Lucifer Ordog @DeepDarkFear
A little lost and a lot of trouble. Born with horns and desperately trying to hide them. Bahrain Joined January 2011-
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I admire your courage, but not your judgement. You know who you are.
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I don't want to brag, but I’ve reached the age where my back goes out more often than I do.
STUPIDITY: "Blah blah blah.." COMMON SENSE: "..." STUPIDITY: "Blah blah blah.. why are you so quiet?" COMMON SENSE: "Erm.. I think.." STUPIDITY: "Stop! I'm offended"
Unpopular Opinion: Lets permanently face-tattoo convicted rapists and child-molesters.
What phones do sailors use? Aye-Phones
Lucifer Ordog retweeted
Might tweet a couple classics today idk yet
Lucifer Ordog retweeted
Every abusive man has a public version that makes people say “but he seems so nice.” That’s not a coincidence. That’s the strategy.
Lucifer Ordog retweeted
Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
@NotTodayEric and the classic "Hold my beer.."
Remember being able to throw your Nokia phone at someone's head, knocking them out cold, and then using the same phone to call 911? Good times.
Lucifer Ordog retweeted
I like using twitter because none of my friends use it
Lucifer Ordog retweeted
I’m not crying, I’m watering my beard.
Levels of Beard: 1. No beard = KPOP Man-child 2. Stubble = Overworked employee 3. Big beard = Homeless person 4. Huge beard = Wizard
Lucifer Ordog retweeted
Keep the hell in hello.
Lucifer Ordog retweeted
Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn't coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
Lucifer Ordog retweeted
I'm such a fantastic driver that people are constantly honking and pointing at me just to celebrate that I'm out gracing the roads
I know a little kungfu, a little karate and a little muay thai.. you can say I am a master of the partial arts.
If someone pokes you - Stab them back. Never do tit for tat, I believe in tomahawk for tat.
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