donni saphire @donni
I make the toast of a bread situation. Still posting daily on Bluesky and mastodon pscp.tv/donnisaphire Joined April 2007-
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Maybe I’ll have a humorous quip about this situation in several years
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They should make a TV show that is both new and extremely good
I deserve pizza for all the times I didn’t get pizza
@YitzchakGross You can say Koheles, I went to yeshiva… awhile ago admittedly
That’s why I mostly just know about cheese
It’s bad for your mental health to know about most things
Spend a lot of time there, needed some privacy
I don’t live in fear but I do rent a studio apartment there
Every day I must spend $18 to $24 at one of three stores
Love to post a little joke for the thousands of dead accounts and sunglasses robots that follow me
Can’t sleep because I have to think about everything that has happened to me since birth
I would like to be admired by birds somehow
As a planet, we have been ghosted by all aliens, and I don’t blame them
I can’t know any more horrible things before bed. I’ll catch up on the new horrible things tomorrow
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