daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi
fat leftist comedian. uh oh sounds like i should have a podcast, doesn’t it!!! alt: @shrimp_liker daisytackett.com jacksonville, fl Joined June 2009-
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for the daphne fans: she’s a gorgeous girl who also regularly looks like the rabbit from donnie darko
just had a killer show in erie, now i’m doing what i do best: eat taco bell and listen to nu metal
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Really important to remember as well, though, that some campuses are just letting their encampments continue without interference, and that at those campuses everything generally seems to be entirely fine.
Really important to remember as well, though, that some campuses are just letting their encampments continue without interference, and that at those campuses everything generally seems to be entirely fine.
loving pittsburgh, it’s the most jacksonville city i’ve been to outside of jacksonville
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This goes so hard
This goes so hard https://t.co/GuNl5na9tp
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