, kicking ass at work, clean house. If you try to pick two things, you get sent to the back of the line and get no things.
@sarahradz_ Aldo, not every situation described on Twitter is repeated every single day. Sometimes I say Elmo is having dinner with his family so we can’t watch his show at the table, other times I just tell my toddler that it’s dinner time so we’re going to spend time together 🤷🏼♀️
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
Do I need to have some suits like the ones on the left made? I dress like the guy on the right already but the first guy has a lot more style.
Eliminating the ‘no screens’ thing and just embracing our techno hell future has shockingly helped me. Just limit how many screens
You get to pick one thing to be good at every week - working out, cooking, no screens, kicking ass at work, clean house. If you try to pick two things, you get sent to the back of the line and get no things.
The first three months of building a routine:
You get to pick one thing to be good at every week - working out, cooking, no screens, kicking ass at work, clean house. If you try to pick two things, you get sent to the back of the line and get no things.
@sarahradz_ there's so much to manage constantly it's so tiring!
I’ve officially switched my Duolingo language from Spanish to Italian. I’ve always wanted to learn Italian, but thought Spanish would be more “practical” use of my time. I’m already getting so much joy out of it. I’m glad my son is learning an impractical language (Latin) too.
Parenting fail: my 6-year-old overreacts every time she gets hurt so I told her if she can’t get it together she’ll have to be a Bubble Girl, and I showed her the trailer for Bubble Boy starring Jake Gyllenhaal and she cried.
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