ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔥 🍒 @chaotic_sub
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i don’t want to work in an office. i want to be on a deep space mission with a rag tag team of astronauts to banter with
ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔥 🍒 retweeted
Happy ALIEN DAY to all who celebrate
it happened again. guy who claimed to “love nature” got mad when i trapped him in the woods and tried to reenact the blair witch project
hate how unless you’re based in new york or LA, people treat you like a nobody. it is truly my life’s mission to make art centered in other places where instead of a “personal brand” people have character
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no that’s my emotional support iced coffee from 8 am that has an inch of melted ice water on top
ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔥 🍒 retweeted
Everyone seems so impressed with this girthmaster fellow. Well I’m the listeningtowomenmaster. How about that
ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔥 🍒 retweeted
[guy who just got out of class] babe you're making this such a zero sum game right now
ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔥 🍒 retweeted
respectfully: what the fuck are any of you talking about?
seeing more girls want to read poetry and want to write their own because of taylor’s new album is cute, idc!!!!
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Every day that I don’t befriend a crow is a day I fumbled.
that’s so cool you’re looking for something casual! what would you do if you encountered a bear in the woods?
ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔥 🍒 retweeted
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
him: wtf get off my neck! me (a vampire): you asked me to grab a drink…?
*with the intention of getting married* so have you seen secretary?
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most exhausting movie of all time incoming
Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6. Described as a quasi-sequel to ‘The Social Network’ that follows the rise of misinformation-for-profit online that may have led to January 6. (Source: @MattBelloni)
@chaotic_sub ugh gotta hate when that happens-
We need more movies and TV shows about complete fucking idiots.
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walk for me diva
A practical facehugger on the set of ‘ALIEN: ROMULUS’
Look at this freak. He loves it
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