Ty Colgate @TyColgate
Looking for a good time (within 280 characters). tycolgate.com Atlanta, GA Joined September 2011-
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“Sir, a second pedal pub has hit Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N’ Roll Steakhouse”
He said if I didn’t put the shirt on, he was going to keep crowd working me
He said if I didn’t put the shirt on, he was going to keep crowd working me
Pop culture news isn’t fun anymore. Kanye’s a Nazi. Taylor Swift is ruining the climate. P Diddy is just Jeffery Epstein if he could say the N-word.
My cousin auditioned to be Snow White at Disney World But then came out as Goofy. Do you know how humbling it is to have a Disney employee be like “We just think you’re more beautiful on the inside… Of this dog suit”
Reuters and AP could never be brave enough to report a story like this. Thank you @DailyComedyNews for breaking MSM’s silence on this 🙏
Chasing a runaway ping pong ball
These are the stories they should tell in DARE
These are the stories they should tell in DARE
The TikTok ban is gonna be a dark day for people who spent too much time learning how to lip sync.
As a Floridian, I can confidently say Florida is such a unique place to grow up. Like not a lot of people can say they lost their virginity in flip flops. It’s called culture, honey 💅
Me walking sober to my car so I can drive drunk home.
Me walking sober to my car so I can drive drunk home.
Hopefully both sides have fun today, but if I have to pick, I’m going Palestine.
Does anyone have the second half of this video? I’ve been searching PornHub all day.
Does anyone have the second half of this video? I’ve been searching PornHub all day.
Turn every hobby into a job so that way it can be a tax write off. Do you want to be happy and owe money in April or depressed and get $22 back?
Is this why the Atlanta airport is considered the busiest in the world?
Is this why the Atlanta airport is considered the busiest in the world?
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It’s about to be 2024! That means at midnight you need to grab someone you love Pull them in close And tell them it’s time to take that coding boot camp
Instead of checking who’s Naughty or Nice this year, Santa is seeing if you’re Pro-Palestine or Pro-Israel. And for the sake of my career, I’ll let you guys decide which is which.
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Today's the Super Bowl of people selecting "forgot password" when logging into TurboTax for the first time time in a year
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RIP to my joke about my dad dating one of his exes
OJ Simpson dead at 76 after battle with cancer.
My grandpa told me he’s voting for Trump but on the plus side my grandma will be voting for Biden bc she died last year
@GianmarcoSoresi @TyColgate Looks like a ghost outfit
Accidentally got @TyColgate dragged on TikTok over an April fools bit so want to set the record straight he’s a great opener and it was a totally normal sized shirt
The ultimate dine and dash
Donald Trump pulled up the Vine City CFA and ordered 30 milkshakes.
What’s the remaining 10%???
Me & my mom minutes before I talk about her onstage
Chasing a runaway ping pong ball
what do you think is harder than this?
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The anti-drug campaign we need
Ivy leaguers make themselves known
It is incredibly frustrating when something serious happens on April fools
Not quite the defense I wanted but probably the defense I deserve
I've opened for Gianmarco a few times. I know his act is basically Dane Cook: The Musical, but he's a good guy and a surprisingly good hang. If you're an opener trying to get sympathy for him roasting your shirt (which looks like the Elmo parade float deflated on you), grow up.
The anti-drug campaign we need
This is so fucking funny @TyColgate
Too long to post here. Link for convenience: tiktok.com/t/ZTLkekaYR/
favorite part about holidays is touching base with all the exes
You either die as someone who has done Late Night of live long enough to see yourself do a Dry Bar.
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